第27节
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在我们返程的前两天，织田木与织田娜雪邀我们去他们家小住.我和小新恭敬不如从命，便欣然前往.
他们家坐落在离市区不远的一所欧式别墅中，这是个充满着自然情趣的庭院，整个建筑努力追随自然的阳光，把室外的景物纳入视野之内，足见主人的审美品位不一般.室内装修做工精致，线条简洁，有宽大的门窗、隔扇，给人亲切、高雅的感觉.
他们的父母还在法国，家里只有一个台湾奶奶和一个佣人.这个台湾奶奶一见同胞到访显得格外兴奋，拉着我跟小新的手噼里啪啦说个不停，其实我一见这台湾奶奶也挺激动，毕竟在国外碰到国人是件幸福的事，可这台湾奶奶一开贵口一下把我打进无底洞，因为她老人家说的是闽南话！俄地神，又是一场听觉强奸.看人家小新，面不改色的跟老人谈笑风生，我小声问她：＂你能听的懂啊？你公司里也有闽南客户？＂
小新白我一眼：＂为了不让人扫兴，听不懂，也得装懂！＂
我不得不发一句感叹：这整天跟客户打交道的就是不一样，会装！
织田木领我们参观他们家所收藏的画和工艺品，其中一件还是咱们明朝时期的瓷器，我见到这个瓷器心底就要流血，这种国宝级的东西竟被日本人私家收藏，中国人都做什么吃的？！
织田木对小新格外殷勤，织田娜雪看了他跟小新一眼，对我说：＂我哥终于梅开二度了.＂
我一阵摇头：＂噢，那他是啥时候梅开一度的？＂
织田娜雪叹口气：＂很久了，那时还在法国.她对那个女孩一直念念不忘，一个痴情的家伙.＂
我心里琢磨要真痴情还能梅开二度啊？不过嘴上说：＂真没想到你哥哥如此痴情，放心吧，就你哥这么优秀的人，一定能梅开三四五六七八度！”
＂呵呵＂织田娜雪看了看正在赏画的小新：＂我希望我哥能二度绽放，你没觉得他们很配吗？＂
看小新跟织田木一搭一和的对着画叽里咕噜，我一着慌：＂别啊，我们家小新有对象了.＂
＂你们家小新？有对象？＂织田娜雪头顶上冒出个问号.
＂是，是.＂我赶忙解释：＂我跟小新是吃一个锅里的饭长大的，所以跟一家人一样，她已经有爱的人了.＂
＂哦，呵呵.＂织田娜雪高深一笑，钩住我的胳膊，半个身子压我身上：＂那你呢？＂
我想抽出身子跟她保持距离，可她跟狗皮膏药一样贴我身上不动，没办法，贴就贴吧：＂那什么，我也有了，嘿嘿.＂
＂唉，真可惜哦，我正打算帮你介绍一个呢.＂
＂介绍谁啊？＂
＂你看我怎样？＂
＂啊？＂我张大了嘴.
＂哈哈，开玩笑的啦.＂
＂扬扬，你过来看看这副画，很漂亮哦.＂小新笑眯眯的冲我招手.
我赶紧抽出身子，走过去：＂恩恩，很漂亮...哇！＂
小新在我腰上偷偷扭了一把，疼的我想不喊都不成.
织田木跟织田娜雪一个说英语一个说汉语同时问出：＂怎么了？＂
＂没，没怎么.＂我尴尬一笑：＂我第一次看到这么漂亮的作品，忍，忍不住感叹.＂
晚上回到沐浴过后，我爬到小新身边：＂阿新那，跟你商量个事儿.＂
＂什么事儿？＂小新忙着吹头发，头也不回.
＂咱早点回去吧.＂
＂诶，怎么突然打算早点回去了？＂
＂我...＂为防不测，我后退两步：＂我是怕你让织田木梅开二度.＂
＂梅开二度？＂
＂是...是那个吧，织田木...可能想在你身上追求梅开二度的爱情真理.＂
＂扬扬啊＂小新把吹风机放下，一笑一颦的扭过来，缠住我的脖子：＂我怎么看着你已经梅开二度了？＂
说着一下又咬在我的肩上，然后秋波频送：＂扬扬，你可不能怪我哦，我可是遵从咱爸的嘱托，不论男女，你都必须跟日本人保持在半米以外的距离！＂
我痛不欲生.想追求真理吗？就象被人咬了肩头一样，唯一的感觉便是疼.
为了互防梅开二度，我跟小新提前一天回国.分别的场面总是耐人寻味的，我看到小新和织田木恋恋不舍，忍不住气愤跺了她一脚；小新看到我与织田娜雪深情拥抱，严重超出半米之限，忍不住火气也跺我一脚.苍天啊！您太不公平了！我穿的是平底休闲鞋，小新穿的可是尖尖的高根鞋那！俩人一瘸一拐的坐飞机上，虎视眈眈的你瞪我我瞪你，而后忍不住哈哈大笑，弄的周围的人莫名其妙.
假期过后我们重新开始了朝九晚五的上班生涯.小新认为，作为21世纪的新新人类，不能不会开车，于是，在她的威逼利诱下，我明知山有虎，偏向虎山行，俺拿出破釜沉舟的气魄，开始了我的学车生涯.
经过n天的魔鬼训练，终于可以上路了.打转向灯，踩离合器，挂1档，按喇叭，拉手制动，抬离合器起步...我默默的把基本常识再复习一遍，坐在小新的车上，手握方向盘，我有一种从未有过的激动和紧张.小新也略带紧张地问了我一句：＂你确定真的行吗？＂
我头一甩：＂有你做我的副驾驶员,一准儿能行！＂
将车晃晃悠悠地开到马路上，身后的车呼啦啦一个个往我的车前蹭，我手脚大乱，车应声熄火，弄的我冷汗直冒.此时后面的车对我狂按喇叭，我心里直发毛，小新在旁边急了：＂你赶紧启动啊！＂
军令如山倒，我手忙脚乱的重新启动，小新在旁边一个劲的唠叨：＂开车切记要胆大心细，初学者得眼观六路耳听八方，快点！...刹车！...油门！...三档！...四档！...＂
我都来不及思考，手就机械的换档，脚生怕踩错地方，一个大脚油门冲上去，差点把前面的出租给顶了，汗啊，滴答滴答地流，行了一路，都不知道车到了什么地儿，正准备停车放松一下神经，只听＂扑通＂一声巨响，车身一颤，我眼前一黑！车子撞在路边的垃圾筒上.
＂啊！我的车子啊！！！人被吓死也就算了，我这车也要被你折腾死，你真够赚的！＂
看小新不先问我怎么样，倒先关心她这破车，我大口大口喘着气，很是不服：＂你嚷嚷啥！不就一破车嘛！明天我给你买仨回来！人家清华的一学生都敢往狗熊身上泼硫酸，就你这心理素质，啧啧，连人一半都不如.＂
小新摸着胸口，青着一张脸：＂你...教了你这么久还这么白痴！就你这智商，也就配个脚踏车了！＂接着高兴地笑了起来，笑得像个中学生，一嘴洁白的牙齿如同广告，晃得让人心惊：＂扬扬啊？你刚才说什么来着？你说明天要给我买什么来着？我怎么好象听人说明天要给我买三辆车那？！＂
我赶紧装傻：＂是吗？谁说的啊？我怎么没听到？＂
小新一脸灿烂：＂你说的呀，我可听的真真切切，我告诉你，你明天要么给我弄仨车回来，要么就揽一个月的家务，就这么定了，走吧，亲爱的，咱回家.＂
我脸一拉：＂我这智商也就配个脚踏车，咱俩换换位置，还是您自己来吧.＂
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