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＂你看咱冯洁就是超强！＂绢子拍拍胸口：＂这种高深的句子要让咱写打死也写不出来，你看人家一随便就有了，不一样，真是不一样.＂
冯洁脸上放光：＂哎――！你说我也没想到我文思会这么泉涌，哗啦啦一下就都出来了，这剧本写的还挺顺当，一会儿功夫就写完了！＂
＂高人那！＂我满脸崇拜：＂等哪天我得专门儿跟你学中文，我脑子里的词汇量跟您一比那直接就是蚂蚁见大象！＂
绢子见有了fans，终于逮着一个吹嘘的机会：＂哎―――！其实吧，咱们中国的文学博大精深，我也只是略沾皮毛，跟老舍先生一比，我也就算个虾兵蟹将...＂
冯洁在那儿秀起来没完，听的我跟绢子一个头俩大，绢子赶紧插话：＂这么有学问的高论咱得找个花好月圆之夜秉烛夜谈，对了，冯洁，你跟你那三轮车咋样了？＂
冯洁突然面目狰狞：＂分了！＂
＂啊？＂我挺意外，不是因为她跟三轮车分手意外，而是因为她这么快就跟三轮车分手而感到意外：＂才几天啊？这次怎么这么闪电那？＂
＂靠！我受不了他的老古董！＂
绢子兔死狐悲，赶着问：＂怎么古董了他？你俩为啥分的呀？＂
冯洁头一歪，陷入回忆：＂这人思想特陈旧！你说我跟他在一块儿，每次都是我先约他，这也就算了，那天吧，我跟他逛贵和见一女的，我说那女的真漂亮，穿的也时尚，可他说漂亮有个屁用，穿衣服还露个大肩真不正经，我一听有点儿火，我也有不少露肩的衣服呢，我说我就看她漂亮了你能把我怎么着吧！＂
＂就为这分的？＂绢子不理解.
＂听我说完＂，冯娟继续回忆：＂我就跟他拧上了，我说我就看那女的挺顺眼，我要认识她，逮住她一定好好打扮一番让她穿的再少点儿好发挥发挥她身体的最大价值！谁知道他用很不屑的眼神看着说我怎么对一女的这么感兴趣啊，不是同性恋吧？我一急就说我他妈的就是同性恋你能怎么着啊！然后就这样了.＂
我摸摸鼻子：＂你们...就这么地...分了？＂
＂对！＂冯洁很坚决：＂我们，就这么地，他妈地，分了！＂
＂没有回旋的余地？＂
＂余个鸟啊！我可够他了，丫太古董，我们思想有差距！＂
＂该分！＂绢子气不过：＂一三轮车有啥本事啊还看这不顺眼看那不顺眼的！我就见不得一男的心胸这么狭隘目光这么短浅思想还这么老土！＂
＂就是，等哪天咱找四个轱辘的专门在他眼前晃！他是不是觉得穿中山装的特顺眼啊？＂我也劝慰：＂露肩怎么了？大热天的我还想全裸呢！＂
绢子不能相信自己的耳朵＂你真想全裸啊？＂
＂我...＂我说话磕磕绊绊：＂我...夸张夸张，哎――夸张夸张！＂
＂哈，就知道你没这胆儿＂.
＂不行＂，冯洁一脸怨恨：＂我得整整这破三轮车！＂
我问：＂怎么整啊？＂
冯洁一脸高深：＂他丫不是说我是同性恋吗，我就找一男的对他死缠懒打，好让他享受享受男人追男人的滋味儿！＂
冯洁说着说着脸上就浮现了一个恶毒的笑容，我跟绢子大眼瞪小眼，嗓子里都卡了个鸡蛋，啥话都说不出来.
韩冬竟然来电话约我去咖啡厅，并且还点明不要让小新知道.我想善者不来，来者不善.对着镜子打扮一番，清清爽爽的付约.
按时来到咖啡厅，韩冬已经坐那儿了.
我走过去坐下：＂呵呵，不好意思，让你久等了.＂
韩冬刚要说话就听对面有人在吵，我们同时抬头看，原来是郝五和那打过我一巴掌的母夜叉.
他们具体为什么吵我不知道，只见郝五脸上青筋突显，一脸无辜地说：＂我说的是实话，咱有代钩儿，不合适.＂
夜叉双眉紧蹙：＂代钩儿？你开始勾搭我那会儿怎么不说有代钩儿！现在翅膀硬了竟然又跟我说代钩儿？＂
郝五垂眼看着她：＂你得搞清楚一个问题，咱俩这代钩儿是客观存在的，你看你跟我姑妈一样的年纪能没代钩吗！＂
夜叉估计是被气晕了，只见她怒火中烧，抄起桌上那杯咖啡就朝郝五泼了过去.
郝五手脚很利索，他跟会轻功一样，就轻轻这么一闪，咖啡就跟长了眼睛一样以绝对优美的姿态不偏不倚的落在韩冬脸上.韩冬大吼一声＂我靠＂！再猛一闭眼，那带着浓烈香味儿的咖啡顺着他已经苍白的脸流了下来.
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