第48节
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小新一步步走向我俯视我的眼睛：＂看傻了啊？怎么样？穿这个出去还可以吗？＂
我摸着她的唇：＂你...怎么可以这么出去？我不想让你出门了怎么办？＂
小新吻吻我的额头：＂傻瓜，所以才要你跟我一块儿去啊，我想要你的目光时刻都追随我，恩？＂
＂恩.＂
＂呵呵，好了，快去换衣服，我都放在床上了，你进去直接换就好.＂
我缠住她的脖子：＂那你先亲亲我.＂
小新亲亲我的嘴：＂好了，快去吧，恩？＂
＂不够呢，还要.＂
＂不给，你换了衣服才给.＂
我磨磨蹭蹭的走进卧室，看到小新放在床上的那件衣服，是一件有玫瑰色花边的银蓝色丝绸礼服，还有双三四公分的高跟鞋放下边，我的天啊...我关扬...这辈子头一遭穿这东西...
别别扭扭哭哭咧咧的打开门，跟个做错事情的小孩子一样低着头站在那儿一动不动，小新轻轻走过来，一句话也不说拉我走到梳妆台前坐下，很仔细的为我上妆，在我脸上折腾了好一会儿，她又拉我站起来，把我抱住：＂我...也不想让你出门了怎么办？＂
我呆呆的看着她：＂那...我们就都不要去了好不好？＂
＂不好.＂
＂不好？＂我吻着她的锁骨把她压倒床上，感觉到身下一阵颤抖，我在她耳畔柔柔的问：＂好不好？＂
小新半睁着星眸：＂恩...＂
我在她迷离的双眼中沉醉...
最终，在这个月黑风高的夜晚，我还是被小新拖着来到了这个云蒸霞蔚的舞会现场.
我穿着小新的高跟鞋一步三停，奶奶的，这不就是让我下地狱吗！小新到也有耐心，在我身边陪我慢慢走，一点儿也不急，我看她想笑又忍笑的表情就想捏吧死她.
我沉吟一下：＂小新，我初吻初夜可都葬送在你手里了，你得对我负责，不能勾搭别人，更不能让别人勾搭你.＂
小新脸色难看起来：＂敢情我那初吻初夜丢的跟你没关系啊？！你刚说的也是我要说的，少勾搭人！＂
我忍忍，鼻子里发出了一个字儿：＂哼！＂
小新白我一眼，也在鼻子里发出一个字儿：＂哼！＂
小新在舞会上显然是抢手货，时不时就有个男士邀她，我看她在舞池里翩翩起舞，那裙摆随着舞步来回摇摆时而转圈时而飞舞的到也养眼，就是一看到她一会儿被白人搂一会儿被黄人搂的就满眼上火，可又不好发泄，只能闷着坐那儿喝点儿酒，顺便拒绝那些想邀我跳舞的男士.乖乖，还想邀请我跳舞啊？姑奶奶连路都不会走了还跳个屁啊！
我看着这个风花雪月的场合浑身郁闷，猛的想起n年前流行的那首＜＜独角戏＞＞，不知不觉的就自己哼哼：
是谁导演这场戏
在这荒唐角色里
对白总是自言自语
说话就象放屁
看不到什么真谛
小新我要宰了你
让我变得太彻底
成心想看俄地笑话
还往俄嘴里塞蜜
关扬你丫真滑稽...
＂你好＂，我停止个人演唱会，抬头望去，是奥莉维亚.
我冲她笑笑：＂哦，你好.＂
＂怎么没去跳舞？＂
＂呃...有点不舒服，呵呵.＂
＂哦，那我陪你坐会儿吧.＂
＂好啊.＂
反正闲着也是闲着，旁边有个人跟自己不着边儿的说说话也还不错.奥莉维亚能说几句中国话，我一直认为中国人能说外国话不算什么本事，但外国人能说中国话就相当了不起，所以虽然奥莉维亚只会那么几句而且说的还极其蹩脚，但是我也对她开始崇拜了.容易嘛，汉语可是世界上最难学的语言之一.
＂诶，关扬？＂
我转过头，韩冬？！靠，这家伙追小新真追到美国来了啊！
我见他坐下，也笑呵呵的说：＂韩冬啊，好巧哈.＂
＂呵呵，是啊，我没看到小新到看到你了.＂
他这话让我挺搓火：＂咳...你看我让你这么失望真不好意思.＂
韩冬赶紧说：＂没，没，我不是这意思.＂
我突然想到还没跟奥莉维亚介绍韩冬，于是先把他俩给互相介绍一番.奥莉维亚显然对韩冬颇有好感，扯着他就乱侃.韩冬也不是怕生的人，这俩人聊的也还算热火朝天.我真心的希望他俩能搓出点儿火花来，所以我就隔岸观火.这隔岸观火是有境界的，第一境界是只观不语，第二境界是帮忙添乱，第三境界火上浇油.显然我的功夫已经练到第三境界，使劲在奥莉维亚面前夸韩冬，夸的奥莉维亚惊呼连连，夸的韩冬满脸兴奋.
奥莉维亚让我跟韩冬讲汉语，顺便她也学习学习.我和韩冬当然乐意.
我对奥莉维亚说：＂你可以试着用汉语夸赞一个人，比如夸赞一个人在事业上有成就.＂
韩冬也挺配合：＂对，对，可以试着夸一下.＂
奥莉维亚点点头，对着韩冬用直着音儿的汉语夸了句：＂韩冬先生，你有――超人的工作――性能！＂
韩冬有点尴尬，我赶紧连说带比划：＂这个...＇性能＇不妥，用＇能力＇一词会好些.＂
奥莉维亚看着我：＂性能――不好？能力――棒？＂
我点点头：＂对对，就是这意思.＂
奥莉维亚也点点头，接着满脸欢欣的对韩冬说：＂韩冬――先生，你――有超人的――性能力――！＂
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