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我捂着生疼的脸，瞪着小新说不出话，能不疼吗！要不你过来让我扭你两把试试！这打一巴掌揉三揉的事儿是她的看家本领，我能说啥？
只见她跟慈嬉那老佛爷一样把手一摆把嘴一张，吩咐道：＂去买菜，回来做午饭！下午陪我去逛街！＂
日子就这么一天天的过，小新对我那晚上的失踪事件缄口不提，我看她不提我也不好解释，索性也装做没事儿人.我跟她还是跟以前一样吃饭聊天散步，上网逛街看电视，虽说没什么改变，不过凭女人特有的直觉，我还是闻出了＂怪怪的＂味道，好在我这人天性懒惰，对这种说不清道不明的东西一向少理少问，就这么着，也还算过的不错.
临近圣诞，我们学校跟日本的一所艺术高校组织了一次大型画展，名义上是画展，其实里面也有摄影雕塑以及工艺作品什么的，那两天把我忙的晕头转向，恰巧小新要去上海考察，所以每天晚上回到家时心里难免一阵落寞.自己一人实在无聊就上网灌水聊天，还真就交了几个不错的网友.当然，里面也有les.其实我挺乐意和网友进行勾通和交流的，还记得一朋友曾这么说过：网友嘛，就是说说话,打个招呼,多好.我的感觉是:就是因为是网友,就因为不能常见面，就因为匿名，所以才率真才诚恳才坦然.并不是象有人预言的那样，因为不能见面不能确认才能互相欺骗，真真是低看了人性善的一面,无缘无故扩大了人性恶论说.
小新临走前曾发出严重警告：＂坚决不准夜不归宿！我每晚都查房！要逮到你一次，哼哼！那我就跟你彻底断绝一切外交关系！绝不手软！＂
唉，整天拿这话唬人，动不动就绝交，你说你换点新鲜的词儿怎么就这么难啊！我听着耳朵都起老茧了快.但还是特顺从的应了声：＂知道了.＂
小新还真说到做到了，每晚11点左右准时一个电话查房，弄的我一看快到点儿了不管在外边有什么重大战略都直接撇下，撒丫子就往家跑，记得有次回家晚了点，那电话正跟宰猪似的哼哼直叫，我打开房门顾不上拉灯就奔向电话，还好对家里的地形比较熟悉还不至于摔跟头.
＂干吗去了你，这么晚才接电话！＂
＂您有点儿同情心成不？我这刚从学校回来灯还没开呢！＂
＂在学校？弄什么啊怎么弄到这么晚？＂
＂这不中日友好吗，学校重视，非说什么要把展厅布置的有特色，特色的我们都回不了家.＂
＂呵，那还真辛苦你了啊！我还以为你现在天高皇帝远了，又在吧里泡呢.＂
＂我到巴不得呢，可就是没时间，一看到小日本就想到咱那国耻家恨，一想到国耻家恨，我就做什么都没心情了.＂
＂切，少得瑟了，以前也没见你多爱国，这会儿了冒充什么愤青啊！就你，就你那样儿，是被鬼子缠了所以才打个什么国耻家恨的幌子说自己没心情吧！＂
我算知道了，每次来电话她不坷碜我几句她晚上就睡不着觉，不过人家就是这么强，人家有阴阳眼儿，人家能到咱骨子里去，我还真就被鬼子给缠上了.
别看小日本人不怎么样，不过在敬业方面确实比咱强多了，这点咱得坦然承认，然后奋发图强，最后再举起大刀往这帮鬼子的头上砍去.里面有个叫什么织田木的小鬼子，猛一看长的挺象个中国人，再一问原来他奶奶产自中国台湾，我说呢，这群鬼子里面就他看着亲切点儿，原来是有点血缘关系.带着他们参观泉城，这家伙没事儿就扯着我问东问西，靠，那么多人你不问专门问个听不懂兽语的，这不专门给我添乱吗！可谁让咱生在礼仪之邦呢，总不能给孔子他老人家丢脸不是，再说谁让咱中国人是日本人的祖宗呢（不都说日本人是徐福领的那一千个童男童女进化来的吗），还得有点祖宗的举止不是，唉，问就问吧，把翻译拽我跟前，然后耐着性子给他解释.有时候看他那么多问题我真想给他俩耳光，你丫白痴还是怎么地，旁边有人专门讲解你不听专门伸着脸来问我，你不累我还累那！容易吗，连人翻译都无奈的笑着摇头，然后冲我摆手做同情状.
你别说，这时间一久我还真学会一点日文，那次看到老k我直接就冲他显摆：＂老k，咱也会说日语了！＂
＂是吗？那来两句听听！＂
＂我怕你听不懂！＂
＂呵！我怕你是说不出来吧！＂
＂哼，那你听好＂我得意的冲老k一笑，然后就说了句自认为很纯正的日语：＂阿尼阿塞哟，满拉所，盼嘎不是米大！＂
＂姐姐，您说的这是日语啊？＂
＂废话，听不懂了吧！哈哈哈，就知道你听不懂！＂
＂得了吧，你好歹没说azaazafighting！您这哪门子日语啊您，这不整个一半调子韩语吗！＂
那天我听了老k的话后差点自杀，这白天看日本人晚上看韩剧竟然把这俩语言给弄混了，唉，丢人了丢人了，管它韩语日语，反正是个外国语不就成了，这应该也算学习的一种，不是都讲究学习要融汇贯通的嘛！
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