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我一早就认为老k是个大好人,他知道小新的西飘对我的精神造成轻度撞击,所以我说去偷花他也只是瞪了我几秒,然后把车转头掉向直奔公园.

在公园里视察一圈,我指指不远处的那盆万年青:"就是它了."

老k很不能理解:"我说关扬,你拉我溜达半天就选个这东西?你至于吗你."

我抬起眼睛,仪态万分的看他:"废话,当然至于,玩儿的是心情,快点,你去偷,我给你把风."

老k不傻:"你怎么不去偷那?点子你提的,凭什么让我偷啊?"

我噎了半天找不到理由,只能赖皮:"我穿的衣服颜色浅,要弄身上点儿土得多难看啊,你衣服颜色深,弄点儿也没啥.趁现在没人,你就快点吧.我给你把着."

我看到正义与邪恶两种力量在老k脸上交战,但最终是后者占了上风,老k没办法:"那你可得把紧点儿,一看不对就咳嗽."

"知道了,我办事你放心,快点去."

"你办事我放心?才怪!"

我知道,在众目睽睽之下,这个任务很有挑战性,我拿出水边喝边眼关六路的给老k把风,顺便祝他一切顺利.老k左看看右看看真跟个贼一样往那花上靠拢,我看到他这百年不得一见的模样一激动被水呛了:"咳咳咳!咳咳咳!"

老k一听我咳嗽的这么剧烈,一连打了仨激灵,跟火箭一样蹿到我跟前:"妈呀,吓死我了!"

我缓过气儿:"没人看你你吓什么吓,我刚是被水呛了一下,你继续."

老k很气愤:"我靠,关扬,有你这么吓贼的吗!"

我有点心虚的解释:"咳...我也不想被水呛啊...那什么,咱接着配合."

老k不干:"我不去,我一大男人给你整这个,我没工夫逗孩子!"

我耍横:"你要么就去把那万年青给偷来,要么咱仨月不说话,你自个儿选吧!"

老k一怔,大步大步的朝万年青走,我象个战胜者一样得意的笑,四周环顾一下正有个大爷往我们这儿走,我想可能是路过的,应该也没啥,等他走近一点,才发现这大爷的目光老在老k身上打提溜,这才意识到有情况要发生,再一看那大爷胳膊上还带个小红章儿,我全身都涌起了警惕细胞,鸡皮疙瘩一粒粒冒出来,热血涌上心头,赶紧一阵乱咳嗽,可老k有了上次的教训压根儿不理我这回事儿,抱着那盆万年青回头咧个大嘴就冲我笑:"嘿嘿,得手",说着还不忘伸俩指头表个胜利姿态.

大爷面相凶恶,双手插腰:"干吗呢干吗呢?这花儿招你惹你了?你抱着它干吗?想顺走啊?"

老k傻了,抱着花一动不动的杵那儿,大爷把他上下打量一番:"小伙子,看你打扮的像模像样的,怎么能做这么丢人的事儿?"

我赶紧过跑过去,把老k手里的花夺过来放回原处,指着老k就骂:"一眼看不着你你就乱跑,怎么这么不听话!还想顺人家花儿?平时怎么教你的,不是你的你不能拿!"我接着转头看着那大爷,指指脑子:"大爷,他这里...有点毛病,今天刚从医院出来,本打算带他来这儿放放风的,您看我一眼没看见他就...大爷,您别怪哈."

那大爷到是个明理儿人,一听这也就算了,再说老k现在的表现确实象个傻子,他那俩指头组合成的"v"字形胜利还吊在半空没放下去呢,大爷拍拍他,把他的手帮他放下去,对我说:"以后啊,带他出来得紧跟着点儿."

"恩恩,知道了,今儿真不好意思哈."

"跟姐姐走啦,给你买糖吃去."我拉着老k迅速逃离犯罪现场.

回到车上,我长嘘一口气,如释重负,老k黑着一张脸:"我这脸都他妈在今天给丢光了!"

小新去了美国,我自己独享一张大床.平时两个人睡惯了,现在自己一个人睡还真是不太适应,没办法,只能把那加菲猫当成小新的替代品,每晚都搂着它睡觉.咳,小新在的时候一抱它我就跟这老猫争风吃醋,现在好了,咱谁也别吃谁的醋,和平共处相互利用吧.

我课程比较少,工作也相对比较闲散,为了不影响小新在那边的工作,我跟她通电话的时间一般都选在她吃午饭前后,由于时差关系,她那边吃午饭,咱这边正是个大半夜,为了等她电话或者给她打电话,我只能在白天大量的喝茶或者咖啡,时间上的差距,造成诸多不便,我成了典型的国产夜猫子,这一天天的下来,或多或少的给落下点儿后遗症,弄的我逢到半夜就经常条件反射一般的睁开眼看看电话有没有动静.

时间过的很慢又很块,一晃眼,小新已经走了一个多月了.我将画的何露的那张人体起名为《凝望》,这张画在美展上顺利闯关获奖,糊糊涂涂的就为下一步评定高级职称奠定了良好的基础.小新从美国特地邮寄了一大包礼物对我表示慰劳,里面还有她用红丝线亲手编的一条手链,我带着它,很温暖,里面有小新的体温.这是我们从认识以来分离时间最长的一次,虽说每晚都会在电话里腻歪上一两个小时,邮件也频频发送,不过这似乎并缓解不了多少相思之苦,这种痛并快乐着的感觉实在不大好,这个周刚开始,我就把课程跟绢子的调了调,准备下个礼拜就去美国找她.

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