第25节
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"啊?这药不能乱吃话也不能乱讲啊.我怎么又爱惜了我?"
"心虚了啊?"小新一步步逼进我:"你看你那笔触...啧啧...怎么就这么温柔啊!"
"温柔?您眼有毛病吧?嘿嘿,你不是吃醋了吧?"
"切,我从来不喜欢吃酸的."
我闻闻她的衣服:"还说没有?外套上都有酸味儿呢."
"哼."小新转身接着看我那张画:"唉,是个可人儿呢,难怪你整天夸人家."
我环住她的腰,咬住她的耳垂:"我很高兴你吃醋,适当吃点儿对身体有好处,不过吃多了可是会倒牙的哦."说完就吻住她的嘴,以防她张口反驳.
"扬扬?"
"恩?"
"我做你模特好不好?"
"啊?"
"啊什么啊?到底好不好啊?"
"哦."
"哦你个大头鬼,今晚把我衣服都洗干净,否则别想睡觉!"
"不是啊"我慌忙解释"我巴不得您当我模特呢,不过总得等到春暖花开的季节吧?这当下得多冷啊!我怕你感冒."
"哼哼,啥都甭说了,总之洗不完你就甭想睡觉!"
我地神仙,我的心乏凉乏凉的啊,小新的脏衣服...俩牛仔裤一个外套一身套装外加若干内衣...苍天啊,大地啊,哪位天使大姐给我出这口气啊!
眨眼到了年底,马上就过春节了.小新的父母给她买的那套房子已经装修完毕,他们一家决定今年不回青岛,就在济南过春节.这个决定把我跟小新都乐的鸡飞狗跳,至少可以不用受相思之苦的煎熬了.不过既然过节,我们也没了继续呆在我们那个小窝儿里的理由,只能各回各家,好在相距不远,倒也方便随时见面,只是晚上都不太习惯一个人睡,每天都会煲很长时间的电话粥,如此看来,相思之苦依旧不能幸免.
不过倒乐了我老妈,这老太太还以为我脑袋开窍终于有了对眼的男士,整天屁颠屁颠的跟我身后追问是哪家小伙子这么没定力竟然被我搞到手.问的急了我就白眼一翻:"老妈,咱怎么也算受过教育的老一辈无产阶级革命党员,咱别整天跟那香港的狗仔儿一样这么八卦成不?"
我妈听我说这竟然破天荒的没跟我急,依然乐的满脸褶子:"我那会儿的革命口号是'我要把有限的生命,投入到无限的为人民服务中去!'你现在就是我的人民,我得抓好时机,为人民服务!"
我一下歇了,咬着牙说:"头可断,血可流.人民的意志是打不倒的!"
老爸笑脸一张也跟着起哄:"党教育我们:有条件要上,没有条件创造条件也要上!为了胜利,你老妈只能不断向你开炮了!"
我一人斗不过二虎,只能冲他们竖起大拇指:"高!实在是高!"
小新跟我待遇差不多,她老妈也整天乐呵呵的打听她那口子究竟是谁.不过小新不愧是新一代社会主义的接班人――咬定青山不放松,打死不说意中人!
因为我们英勇的执着,弄的俩老太太一凑面就咬牙切齿:"我真想一手一个掐吧死俩,拧成麻花,挖坑埋喽!"
大年三十,两家约好一起包饺子吃年夜饭.我妈怕我包的露馅破皮,坚决不让我插手,我倒乐的自在,拉了小新去我屋里二人世界,包饺子的事儿就留给长辈们吧,谁让你们忌讳多呢!
我刚把门关上,小新就一下捏住我的脸:"有没有想我?"
我被她捏的说不出话,只能使劲点点头.
"有多想?"
我挣开她的手,摸着脸说:"你捏的有多疼,我就有多想."
"那我捏的有多疼啊?"
"你要不要试试?"说着我就捏她的脸.
"哈,我才不要."她一低身,从我胳膊下边溜出去.
我追上去:"你试一下就知道了,试一下哦"
"那我还是不要知道了."
小新的脚被小凳子绊了一下,整个人都往后张,吓了我一跳.幸好身后是床.我慌忙跑过去:"没事吧?没事吧?"
"傻瓜,你这床这么软能有什么事啊."
"哦"我呼口气:"吓我一跳."
"呵呵".小新揪住我的衣领把我拉向她,"你这该死的冤家,凭什么让我这么想你!"
"啊?"
我一怔,还没消化她的话,她的唇已经贴了过来,唔,甜甜的,熟悉的味道.
大年初一,互相拜年.
家里来了一屋子客人,当然包括小新一家.门铃又响了起来,我赶忙去开门,是侯伯伯.只是身后的那两位瞅着脸熟,再看,原来是韩冬跟老k.老k来我到不怎么吃惊,毕竟他以前每逢大年初一都会来我家坐坐的,不过这韩冬...我跟他不是很熟啊,他来我家干吗?
"韩冬想找小新的,结果没找着,我怕他一个人闷我就带他来这了."老k解释道.
"呵呵,突然拜访,冒昧了."韩冬到是有礼貌.
"没,没,快进来吧."
我头一阵发晕,不过还是硬挺着说着客套话把他们请进门.
小新一见他俩,脸色也变了一下,不过马上多云转晴.
我说:"你俩怎么来了?"
"我是给伯父伯母拜年来了啊."老k把手里拿的东西放下,一脸喜庆:"伯父伯母,过年好啊,我给你们拜年来了."
"好好好."
再看韩冬,跟我爸妈拜完年以后接着跟小新他父母拉起了家常.
我在旁边察言观色,只见我老妈瞅老k跟刘阿姨瞅韩冬那眼神怎么就这么象啊,整个一丈母娘看女婿越看越欢喜的幼稚表情.
我看小新也一脸无奈的看看我妈又看看自己的亲娘,扯扯她的衣角,把声音压到最小:"走啦,远离这个是非之地."接着很有默契的全身而退.
跟小新牵着手在芙蓉街上逛,这条老街虽然虽然这里早已没有了过去的青石板路,再也听不到淙淙的水声,但好在街巷依旧,格局未变,既繁华又沧桑既热闹又幽静,一如我跟小新现在的心情.
"扬扬,老k很喜欢你呢."小新突然说.
"好象是吧,不过他知道我另有所爱哦."
"啊?"
"傻瓜了吧,老k知道我爱的人是你,所以你不用担心什么的."
"你告诉他的吗?"
"不是,是他自己看出来的,有时候男人的敏感程度并不比女人差."
"哦,这样,其实你跟老k即使有什么也没关系,我是只要生活过得去,不怕头上带点绿!"
我觉得小新这个女的吧,就不能给她好脸:"哎,你啥意思啊?"
"哎呀,开玩笑的啦,我一早知道老k喜欢你了."
"哦,真是,变着法儿的损我是你最大的人生嗜好是不是?"我心一沉:"只是,韩冬..."
"呵呵,他只是剃头担子一头热,你也不用担心什么哦."
我握紧小新的手,很温暖.
回到家,老k韩冬都已经走了.屋里只剩了4个宝刀未老的佛爷.看我们进去,清一色暧昧的笑,笑的我手心冒冷汗.
老妈很得意,那音调都变的跟梅超风哭她死去的老公一样:"哎~冬天来了,春天还会远吗?这扫帚不到啊,灰尘不会掉下来地~"
刘阿姨也摇头晃脑地说:"老姐,我怎么有被天上掉的馅饼幸福地砸晕的感觉那?"
老爸给叶叔叔索性唱起了对台戏―――
老爸:"你脸红什么?"
叶叔叔:"精神焕发!"
老爸:"怎么又黄了?"
叶叔叔:"防冷涂的蜡!"
...
我跟小新那两双干涸的眼睛里流不一滴枯涩的泪,只能俩俩相望.
小新拳头一握,无比乐观:"就把枪炮声做礼炮吧!"
我也拳头一握,喃喃自语:"活下去,像狗一样的活下去!一定要活下去!"
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