第79节
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我举手：＂还有我呢＂.
小外和荨也挣着抢：＂我也要我也要＂.
老k超级郁闷的看着我们四个：＂你们...都他妈资源浪费，得了，咱拜个把子吧，我年纪最大，是你们的大哥，咱们以后很可能得在一块儿生活，从今儿起咱就是亲兄妹！＂
这个提议无限好，我拿出香宾表示庆祝，把老k围在中间，我们五个人的手握到一块儿，天上的星星在对我们眨眼...
我和小新经过几天的折腾，终于住入新房，新房布置的很温馨，以暖色调为主，除了基本的客厅卧室书房之外，小新还特地给我弄了一间画室，我把画具什么的都搬到里面，感觉挺象那么回事儿的.
我们入住新房第一天，风和日丽，老爸老妈还有小新的父母一起过来看望我们.
我们让四个老人在客厅聊天，俩人跑到厨房大展身手，我妈见我会做饭，激动的不得了，一直夸小新会教育孩子，小新乐的皮开肉绽，我除了翻白眼别的什么也不敢说.
我和小新暴光后，我这是头一次见到叶叔叔，难免有点儿提心吊胆.好在叶叔叔没什么异常反应，只看着我和小新笑着点头：＂这样也挺好，唉，就这样吧.＂看他老人家如此慈祥的面孔，我知道我和小新已经成功的让鲤鱼跳过了龙门.
我们是四个长辈的谈论目标，他们一会儿长吁短叹一会儿意气风发，直到老爸提到不久的未来要搬到北京时，他们终于将话题转移，我和小新这才放松了一下神经.叶叔叔刘阿姨听到老爸老妈也要迁居北京，颇是激动，老爸老妈一看他俩激动，这两口子也兴奋起来，还没动身搬巢儿呢先计划着要参加什么什么活动要去什么什么地方玩儿，那老模样看上去比我都年轻.
吃饭的时候叶叔叔压着嗓子问我们：＂你俩谁是男的谁是女的啊？＂
老爸插嘴：＂这个我也问过.＂
刘阿姨也看着我俩：＂对啊，你俩怎么分工的都是？＂
老妈得瑟：＂男的就是t，女的就是p.＂
我跟小新拿筷子的手一动也不动，笑也不是哭也不是，叶叔叔发表意见：＂你俩都站起来.＂
我跟小新搞不懂他葫芦里卖的什么药，只能顺着他起身站好，叶叔叔来回打量我们：＂一般个子高的是男的个子矮的是女的，你俩个头儿差不多这可怎么分啊？＂
我一屁股坐凳子上，指指小新：＂她个子高，她是男的.嘿嘿.＂
小新眼珠儿瞪的溜儿圆，跑沙发上一屁股坐下：＂扬扬个子高，她是男的，咯咯.＂
我瞪她一眼，一屁股坐地板上：＂小新个子高，她是男的.哈哈.＂
四个佛爷瞪大眼睛看我们耍猴儿，一阵暴笑.
刘阿姨拉我们回到座位上：＂你俩也别分什么男女了，就手牵手的往前过吧啊.＂
叶叔叔摸索出一个小红本放我跟小新跟前：＂这是结婚证，你俩都签个名吧.＂
我跟小新都张大嘴看着他，老爸也不敢相信自己的眼睛：＂行啊老叶，你从哪儿捣鼓的这玩意儿？＂
叶叔叔神秘一笑：＂托朋友给弄的，她俩总不能言不正名不顺的吧.＂又摸索出个小黑本：＂我还有离婚证呢，嘿嘿，但愿你俩用不着哈.＂
老妈糊涂：＂咱这儿同性也能结婚？＂
老爸解说：＂人老叶不刚刚说了这是托人弄的吗，你什么耳朵啊真是.＂
老妈明白过来：＂噢，那你俩赶紧签上个名儿，趁着我们4个都在，先把你们这不大正当的关系给扶正喽.＂
刘阿姨递支笔过来：＂我们都商量好了，你叶叔叔是想让你们真正有个家，咱是中国人，你俩也不用去国外结什么婚，古时候都是父母之命媒妁之言，咱就跟古人学学吧.＂
我晕倒，我跟小新也没想过要结婚啊，不过看着四个老人真诚的目光，我们拿起笔，在那个小红本上郑重的写下自己的名字，很神圣的感觉，我写自己名字的时候手都是抖的，这可是结婚证啊！小新把她的名字也写的格外工整，我看到她眼圈儿都红了...
老妈激动的拿过小本本左看看右看看，再碰碰刘阿姨：＂你说咱两家谁是嫁谁是娶啊？＂
刘阿姨一语下定论：＂都嫁都娶！＂
叶叔叔长出一口气：＂小新，扬扬，我可先把丑话说头里，你俩从今儿开始可就算是结婚了，以后要出了什么状况那都是你俩的事儿，别让你们的别扭影响到关叶两家的关系.＂
老爸赞同：＂你俩都是女的，女的天生毛病多，闹别扭很正常，你们可别跟一般家庭那样儿离了婚就反目成愁，咱两家情况特殊，你们俩就是闹的你死我活呢我们四个该怎么着还是怎么着.你们得象我们这两对老年人学学，你看我们就从来没出现过什么作风问题.＂
我和小新只能听，不能插话，我琢磨这俩老头儿也够损的，刚在结婚证上签了名儿接着就想到离婚的事儿，这是哪儿跟哪儿啊.再说了，就你们生的那个年代，有个作风问题还了得啊？即使有问题，也会把问题美化成同志般洁净的友谊...
老妈从来都不放过说教的机会：＂我们4个岁数大了，你们不能老在思想上牵着我们强行猛拐，我们这把老骨头都折腾不起.你俩从今儿开始就是夫妻了，要和平共处互相扶携，坚决不能搞外遇，当然，那个外遇要是个男的我们可以谅解，要搞个外遇还是女的，我们绝对无法原谅！＂
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