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我冲出去按住小外就在她的屁股上一阵猛打，小新和荨跑过来拉住我，小新瞪着我：＂你俩又乱搞什么呢？！＂
我委屈的指指画板：＂你看小外画的我的头像＂.
荨过去把画板拿起来看了看，接着爆发出一股大笑，小新慢慢走到荨跟前，接过画板仔细瞅了瞅，疑惑的问我：＂这是小外画的你？＂
我越发委屈，含着泪使劲点点头，小新先冲着画儿愣神儿三秒钟，然后跟荨一样爆发出一阵大笑：＂哎...哟，天...啊，怎么...怎么能画的这么象嘛...哈哈，笑死我了...＂
小外扶扶马上就要掉到地上的眼镜：＂真的很象吧？＂
我按住她又在她屁股上是一阵猛打，小外边捂着屁股边逃：＂够啦够啦，我就画了你几笔，你已经打了我几百掌啦＂.
我边追边骂：＂有你丫这么画人的吗？！我笑了20分钟就被你捣鼓成这样，还战略性合作伙伴？！我这就先给你个战略看看！！＂
小新和荨只看着那张画儿大笑，丝毫不理会我与小外的穷追猛打.
等我追累了打够了，小外也快虚脱了，小新乐呵呵的坐到小外跟前，指着那张画：＂小外，总的来说你画的很不错，不过你看你这儿的线条用的不够好，应该在中间虚一下，然后让它与下边的线条一气呵成＂.
荨也指着画：＂还有这儿哦，明暗处理的不是很好，如果对比再强烈一些就好了＂.
我气喘嘘嘘的翻着白眼看着她们，小外很虚心的听着，等她们说完了她又拿出铅笔和橡皮仔细修改，小新和荨一边看她改画一边指点，等她改好后，签上自己的大名，她把那张画递给我：＂不要生气了嘛，给你当纪念啦＂.
我拿过那张猪八戒看着，不由的也笑了，很客观的说，小外画的真不错，惟妙惟肖的，可一想到这是画的＂我＂我就火冒三丈：＂你丫太损了也，有你这样的吗？！＂
小外忍着笑讨好：＂不就开了个玩笑嘛，我们扬儿姐最伟大了，哪儿能跟我这样的小屁孩儿一般见识嘛＂.
荨也帮着小外说话：＂就是嘛，扬扬姐，你就别再气小外了，这样好了，等哪天你再画她，把她画成沙僧＂.
小外很不明白：＂为什么要画成沙僧？为什么不画成孙悟空？＂
我被这小鬼逗乐了，小新呵呵笑着搂住她的肩：＂好啦，你俩哦，真让人没办法＂，又碰碰我的胳膊：＂我们家扬扬没有这么小气哦，是吧？＂
我站起身：＂我才没这么小气，你们接着去弹琴吧，我接着去看新闻＂.
小外象个哈巴狗一样拉住我的手：＂我跟你一块儿去哈＂.
小新和荨很无奈的摇摇头，拉着手朝着古筝走，我瞪小外一眼：＂早晚有一天我得还回来！＂
小外嘿嘿一笑：＂我等着哈＂.
小新很喜欢小外画的这张＂猪八戒＂，还把它给弄了个框子，没事儿就指着它笑嘻嘻的对我说：＂这是我们家扬扬哦＂.我除了翻白眼儿就是喘大气，是就是吧，认命了，小外的这张画成了我的心头针，我发誓早晚要她得回报应，可怜到现在为止还没能给她致命性的一击，在这一点儿上，我感觉挺失败.
重新走到电脑旁，我接着看新闻，小外接着倒腾她的q，过了不到5分钟，小外关上q：＂累死我了，没啥好聊的，对了，我得看看荨的q＂.
＂啊？你偷窥别人隐私啊？＂
＂你说话咋这么难听啊，她的q我一早就知道，再说我q的密码她也知道啊，她能看我的我干吗不能看她的啊，嘿，得公平一点儿＂.
我嘿嘿嘿地笑道：＂那成那成，我沾点儿光，跟你一块儿看看哈.＂
小外撇撇嘴，我搬个凳子坐她旁边看她登陆荨的qq，哇，荨更加强悍，她q上竟然有两百多口子人，而且那些个头像闪啊闪啊，闪的我眼晕.小外一一点开，脸接着绿了，因为里面有仨人是这么留言的，其中一个是：＂荨，我是真心的，希望你不要当我是开玩笑，我爱你，真的.从上次跟你一起看电影回来后，我就认定你是我今生的新娘了...＂另外一个是：＂iloveyou！！！＂还有一个是：＂给我一次机会，让我伴你左右，朝朝暮暮，永不言退...＂
小外脸色相当恶劣，握着拳头自言自语：＂都跟人家看过电影了啊...这男的说话也太肉麻了吧...这小子也忒有毅力了吧...＂
我握着她的拳头给她勇气：＂回首已是百年身啊！人生啊，就他妈这么短！妹妹，你得珍惜每次受打击的机会！机会难得啊！＂
小外一副受教的样子：＂扬儿姐，说说你在跟新姐过日子之前都是怎么迎接打击的吧＂.
＂说来话长啊，这得追溯到一个很久远的年代了＂，我回首往事，不胜唏嘘：＂那个时候你的扬儿姐特纯情，你新姐的一个脸色都能把我忧伤得喝不下水吃不下饭，你扬儿姐把爱情当做生命的全部，成色十足，你新姐把爱情当成业余的爱好，没事儿就整个雄性在我眼前晃悠，半成山色半成湖，她打击我一次，我瘦一两，她再打击我一次，我再瘦一两，当她打击到我只剩下骨头的时候，我明白了过来＂.
小外的表情那叫一个生动精彩：＂你明白过来什么了？＂
我神色阴沉的答道：＂明白过来...我得吃饱饭让自己多长二两肉好再次迎接她的打击了＂.
＂我――靠！您就这本事啊！＂
＂我――靠！这还不叫本事啊！＂
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