第31节
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"我的鞋被卡了!都怪你说什么分手!"
我低头一看,小新的鞋跟卡在石板的空隙里,她的整只脚都动弹不的.我哈哈大笑,冲她扮个鬼脸:"谁让你穿高跟鞋啦!自找的怪谁啊!老天真是开眼那!"
小新一脸的乌云漫布:"我跋不出来了,怎么办?"
我俩手一摊,肩一耸,学着洋人的样子:"oh,mygod!mybaby,你只有凉拌了!"
小新满脸沮丧:"扬扬,把你的鞋子脱下来."
我一脸警惕:"干吗?"
"换鞋啊!我穿你的鞋."
"那不成,我穿什么啊."
"你傻啊,我换你的鞋,把我的鞋弄出来,咱再换过来啊,我总不能一直卡这不动吧.快点啦,乖哦."
我想想也是,她老站那总不是办法,就坐旁边的台阶上把鞋子脱下来丢给她,幸好我们俩海拔一样,鞋子可以换着穿.
小新穿上我的鞋,费了很大的劲才把她的那只鞋给拽出来,我说:"你走个路还能走的这么艺术,真是让人佩服啊."
"切!"小新把她那双高跟鞋往我面前一放:"穿上,咱接着散步."
我一下傻了眼:"我?我穿你的?高跟鞋?你怎么说话不算数啊你!"
小新笑了:"原来你不是装傻,是真傻.我又不是皇帝干吗要一言九鼎啊!快穿上吧,亲爱的."说着就把她的鞋子套我脚上.
我坐在冰冷的台阶上,看着脚上的那双高跟鞋,哭丧着脸:"我穿上就不会走路了."
"放心吧,路,是人走出来的,起来啦."
小新把我拉起来,我一下比她高了半头,看着小新在我眼皮底下,多少有点成就感.
我试着走了一步,身子晃了三晃,我抓着小新的胳膊:"我真不会走路了,这可咋办!"
小新学着我刚才的样子,俩手一摊,肩一耸:"oh,mygod!mybaby,你只有凉拌了!"
我咬牙,我切齿,我看着脚上的高跟鞋,浑身怒火:"我恨你.真的,刻骨的恨!永远铭记于心!"
小新怯怯的问:"扬扬,想换鞋吗?"
我看着她的眼睛使劲点头:"想,想!"
"想换鞋啊?没门儿!"小新哈哈大笑:"你就让痛恨来的更猛烈些吧!"
小新的公司派她去深圳去负责一个产品的包装设计,所以这个周末,我一个人回家探亲.
老爸参加他的同学聚会,我回到家时,只有老妈一人正抱着盒指巾哭的稀里哗啦的看韩剧.
我换上鞋,凑老太太跟前:"妈,您都这岁数了还看这东西啊?是不是平时太闲了啊?"
老妈呼的一下站起来,对我怒目相视:"你一来就演完了!你怎么来的这么会来!"
我哭笑不得:"好好好,是我不好,我来的不是时候.妈,您要想看我给你买个碟子让你一次看个够,消消气哈."
老妈擦擦还挂在脸上的泪:"算了,看碟跟看电视不一个感觉,我注重感觉.今儿怎么你自己来的?小新呢?"
"她去深圳了,妈,我一天还没吃饭呢."
"你回来就知道吃,等着,我给你做去."边往厨房走边叹气:"唉,也不知道那俩孩子会怎样,怪可怜人的."
"哪俩孩子啊?"我问.
老妈头也不回:"电视里那俩孩子啊!"
吃过饭,我坐沙发上看电视,我拿着遥控器频繁的换台,因为没有中意的电视节目.
老妈一把夺走我手里的遥控器:"你还换起来没完了,换的我头晕,别看了,咱娘儿俩聊聊吧."
"成啊,您想聊点啥?"
老妈把遥控器放下,脸上挂起了圣母般的微笑:"扬扬,跟妈说实话,你是不是恋爱了?"
唉,我就知道她一跟我聊就得聊我的"人生大事儿".
我拿起苹果,故作姿态:"您看着呢?"
老妈笑意更弄:"我看着象呀,你看你那脸儿,就跟你手里的苹果一样青里透着红,跟妈说说,是谁呀?"
我看看苹果,它还真是青里透着红,我还真会挑啊,茶几上这么多苹果就被我拿了一个皮肤最好的.我看看老妈:"您要认为象那就象吧."
老妈往我身边挪挪屁股:"我觉得吧,你早过了青涩的年龄了,谈恋爱也不是什么丢人的事儿,你就告诉我你现在跟谁谈着还能掉你两层皮啊?"
我心想我要告诉你我在跟小新谈恋爱您老人家还不得立马晕撅过去啊,我眼角瞥向老妈:"那您觉得我在跟谁谈啊?"
老妈嘿嘿一笑:"是老k吧?"
我看着手里的苹果,狠狠的啃了一口,慢悠悠的嚼着,不答话.
老妈有点急:"到底是不是啊?"
"老k啊,算一个吧."我心不在焉的回答,再咬一口苹果.
"啊?你...你还好几个啊?"
"哪有好几个啊!还凑不齐俩拳头那!"
老妈的声音有点颤抖:"你怎么能这么明目张胆地花心啊!现在的年轻人是和以前的不大一样了."
我理直气壮的说:"妈,您终于开窍了!您不是一直希望我多交交男朋友的吗!"
老妈痛心疾首:"我是说过让你多交交,可我也没让你滥交啊!"
看着这张生我养我全心全意为我付出的脸,我决定,不再让她老人家继续心烦气燥下去.
我把嘴里的苹果咽下去,把手里的苹果放回原处,努力摆出一张严肃的面孔:"妈,我想给你说件事儿."
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