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小外摇头：＂不是，我不太喜欢在网上与陌生人聊天的.是一个同学恋上了，不过我好象也对一个网友有好感呢，因为她讲话很象荨.＂
＂哦，这样.＂我摸摸小外的头：＂现在对网恋这个词都满敏感的哦，而且各有各的说法，仁者见仁智者见智，说网恋啊，我觉的就是老生常谈，道理人人都懂.你看网络只是个平台，是种人与人打交道的工具，因为网络的虚拟空间，所以有了它独特的浪漫魅力，网恋这朵花容易开，但这个果可不好结，不好结的原因就是容易把对方想象的太完美，希望越大失望越大.所以在确定＇恋＇之前呢，你要先确定自己喜欢的是那个真实的人还是那张用文字所堆砌起来的虚幻的脸.恩？＂
小外把下巴压在米老鼠上：＂恩，我知道了，她毕竟不是荨，只是个跟荨讲话方式有点象的人而已.＂
我赞许：＂呵呵，就是嘛，所以你现在还是以学习为主.＂
小外大言不惭：＂其实刚才你说的就是我想的，我就是想找个人证明一下我这想法是否正确.＂
＂靠！你耍我玩儿那！＂我打她屁股一巴掌：＂诶，你屁股还挺有弹性的哈.＂
小外拿起她的小录音机摆弄：＂干吗？想非礼我那？你老牛还老想吃嫩草啊？＂
我要疯掉：＂你这个小鬼！！我今儿不把你皮剥一层下来我就不回去了！！＂
小外一副痞子样儿：＂扬儿姐，你不回去想在我这睡啊？咱俩...嘿嘿...＂
＂好啊＂，我斜眼讽刺：＂对了，你初吻不是还一直保留着呢吗，你都这么大年纪了还没把初吻送出去丢不丢人那！你扬儿姐我就捏着鼻子忍忍，帮你把初吻解决掉，当然，如果你愿意，你那初夜嘛...嘿嘿...我很大方的哦.＂
小外冲我贼贼的笑，然后对着录音机大喊：＂小新姐，你可都听到了哈，刚那可是你这宝贝亲口说的！她想勾引我这刚发育全的大儿童，没人道啊！！＂
我恼！小外这个小乌龟！她竟然把我刚才说的都给录了下来！！
我过去夺那个录音机，小外窜的比我还快，我抢了半天没抢到，小外手里拿着录音机冲我得意的摇啊摇：＂扬儿姐，想要录音机不？＂
我可怜兮兮的点点头：＂想―――.＂
＂想啊――？＂小外阴声怪气：＂先去把我那件牛仔裤给洗喽，然后我再考虑是否要给你，哈－哈－哈！＂
我上辈子造的什么孽，这辈子竟然被一个小鬼欺负！刚回来就受这种虐待！我在那儿抹着心酸的泪洗那条该死的牛仔裤，我上钩了，小外故意给我设套儿，她给我个套子，我就真钻进去了.我在心里默默的哭，小外在我旁边摇着录音机放开嗓门儿唱让我听了感觉无限刺耳的歌：＂我得意的笑～又得意的笑～～＂
回来了，也该上班了.晚上跟小新在电话里腻歪了半天，心情不错，起了个大早，抱着给同事们准备的礼物屁颠屁颠的走进办公室.
冯洁绢子隔着老远就喊：＂哇，关扬回来啦！哪件儿是我的？＂
靠，怎么都跟我爹娘一个德行，投错胎也就算了还交友不甚，大脑严重缺氧.
一窝子人上来就抢，汗，平时都是迟到的主儿，怎么今天都来的这么早？敢情知道我回来了会给他们带礼物？
我看着往我脸上一个个窜的人头：＂别急，别急，都有份儿.＂
我把礼物一个个分给冯洁她俩还有办公室的其他同事，终于可以清净一下了.
绢子神道道的对我说：＂哎――，冯洁又恋爱了.＂
我挺吃惊：＂啊？真的啊？我走了才几天那？＂
冯洁觉得特糟心：＂哎―――！我还没打算公开那.＂
＂别介啊，恋爱是多么伟大的事儿啊干吗不公开＂，我瞅瞅她：＂对了，这次你恋了几个车咕噜的？三个还是四个？＂
绢子笑嘻嘻的抢答：＂这次那轮儿可多了.＂
我一惊：＂开火车的啊？＂
＂靠＂！＂冯洁那脸＂腾＂就红了：＂你就不能想点儿好的吗，我找个开火车的干吗啊我！＂
我挠着头：＂除了火车轮子多，别的我也想不出还有什么比这多的那.＂
冯洁不可置信的看我一眼：＂那过山车的轮子还多那！＂
绢子热情的拍拍我：＂还是让我告诉你吧，她现在这个主儿是专门儿做轮胎生意的！＂
我恭喜道：＂行啊，冯洁，您还步步高那，噢，不是，是一步蹬天！＂
冯洁一脸谦虚：＂哎――！一般一般！以后谁的车要换轮胎了就找我，绝对八折！＂
＂咳！＂绢子一脸鄙视：＂我还以为至少七点五折呢！＂
＂呵呵.说什么呢，这么热闹.＂苦菜花溜达进我们办公室：＂哟，关扬回来了啊？＂
冯洁没头没脑的说：＂是啊，关扬今天刚来上班，看，这是她送我的礼物.＂
看苦菜花那眼珠子老在我送冯洁的那件礼物上打转悠，猛然意识到这个还剩半拉儿青春的人也曾经当过我的辅导员，虽然只是那么几天，不过一日为师终身为父不是，由此看来，我没给她准备礼物实在是大逆不道.
于是，我以豹的速度冲到楼下，在路摊上买了几个粽子接着以超光速跑到楼上，一骨脑儿的把它们都塞到苦菜花怀里，气喘嘘嘘的恭敬的看着苦菜花：＂老...老师，您...您笑纳，这是...唐...唐人街的粽子...＂
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