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第三百六十五章 【学院之耻】

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“我去!”

陈道临立刻一个机灵从地上跳了起来,身子用力往后缩,然后确定了自己看见的是绿豆糕,而不是那条巨龙,才稍稍松了口气,满脸狐疑:“你……”

“是我啊。”绿豆糕微笑,眯着眼睛。

“那个……昨晚……”

“昨晚?”少年略一皱眉,忽然眼神里闪过了一丝奇异,就很快松开了眉头,淡淡道:“昨晚的事情就不用再提了吧。”

不用再提?

陈道临满脸疑惑,使劲瞪大了眼睛瞧着绿豆糕。

一旁的蒙托亚和阿德也疑惑了,齐齐的瞧着陈道临,还是阿德小心翼翼道:“大人……难道昨晚的事情,您一点儿都记不起来了?”

陈道临一指少年:“我就记得他变成了条龙,然后一脚踩在我的身上。”

三人:“…………”

……

半晌之后,树林里传来了陈道临的一声惊呼!

“我擦!原来老子这么牛逼!!!”

……

…………

日头已经不那么烈了,天空上云卷云舒♀条通往西边的大路上,两匹马正缓缓而行。

左边一个骑士显然身手不凡,骑术精良,坐在马背上,身子却巧妙的随着马的颠簸韵律起伏,非是骑马高手,是不懂的这种节省体力的法子的♀人看上去也是身强体壮,满脸彪悍之色u其是那眼神里,似乎隐隐的就透着一层凶光。

倒是右边这一骑,马上一个年轻人,生得倒还算眉清目秀,只是骑在马背上撇着双腿,显然是长途跋涉之后,大腿内侧被磨破了皮,姿态有些尴尬。而胯下骑的也是一匹温顺的母马,体态肥硕而矮小。

马上年轻人却神色兴奋,不停的左顾右盼,仿佛对那路边上旷野远处的农舍村庄极为感兴趣,嘴巴里叼着一根不知道是什么植物的叶根子,轻轻的嚼着,那双眼睛里满是好奇的光芒闪动。

“船长,咱们要不要吐来休息休息?”

“船长,你看那条河水很清,我打赌里面一定有鱼。”

“船长,前天我烤的鱼味道不错吧!你怎么就不说话呢?难道你不喜欢吃?”

“船长,你说昨晚住的那个旅店,那个胖胖的老板娘总盯着我看做什么?”

“船长。你说她是不是对我有意思啊?”

“船长,你娶过老婆对不对?你一定很懂女人是不是?”

“船长,话说我都二十多岁了,这次出来,你说我要不要趁机也给自己找个老婆呢?”

“船长,听说西北的姑娘风沙吹多了皮肤都不太好,这可怎么办呢?”

“船长。你说这些西北的姑娘们都喜欢蒙着脸做什么?是为了防风沙么?”

“船长,可是她们都蒙着脸,别的男子看不到她们的脸怎么知道美丑,怎么敢追求她们啊?”

这年轻人说话声音和和气气,声音也很是动听,只是一旁那个彪悍的凶猛汉子听了〈额头青筋乱跳,一只手却死死的捏住了马鞭,仿佛用了极大的毅力才没有把马鞭狠狠的抽过去……

过了会儿,当这个年轻人终于问到“船长,你老婆长得美不美?”的时候,这个彪悍的汉子才终于忍耐不住了,大喝一声:“闭嘴!!!”

他脸色涨红。一双眼睛瞪得比金币还圆,一副就快要喷血的样子,瞪着年轻人,咆哮怒吼起来。

“够了!够了!你够了!!!混蛋!这一路来老子受够你了!!!吃了早饭就问午饭吃什么,午饭放下碗筷就问晚饭吃什么!难道你在学院里从来没吃饱过吗!!还说抓鱼!!前天都是听了你的蛊惑跑去那条河你抓鱼,你说你耳目最灵敏,结果你怎么没察觉河滩上爬了一只正在产卵的沙鳄!!要不是老子跑得快,现在只能一条腿走路了!!你还好意思说昨晚那个胖老板娘。你他妈眼睛是瞎的嘛!那根本不是旅店而是妓馆好不好!!你知道不知道昨天那顿饭花了我多少钱!!!你以为这帝都之外的饭店都是吃饭的时候有几个小妞站在你面前唱歌跳舞外加脱衣服的嘛!!要不是我拉你走得快,我们就要付不起账被人扣在那里了!!

还有,你这个混蛋小子,前天你冒冒失失的就把人家姑娘脸上的蒙布扯下来!混蛋啊!难道你不知道那队旅客都是西北草原人!草原人的规矩姑娘没嫁人是不能让人看脸的!你掀西北草原姑娘的面纱就等同于你掀了帝国姑娘的裙子!!我们被一群草原汉子骑马用弯刀追杀了十里地!你他妈还好意思问我是为了什么!!!”

“那个……”

“闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴!!!”汉子双目充血,狠狠的抓了抓自己的头发,苦恼的咆哮道:“大人派我走这一趟,我原本以为是个简单的任务』想到你这个混蛋这么会惹祸!!你哪里像是学院出身的子弟!你……你这种人,根本就是学院之耻!!”

年轻人眼睛一亮,嘿嘿笑道:“咦?船长,我的这个外号。你居然也知道?”

“…………”彪悍汉子一愣,直勾勾的盯着年轻人:“你……我现在觉得,凡是跟你在一起的人,一定都会倒霉!”

“这话可说对啦!”年轻人似乎有些羞涩的一笑:“老师也这么说过我呢。”

顿了顿,年轻人才仿佛幽幽叹了口气,低声道:“我当初和一个同学一起负责学院的综合事务后勤运输,结果嘛,食人鱼掉进了池塘里……那个同学被勒令派去魔植林守林三个月。后来一个同学被我拉去看守学院的决斗场,现在嘛……那个同学用上了雨果院长亲手给他做的假肢。”

说到这里,年轻人幽幽的看了看彪悍汉子:“前些日子院长把我调到了达令陈教授的身边当助手,结果……现在教授变成了通缉犯。”

彪悍汉子全身一哆嗦,语气变得古怪起来:“我现在真有些怀疑,我是不是有命能活着和你走到目的地见大人。”

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