第22节
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＂嘿嘿，扬扬＂，小新腾一下扑我怀里，嗲着音儿说：＂只要你把活儿都干完，你想当什么就当什么，我绝对不跟你抢好不好？＂
我看着怀中的这个祸害，低下头狠狠的蹂躏她的嘴唇以泄我的不满.
我曾问小新：＂你怎么能做到爱一个人不动声色的？＂
小新很不屑的回答：＂切，首先是因为你够笨，看不出声色！其次嘛，你知道‘一动不如一静’是什么意思吗？就是说喜欢一个人啊爱一个人啊，这静的，就有尊严，可这俩人谁要先动了心思...他动了...他就没尊严了，我一向保卫我的尊严.＂
我听后气结：＂敢情我就没尊严了？＂
小新嘿嘿一笑：＂俩人相爱嘛，总得有一个不要尊严的，所以在咱俩之间呢，我权衡再三，思索良久，就把这个光荣的任务交给你啦！同志！你辛苦了！就当为人民服务吧！＂
我再想辩驳，小新拿了个樱桃一下塞我嘴里，还接着给了个甜蜜的吻.我一下找到了平衡，心里琢磨啥尊严不尊严的，爱人最重要.
日子象长了翅膀一样，一不留神快放寒假了.小新也马上要休年假，恰巧织田木发邮件过来邀请我跟小新如果有空就去日本观光，他当导游，于是我跟小新约好等年后去日本逛逛.决定出去游玩,心情也比以往更加灿烂,整天笑不离口,以至于绢子以为我吃了什么摇头丸或者喝了什么兴奋剂.
有天晚上绢子要我帮他照看一个七八岁的小男孩，据说是她哪个姨妈的外甥的儿子，反正一长串儿，本来我不想接手这个活，因为地球人都知道我讨厌小孩儿是出了名的，不过那天正好赶上小新加班，我自己也没啥事赶，再说那男孩长的真好看，皮是皮肉是肉的，特水灵，心一糊涂就这么给应了.
我先让他自己看电视，然后自己跑阳台上去透气，过一会儿，听到有呼吸的声音，原来是那小男孩在我旁边正抬着脑袋看星星.
我也抬头看了一眼，天很清，星星很多.
＂今儿星星真他妈多……你想什么呢小可爱？＂
小男孩看了我一眼，那种眼神是很少男情怀的：＂姐姐，你是我的大可爱.＂
这小家伙一句话差点没把我呛死，我领他进屋，他拿起我跟小新的合影：＂俩姐姐都是大可爱.＂
＂嘿嘿，那小可爱看这俩大可爱哪个更可爱一点？＂
＂她！＂小家伙指着小新的照片：＂我们班里有个女生跟这姐姐好象，我很喜欢她呢.＂
＂是吗？那你都怎么表示你对人家的喜欢了？＂
＂我揪他小辫，还有把她铅笔弄断再再帮她削好，咯咯.＂
小男孩边说还边给我用手白话，我的天，现在这孩子...啧啧，强啊，真是青出于蓝而胜于蓝啊！
我说：＂追女孩子啊必须得有丰富的理论.＂
＂什么叫理论啊？＂
＂呃...就是想法，就是你得多想.＂
＂噢，还有呢？＂
小男孩听的特认真，我看他这么认真听讲，我一激动又犯了职业病：＂还有啊，还有就是得把理论用于实践中.＂
＂姐姐，什么叫实践啊？＂
＂实践啊...实践就是你不能只想，还得去做！＂
我边逗弄小男孩边给他传输追女孩子的经验，正传到兴头上呢绢子跟小新回来了.
＂哟，你俩还挺热乎呢！真没想到啊.＂
＂一般一般，你俩怎么凑一块了？＂
＂路上碰到的，过来＂绢子冲小男孩一挥手：＂咱该回家喽，要不你妈妈可就挂心了，跟两个姐姐说再见＂.
＂姐姐下次再教我哦.＂小男孩冲我跟小新挥挥手＂姐姐再见＂.
洗刷完后小新问我照顾孩子的感觉怎么样，我说真不怎么样，现在这孩子实在没法儿养.
吃过早点后我去办公室，绢子俩手抱着：＂关扬，昨天你给我那侄子灌输什么思想了你？＂
＂没啊，我就随便跟他聊了聊人生.＂
＂是～吗？你跟一小孩儿聊人生那？您还有这嗜好？＂
＂呃...别这么看我啊，我就跟他讨论了讨论如何追女孩子这个问题...＂
＂靠，关扬，我那侄子你不教那追女孩子的花招就比他爹娘加起来还多，你这一教昨晚这小祖宗发春儿了，说什么也要找他班上那个什么萌的小女孩，还说要什么实践不要理论，屁大的小孩懂什么叫实践啊！我一听就知道是你这家伙昨晚教的！＂
我吐了吐舌头，赶紧帮绢子沏了杯茶.然后跟小新发了个信息：这辈子要什么也不能要孩子，这年头儿要孩子就等于要命啊！
这天老妈来了电话，老太太特兴奋的说要我跟小新都回家一趟，老妈平时一般不给我打电话，基本都是我隔几天就打个电话回去，这次突的给我打个电话还这么兴奋，敢情老太太摔了一跟头捡了一大包银票？阿甘说，人生就像一块夹心巧克力，而你永远不知道里面是什么？阿甘真是个聪明的孩子！
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