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下周要去找小新，我很高兴，这周刚开始，我就急着准备下周见她时要拿的东西.可是生活这玩意儿根本不是你自己所能控制的，就像在射击场上打靶一样，信心十足的瞄着十环，可那子弹仿佛仿佛都有着自己的意志，不对，那子弹简直就是跟你掘着鼻子对着干，指哪儿不打哪儿，你烦什么,它就偏来什么.
周三上午，我跟绢子在冯洁的虎视眈眈下搔着头皮用最温柔的声音拜读她的大作―――大盗阿飞，在一个人迹罕至长林丰草燕语莺呼美不胜收的世外桃源，贼头贼脑的东张西望，只见他茕茕孤立形影相吊，孤单的实在可怜.刹时，阿飞猛见一怨女，高山流水处，俩人惺惺相惜一见钟情，俗语说＂机不可失，失不再来＂，即时，二人立刻洞房花烛，巫山云雨，毓子孕孙.于是，一段美不胜收的爱情悲剧届时拉开序幕...
我正读在兴头上，刚想看看这究竟是怎样一段美不胜收的爱情悲剧，老妈就打来电话：＂扬扬，中午来家一趟吧，我跟你爸挺想你的.＂
我妈没事儿从来不想我，只要她想我，那一准儿是有事儿.
跑回家，老爸老妈那眼都不约而同的往我肚子上瞄准儿，瞄的我浑身不舒服：＂双亲，我饿了，咱吃饭吧.＂
＂好好好＂，老爸起身：＂你妈刚才就做好了，就等你回来吃呢，我去端.＂
老爸把红烧肉什么的端上来，香喷喷的.
老妈往我碗里夹块肉：＂你很久没吃红烧肉了吧？毛主席他老人家就爱吃这东西，说是这个补脑儿.我就觉得你也该补补！＂
＂我补什么啊？我又不缺脑儿，我脑子构造可完整着那.＂
＂你脑子构造完整，可你肚子构造不完整啊＂，老妈又夹一块放我碗里：＂还是得多吃！＂
我往嘴里塞块肉狠狠的嚼，有点后悔撒这么个没边没沿的慌.
老爸眼巴巴的问：＂抽点时间咱再去看看医生吧？＂
我抬头看老爸一眼：＂啊＂.
老爸见进展顺利，接着问：＂我看咱越早看医生越好，是吧？＂
我掰块馒头：＂啊＂.
老爸狐疑：＂你又敷衍我呢吧？＂
＂啊.啊？＂
老妈敲锣边儿：＂你别啊了，既然答应了，你就赶紧抽个空，我跟你爸亲自陪你去医院.＂
我咽下嘴里的饭：＂检查报告什么的不都给你们看了吗？还去医院干吗啊？没必要没必要.＂
＂怎么能没必要啊？！＂老妈放下筷子：＂我跟你爸琢磨来琢磨去总觉得这事儿不大对，我查了查，咱祖上三代的身体都没毛病，怎么可能到你这代了就断子绝孙那？！＂
老爸也叹息：＂就是啊，虽说你你奶奶就生了我一个，但你老奶奶你老老奶奶可都挺能生的，不可能到你这就给卡住，我看咱最好再去看看.＂
我红着脸小声嘟囔：＂说不定就到我奶奶那辈儿给卡住了呢，说不定你就是我奶奶从马路上捡的一个娃儿呢，说不定...＂
＂放屁！＂老爸拿筷子砸了我脑袋一下：＂有你这么没大没长辈的吗？！还越说越邪乎儿了呢你！甭管怎么说，你必须得跟我和你妈去医院检查.＂
＂好啦，好啦，我不就开一玩笑吗＂，我赶紧讨好的给老爸夹菜：＂咱先吃饭哈，吃饭吃饭.＂
老妈讲话落地有声：＂我呢――跟你刘阿姨讨论过了，她也觉得你这情况挺有反常理，过阵子她来咱这儿开会，到时候再让她给你看看.＂
我一听懵了：＂妈，您怎么这样那，您不是答应过我不给小新她妈说的吗！你怎么说话不算话啊.＂
老妈一脸不谙世故的天真：＂我年纪大了，嘴把的没你们年轻人那么严实，跟她聊着聊着话儿就这么给顺出来了，你也不能怪我那.＂
老爸在旁边瞎调和：＂你也不能怪你妈，告诉小新她妈也不是什么坏事儿，人家整天在医院里跑，对这个懂的多，对你这病情只会有益不会有害.＂
我想哭：＂我这算哪门子病啊.＂
老妈瞪眼：＂不能生育还不算病啊？！＂
＂得了得了，那什么，刘阿姨什么时候来啊？＂
＂不知道，这个月不来下个月一定.＂
＂这么快啊＂，我说：＂我下周还得去美国呢.＂
老爸好奇：＂你去美国干吗啊？＂
＂找小新去啊＂，我转转眼睛：＂她说在美国打听到一家不错的医院，我打算去那儿再检查检查.＂
老妈一听那皱纹接着平了：＂真的啊？那你还不赶紧去.＂
＂慌什么啊，这不下个礼拜就去嘛.＂
老爸冷不丁的冒出一句：＂你今天下午没课是吧？＂
＂没啊，怎么？＂
＂嘿嘿，你爸那儿吧，有个学生刚从杭州回来＂，老妈腆着脸：＂想认识认识你.＂
我一听就明白了：＂你俩想让我相亲就直接说相亲，拐个弯儿的累不累啊.＂
老爸得瑟：＂你看咱女儿就是聪明，你就去看看吧，这小伙子还不错.＂
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