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我不好意思的笑笑：＂这不没别的办法吗，你要以后交了女友，打死我也不敢用啊！＂
老k一抹嘴儿，声音特凛然：＂得了吧你，交女朋友？不交，不过性交可以考虑.＂
＂靠，我就看你这么死不正经到什么时候！对了，有啥事吧？＂
＂有啊，帮我画副油画.＂
＂干吗啊？＂
＂送人啊，咳，跟你说了你也不懂，反正帮我画副就是了，要装饰性强点儿的.＂
＂哎，你自己又不是不会，找我干吗啊？＂
＂我都多少年没动过笔了，你这不是一直没断过笔吗！反正你帮我画一副就是了.＂
＂那好吧，诶，你送谁啊？谁能看的上我的油画？＂
＂我说你还真麻烦啊，是送一大客户的，你那件＜＜春＞＞不是获一等奖了吗？他知道你跟我是同学后就死活要跟我要张你的画，你说我也不好不给不是，反正这忙你得帮，我要没了他这客户，我可真损失大了.＂
＂得，看你这么可怜的份儿上，给你画一张吧.＂
＂那谢谢了，走走，我请你吃饭去.＂
＂我下午还有课呢！＂
＂就一午饭你以为能吃多久啊！吃不了一年，走吧，我下午也有事.＂
我跟老k边吃午饭边乱扯，老k这人嘴巴里总有说不完的趣事，只凭这点儿就吸引了不少小姑娘的青睐，再加上人又多金，长的又帅，性格还温和，直接就是一钻石王老五级的金龟，所以他身边花朵无数，小到三四岁的儿童大到七八十岁的大妈，对他都比较有好感，很是抢手.
＂你最近看电视了没？＂老k问我.
＂没怎么看.怎么了？＂
＂好象台湾那块儿又闹了，得，你们女的对这没兴趣，不跟你说这了.＂
＂哎，这怎么说话呢你，找抽呢你，我虽说不积极要求进步，但看见祖国日新月异还是特别激动啊，虽说不挂靠任何组织，但也关心全球发展局势那，尤其对国民党与民进党吵架往嘴里塞纸团特别感兴趣！＂
＂哈哈，还真没看出来啊，那是我头发短见识少还不成吗！＂
＂切，本来就是！不过现在新闻还真没怎么看，就看了满屏幕的一骨脑儿的都是清宫戏，就那么点事儿给折腾出那么多花样儿，我一看那大辫子就浑身不舒服.＂
＂也是，我前两天还看一报纸批斗这个的，说丫清剧不外乎这么几种情况：顺治说：爱江山更爱美人；康熙说：江山好管儿子难教；雍正说：说我狠，我就狠给你们看；乾隆说：我爹是谁？嘉庆说：和绅是我爹留给我的遗产；慈禧说：木偶戏你当好演呀；李莲英说：有奴才伺候；李鸿章说：九亿白银，小意思；袁世凯说：窃国者为诸侯？＂
＂哈哈，那顺治他爹怎么说的？＂
＂咳，要说顺治他爹，人家记者都追溯到闯王那里了，人家是这么说的，李自成说：歇会，找个小姐来；吴三桂说：敢泡我老婆；皇太极说：三桂是个好同志！＂
＂有道理，翻来覆去是就说的这么点事儿，以后我也得多看点影评啥的了，＂我颇有感慨的说：＂这看电视跟搞科学一样，不能只看事物的表面，得看到它的本质！＂
＂别本质了，你哪根神经象搞科学的啊？先把我那画给搞出来再说吧啊.给你一周的功夫，成不？
＂一周？！你当我是机器人啊，我还得上课吧，还得睡觉吧，还得吃饭吧，还得...＂
＂那两周？求您了，我叫您姐姐还不成吗？＂
＂唉，其实，我早就知道这是个鸿门宴.＂
依约走到小新公司门下，心里琢磨要再看到韩冬咋办，我一想到他俩那亲密镜头就胸闷.
＂哟，这次挺按时的啊！＂小新满脸喜色的走出玻璃门.
＂废话，我什么时候不按时了！＂
＂切，我就不揭你的短儿了.＂
＂嘿嘿，你怎么这会能出来啊？下班了？＂
＂我把我的事情搞定就可以出来了，管他下没下班.＂
＂哟，牛的你，比老总还老总啊！＂
＂本人江湖地位就是这么高，怎么着吧！今儿发薪水，所以可以早出来啦，哈哈，这可是我本季度加薪后的第一份发薪水！兴奋！＂
＂咳，钱财乃身外之物，你看你俗不俗啊，整天钱啊钱的，咱稍微雅点儿成不成？＂
奶奶的，小新这一加薪水，就是我工资的三倍半，这老天没长眼吧，怎么就不能给我这样的可亲可敬的人民教师多长点儿钱！抬头再一看小新，感觉老不对劲儿了，明明差不多的个头，这会怎么一高一低了？一低头，又郁闷了，她穿了双七八公分的高跟鞋站我跟前，能不比我高吗！欺负我不会穿高跟鞋咋地？
我踮踮脚：＂嘿嘿，我刚想问你用的啥偏方咋一下长这么高呢，弄半天是鞋子长高了.＂
＂嘿嘿，关扬，其实你不用有挫败感，为了要教育你，我必须得处处比你高点，可惜啊，唉，想比你高实在太容易了，我都有挫败感了快.＂
＂哼哼.＂我能说啥？在一个连鞋子都比你高的人跟前？
＂哈，走啦，先去趵突泉走走，好久没去了呢，然后去吃大餐.＂
＂大餐？＂小新嘴里的大餐，这一顿至少得三四百，我一想就哆嗦：＂去哪儿吃啊？我身上就随身带了不到二百块钱.＂
＂你紧张什么啊，是我请又没你什么事儿，你就只用嘴吃就成.不过嘛以后得多听我点话.＂
＂嘿嘿，这还好.＂不对啊，我吃你一顿就得多听你一点话？我说：＂小新，你也太阴了，你竟然用物质击垮我，你欺负我没钱！＂
＂哈，我从来就喜欢欺负没钱的，怎么着吧，走啦！＂
我被小新拽到趵突泉公园，这里是她最喜爱散步的场所之一.趵突泉是这儿的象征与标志，因为水质纯净味道甘美清洌爽口，因此曾巩作有”滋荣冬茹温常早，润泽春茶味更真”之句.据说乾隆南巡时，一路上都饮用从北京带的玉泉水.到济南品尝了趵突泉泉水以后，便改饮此泉泉水，并携之途中所用.古有＂趵突腾空＂一说，可惜我从来没有见到过，当年被称为＂家家泉水，户户垂杨＂的济南现在也早已不再从前，城市的发展总要伴随着对环境的破坏，想想这些有些伤感.上学那会闲暇之于我们喜欢在这儿写生或者看书，感觉很是惬意.现在虽然是冬天，不过，冬天的趵突泉也有冬天的韵味，那三股喷涌而出的泉水在泉城人精心的照料下没有跟往年一样停喷，仍然不知疲倦地奔腾不息，比如现在零下好几度，虽然是一片冰天雪地，泉水却浮动着轻纱一样的雾霭，泉水与池沼间的水藻也仍然翠绿如新，游鱼嬉戏，让人见了不禁莞尔.
可能天气干冷吧，来往的人不是很多，我跟小新站在观澜亭里赏泉，亭子里还有康熙赏玩泉水时随手写下的”激湍”二字，想想现在自己跟古代的帝王站同样的位置，心里竟生出些许傲意来.
小新弯腰捧了一捧泉水，并随口念道：＂仰而见山之青，俯而见泉之洁＂，我看着美景与美女同融为一体，不忍破坏这份美好，就静静的看着，不再说话.
良久，小新转过头.
＂扬扬.＂
＂恩？＂
小新狡黠的一笑：＂你知道我现在想说什么吗？＂
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