第24节
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小新的嘴里所冒出来的那个＂出柜＂一下让我的血压＂唰＂的一声窜的老高.
我摸着心脏：＂姐姐，您觉着...他们这4个老人里边哪个心脏承受力相对强些啊？＂
小新一吧唧嘴：＂妹妹，我觉着...这4口子人...心脏都不大好.＂
＂那你说咱要把牌摊开了，咱俩得是什么命运啊？＂
＂命运啊...＂小新一脸严肃：＂我觉着吧，不是我妈把你给劈了，就是你妈把我给剁了！＂
＂恩，要不就是我爹打的我脑袋开花，你爹打的你满地找牙.＂
＂哈哈＂小新使劲按了下我的鼻子：＂我觉着咱俩太不孝了，咱父母有这么暴吗，被说成这样.＂
＂唉，不是那弗罗伊德都说了吗，这是个人身体里就多少含有点儿暴力潜能，万一咱把这四个佛爷的暴力潜能都给刺激出来，估计咱俩不死也得半残.＂
＂说的也是，那咱得找个比较不让他们受刺激的理由才成.＂
＂唉＂我一泄气：＂挺难.＂
＂难你个头！＂小新把湿漉漉的手往我脸上一抹：＂给我打起精神，我非得把这4个佛爷给搞定不成！我还就不信这个邪了！＂
＂就是！＂看小新那么胸有成竹的样儿我还有啥好忧虑的？我把脸上的水一擦：＂我都能把你搞定还能搞不定那几个老头老太太？我也不信这个邪了！＂
＂诶？咱俩是谁搞定谁啊？＂小新白着眼看我.
＂咳，这个...谁搞定谁不一样啊？要不我让着你点，咱互相搞定，简称互搞！你这么在乎这干吗啊，不当吃不当喝的.＂
＂放屁！关扬.你得说清楚，咱是谁搞定的谁？这可是原则问题！＂
＂你看看你看看，原来被人捧为淑女的小新同学也会骂放屁啊！＂
＂切，林黛玉都骂的出来我干吗骂不出来啊！再说我要在你跟前装淑女你也受不起啊！＂
＂谁说的谁说的？你还没装呢怎么就知道我受不起.＂
＂反正我说不装就不装，快点说咱是谁搞定的谁？＂
我剥了香蕉塞她嘴里：＂败给你了！＂
＂哈哈，败给我了那就是我搞定你喽.＂
我跟小新你一言我一句的耍嘴皮子，但令我极纳闷的是，不管是为什么而争论，表面上看起来似乎各自坚持各自的论点，可奇怪的是事情最后却还是按照她所希望的方向发展.
我正跟小新打情骂俏般的在厨房斗嘴功，只听我妈在客厅喊：＂都洗好了吗？＂
＂哦，洗好了，洗好了.＂
我跟小新把剩下的几棵青菜迅速拿到水管底下冲洗，刚洗好我妈就进来了：＂呵呵，你们出去玩儿吧，现在的厨房就是我的天下了.＂
＂老姐，我来帮你＂刘阿姨边挽袖子边对我妈说：＂我啊，等会做个汤，绝对让你们回味无穷.＂
＂呵呵，成，咱两个老太婆忙活＂我妈说.又对我跟小新说：＂厨房啊，就是女人的天下，你俩要学不？＂
我一撇嘴：＂那人饭店里掌大勺的怎么都是男的啊？＂
＂咳＂老妈被我堵了话，特不舒服：＂你怎么跟你爹一个德行啊！省的别人以为你俩不是亲生的！得，陪小新出去玩儿吧啊.＂
我妈把我跟小新赶出厨房，看我爸跟小新他爸正在眉飞色舞的聊国家局势国际形式，索性也跑到他俩跟前凑热闹，甭管以后怎么着，现在还是得把这老爷子给伺候好的，到时他们一发善心，不看僧面看佛面，总会网开一面给条活路吧.
饭菜一会儿的工夫也就做好了，呵，俩老太太的手艺真不是盖的，满屋子的菜香，只闻着就垂涎三尺了.我跟小新拼了命的捡好听的词儿夸他俩的菜有多么多么的好吃，弄的俩人＂龙颜大悦＂，老爸也特兴奋，拿了瓶五粮液出来要跟叶叔叔来个一醉方休.
一帮人围着一桌子菜边吃表聊，老爸突然从口袋里拿出个红色的东西递给老妈：＂忘了给你说了，老孙家要娶儿媳妇，这是请贴.＂
我一看这个就闹心，既然是伟大的爱情啊，那就伟大地爱去吧，干吗搞这个形式啊？有没有那一张破纸有什么关系？难道没有那破纸就不爱了？那也太不伟大了.还弄的满世界人都知道，离婚的时候怎么不也弄桌子宴席什么的啊发个请贴啊？！
我妈翻开看了看：＂恩，看人家的孩子都娶的娶嫁的嫁了，没娶没嫁的也订了，就咱家的孩子还没动静.＂
＂可不，＂刘阿姨跟着长吁短叹：＂咱这两家算倒霉倒了一块儿去了.人家都轰轰烈烈的摆酒席了，结婚的结婚，生崽的生崽，咱还风平浪静呢.＂
我装做不经意的样子对小新说：＂这结婚什么好啊，实在太无聊了.挺好的俩人像猴子似的让大家耍，还要水米不进地折腾一整天，累得跟一dog似的。龙腾小说ltxsba.com你说图什么那？＂
＂扬扬，这你就不懂了吧＂小新特配合，摆出一副很有经验的样子：＂你知道结婚大厅里一桌子一桌子坐的都是什么吗？不是人，是五彩斑斓的人民币啊！这一人一红包加起来得多少啊！＂
＂也是，这可是不小的一笔收入那.＂
＂哼哼＂我爸那眼一翻：＂我跟你妈那会儿也没收多少红包，不也走了快30年了吗！＂
＂爸，您别以为快三十年的感情就万无一失了，连过了一辈子的老夫老妻都有分手的，这年头哪有什么事是保险的呢？妈…您这么看我干吗啊？＂
老妈难以置信地瞪着我：＂真是刮目相看啊，你这一套一套的长篇大论都是从哪抠出来的？＂
＂呵呵，阿姨＂小新出来帮我解围：＂扬扬没事就多愁善感，再加上周围确实也多是这种情况，所以她就感从心发了.＂
＂你看了吧，我就说咱家这姑娘怎么都这么牙尖嘴利的啊，咱只能认倒霉了＂刘阿姨摇着头对我妈说.
＂妈.＂小新笑眯眯的给刘阿姨夹点菜过去：＂您说我跟扬扬怎么让你们倒霉了啊？＂
＂唉＂刘阿姨很无奈的看看我跟小新：＂能带个男朋友给我看看也成啊，这么大了都没谈过恋爱...也太有点儿不象话了.什么年代了啊都，这么大了还没谈过.＂
我跟小新一听这话都满脸通红，没谈过？这不就谈着呢吗！
＂我看啊，你俩最好赶紧找个小伙子找找感觉，这结不结婚的总得找个人恋恋吧？＂老妈到是满开放的哈，这话让我听着舒服.
＂咳，什么话什么话！你还越活越鲜活了那！＂老爸喝了口酒：＂这谈恋爱谈恋爱，既然谈了就得想着结婚，只谈不结这不耍流氓嘛！＂
＂就是.＂叶叔叔握握我爸的手：＂老哥，说的好，我严重支持！＂
＂哎，你俩冲我使什么劲啊＂老妈显的特没面子，索性撇开我跟小新的话题：＂你说吧，这临过年了各家都有喜事，知道吧，咱楼下的邻居冯老师家马上就抱孙子了.＂
＂真的啊？就是那个化学系的冯老师？＂刘阿姨满脸羡慕.
＂是啊，就是她，现在啊，她是整天围着儿媳打转，唉，有孩子就有希望啊！＂
＂是啊，孩子就是咱生命的延续啊，＂刘阿姨眼神特朦胧：＂孩子啊，是父母的希望，也是维系一个家庭的纽带啊.＂
本来听她们讨论孩子我有点反感，不过后来听到刘阿姨的这句感叹后突然灵光一闪，赶紧用脚踢了踢小新，小声说：＂哎，我找到办法了.＂
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