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龙腾小说ltxsba.com日期:2006-9-2123:35:35

在"嗷嗷"的叫了十余秒钟之后,我终于意识到自己干了件多么伟大的工程,酒也醒了一大半,赶紧上前去搀老爸,老爸一甩我的手,自个儿捂着肚子弯着腰进了屋,慢腾腾的坐沙发上继续哼哼唧唧的痛苦呻吟.

我知道自己错了,赶紧去给老爸倒杯水,可酒喝的实在是太多,脑袋再怎么清醒这身体也不可能受大脑完全控制,晃晃悠悠的端着水杯出来,恭恭敬敬的刚要把它送到老爸手里,也不知道被什么绊了一下,脚下一时不稳,"扑通"一声身子就往前趴,好在我身手敏捷,左手刷的一下就按住了老爸的肩,所以还不至于被摔倒,可拿水杯的右手灵敏度就没这么高了,那清澈的温水顺着杯口就哗啦啦的倾盆而出,不偏不倚恰好浇在老爸的头顶上,老爸又"嗷"的一声尖叫,抱着脑袋就跳了起来,用颤巍巍的手指指着我就骂:"你想害死你亲爹啊!!!"

我一时没反应过来,傻乎乎的看着老爸:"爸,您...肚子不疼了啊?"

老爸被我一提醒,又开始用手捂肚子,可他头发上的水还滴答滴答的往下流,老爸只能一会儿用手捂肚子一会儿用手去抹脸,我看着他跟机器人一样僵硬的动作忍不住哈哈大笑:"爸,哎――,您真滑稽."

老爸只气呼呼的瞪着我,等我笑够了,他老人家冲我呲牙:"你妈怀你那会儿,我真后悔没带她去医院把你给做了!"

我马上严肃起来,过去扶他坐下:"爸~,你也不能怪我嘛,您来之前也不先通报一声好让我准备准备."

"准备什么?准备把菜刀往你爹头上砍啊?!"老爸凑近我闻了闻:"你今儿喝了多少酒?"

我赶紧遮掩:"哎――,不多不多,我喝了一点儿,往身上洒了不少."

老爸的脸比锅底都黑:"我不是你干爹,我是你亲爹!喝高了就喝高了,给我撒这种慌干吗,我可不是你妈,任你忽悠着玩儿!"

我只能坦白:"咳,我是喝的稍微高了一点点,不过刚被你那杀猪般的嗷嗷两叫也都给吓醒了,爸,您肚子还疼不?"

老爸冲我吼叫:"能不疼吗!赶紧给我拿块毛巾去,我得擦擦头,幸亏现在是深秋,要不我这老命非得给你折腾死."

我赶紧给拿过毛巾:"爸,我帮您擦吧."

老爸一把夺过毛巾,白我一眼:"别,我可用不起你."

我满眼歉意:"爸,我对天发誓我不是故意伤害您,您知道我对父母一向以孝为先的,您说吧,这大晚上的我总得注意一下安全吧,您不是也常教我要时刻防范犯罪嫌疑人嘛."

"我那时叫你防犯罪嫌疑人,没叫你防你老爹!再说你这么大了,我总不能推门儿就进吧."老爸拿着那个擀面杖翻过来覆过去的看:"你还真够毒的,弄这么个两头尖儿的面杖,比火箭头子还尖."

我觉得这是在夸我:"嘿嘿,我就是没事儿瞎捣鼓的."

老爸点点头:"恩,经你爹亲自检验证明,这玩意儿的确是个比较好的防身武器,比原子弹威力还强."

"那是,也不看我是谁闺女."

老爸啐我:"拉倒吧你."

我小心的问:"爸,您来...是不是有啥事儿啊?"

老爸头都不带抬的:"倒也没什么事儿,有个老朋友刚从国外回来,一起吃了个饭,过来顺便看看你,早知道你醉的连亲爹都不认,打死我也不来,你从小长这么大我都没舍得打过你,你倒好,竟敢先在老子头上动土了."

我赶紧赔笑:"嘿嘿,您就别怪我了,我这不是不知道是您吗,我要知道是你,您就是给我十万两黄金我也不敢那."

"你还有不敢的事儿吗?!"老爸用擀面杖敲一下我的头:"你刘阿姨本来这个礼拜要来的,不过暂时有事儿分不开身,只能推到下过月了,等她下个月来了,到时候你再让她看看."

我心里一半窃喜一般担忧,不过还是忧的成分多:"啊?不是吧.爸,您就这么想抱外孙啊?"

老爸摇头:"我倒不是太想抱外孙,就是想把你这病情给弄明白,诶,小新快回来了吧?"

"早呢,还有半个多月呢."

老爸看似随意的问:"小新真的也没男朋友?"

我犹豫着答:"没吧,应该没有."心里想要是她敢有等她一回来我就让她下油锅.

"她真的也不想结婚?"

"唔,是吧,可能是."

老爸沉思着:"唉,不知道你这俩孩子怎么想的,不过话说回来了,你爸我可没那么古董,并不是非让你结婚不可,国外单身的多了去了,不过这可毕竟是在国内,有些事儿你得考虑清楚,幸好你还年轻,还有考虑的余地."

我虽然不太懂他话里的意思,不过还是顺着气儿跟他说明心思:"爸,我跟你说实话吧,其实找男朋友也不是多么难的事儿,可我就是一想到结婚这浑身就不舒服,心里就特堵的慌,爸,其实你看现在这些结婚的人里边吧,其中一小部分是为了性冲动,一半大部分是为了钱,一大部分是为了房子和面子还有父母之命,当然也有为了伟大爱情的,不过还真不怎么多,我不想结婚就是不想让自己活的不明不白,那个...老爸,关于结婚这个问题...您看这事儿就让我自己做主成吗?"

老爸突然扑哧一声乐了:"你哪儿搞这么多歪理邪说啊你?还性冲动?象个女孩子该说的话吗!"老爸脸色稍微严肃一点:"扬扬啊,你从小到大哪件事儿不是你亲自做的主啊?我跟你妈从哪件事儿上能拧的过你啊?你甭跟我废话,也少拍我马屁,你心里那点儿算盘我也估摸的差不多了,不过这次你刘阿姨过来,你必须得跟她再检查一遍.结不结婚先不提,得先把身体给搞清楚."

话都说到这份儿上,我只能服从:"好吧,那等刘阿姨来了之后我就跟她去检查."

老爸很满意:"这就对了嘛,做父母的只想让孩子过的好,你也别因为结不结婚的就感到有压力,行了,我得回去了,要不你妈得挂着."

我把老爸送到车前:"爸,您开车慢点."

老爸冲我挥挥手:"知道了,你回去赶紧洗个澡睡觉,你看你这一身酒味儿还有个女孩子样吗!"

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