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我咋早没想到呢?这手是自己的,弄坏了谁也不用赔。更多小说ltxsba.com他拿起一块整砖,像掰点心似的一块一块地把砖掰得大小正合适,那两个家伙才不吱声了。几天之内,发生了三起打架未遂事件。起因都是些鸡毛蒜皮。比如有个战士来报到的晚了些,不幸摊上了母夜叉的绰号,别人起着哄一叫他,他便脸上挂不住了。武林人自有武林人的规矩,决不像普通人打架之前那么剑拔弩张。武林人说话都很客气,哪伯是心里正惦记着要宰了对方,嘴上还是很温和,决不出口伤人。母夜叉对叫他绰号的行者拱拱手说:初次见面,按武林规矩,以武会友,老兄是否愿意在拳脚上切磋一下?行者正闲得难受,你不招他还正想寻点儿事,何况是这种公然叫板,自然是大喜过望,决无不奉陪之道理。两个人手拉手地就要出门找个僻静地方切磋去。而屋里的一排长小李广和二排长菜园子都没事人似的正专心致志地下围棋,根本没有半点儿要制止的意思,别的好汉们都该干啥就干啥,没人对看热闹表现出多大的兴趣。要不是段鹏碰巧遇到加以制止,这两位老兄不定切磋成什么样呢。段鹏朝屋子里吼道:你们为什么不制止?非得打起来你们才高兴是不是?小李广认真地对段鹏说:《水浒》上有这一回呀,母夜叉孙二娘在十字坡酒店和行者武松是切磋了一把,这是天意,你不让他们打都不行。段鹏没好气地说:什么乱七八糟的?我说的是你们这些当干部的为什么不制止打架?菜园子凑过来说:分队长,咱们不是按梁山l08将排的座次吗?既然按这个排了座次,就得按《水济》的规矩走,比如‘及时雨‘是大哥,大伙儿就得听他的,‘一丈青‘是老婆,就得听丈夫‘矮脚虎‘的,武艺高也没用。
段鹏见这些家伙在胡搅蛮缠,便不想再搭理他们,他扭身要走,嘴里还说着:哪儿这么多规矩?书里还有一回叫‘宋江怒杀阎婆惜‘呢,照这么算,我也该把老婆宰了才行?众好汉们乱哄哄地回答:那当然,书上就是这么写的……我就纳闷,宋江有啥本事?凭什么坐第一把交椅?应该在忠义堂前面摆个擂台,拳脚上见输赢,谁赢了谁坐第一把交椅……段鹏真有些头疼了,虽然他对此有心理准备,但一想到今后的管理问题,他还是觉得棘手。他向李云龙如实汇报情况,希望能得到军长的指示。李云龙毫不客气地说:这我管不着,你的兵你管,要不然要你干什么?反正两个月以后我要亲自考核,有什么问题都是你的事,你要没这本事管好,就脱了这身军装回家抱孩子去。段鹏灰溜溜地走到门口。回来。李云龙说。新出厂的汽车都需要磨合,何况是新组建的部队了,一百多号人,从四面八方来,又都不是等闲之辈,难免有些乱子,没什么可大惊小怪的,你要让他们知道,什么叫特种部队。就他们那两下子还差得远,不过是刚刚够了条件,真正的专业训练还没开始呢,总参派来的教官和军事科学院的专业人员都来了,你要多向他们请教。几天以后,段鹏召开了全队大会,在空旷的旧仓库里,全分队百十号人没有像一般连队那样按队列坐,而是稀稀拉拉坐了一片。直到段鹏宣布开会时,下面的嘈杂声一点也不见小。政委林汉虽不大愿意干这差事,可既然干了就得履行职责。他站起来说:同志们,咱们自己看看,这还像支部队吗?喂,组织纪律性差,没有精神头,懒洋洋的,松松垮垮,我都脸红。现在,大家唱个歌振作一下,唱个《三大纪律八项注意》,我起个头,革命军人个个要牢记,预备——唱!下面乱哄哄地哼了起来,声音很小,像一群蚊子在嗡嗡叫,而且越唱越没劲儿,突然,嘈杂声中冒出了一个男高音,歌声比旁人高出八度……第七不许调戏妇女们,流氓习气坚决要除掉……此人只顾引吭高歌,无奈严重跑调,还自作主张地加了一些装饰音,楞是唱出了京剧味,周围的战士们都哄笑起来。林汉吼道:花和尚,你成心捣乱怎么着?花和尚不是外来户,他是本军侦察营调来的,此人在原单位表现很差,主要是喜欢违反纪律。他对自己的绰号很满意,甚至还专门剃了秃子,以示是正宗花和尚,他听见林汉训他,便站起来说:政委,这就是你的不对了,这一百多号人里可就属我唱得卖力气。
当然,唱得不好是水平问题,唱得声音大小可是态度问题,你听听他们唱的,就跟猫叫春似的,这才是故意捣乱……下面的战士们不爱听了,七嘴八舌地回骂起来;你唱得好?像草驴叫槽似的……啊,刚来几天呀,就给政委拍上啦?你小子,天生就是当叛徒的东西……花和尚搔了搔秃脑壳,得意地摇头晃脑道:咱这叫靠拢组织,你们见我要求进步就嫉妒我是不是?政委,你全看见了吧?咱们分队的歪风邪气真该好好整一整,反正我是跟定两位领导啦,坚决和歪风邪气作斗争……段鹏端着茶杯已经品了半天茶了,见下面说得差不多了,才清清嗓子,敲着桌子说:喂1大家都说够没有?是不是该让我说两句了?我早看出来了,咱们分队没他妈的一个省油的灯。当然,也包括我,都人五人六的觉着自己是块料,这也难怪,都是各部队选拔出来的高手,万里挑一嘛,恐怕这地球上是搁不下咱们了。所以上级也知道咱们不是一般人,给咱们发下了考卷,要试试咱们。我和上级说啦,我们分队都是人尖子,上知天文下知地理,前知五百年,后知五百载,能考住我?笑话,伙计们,现在我把卷子发给你们,给咱分队争口气,闹个满堂彩。考卷发下去了,大家都傻了,上面的题目很杂:a。什么是炮兵的密位制?我国的密位制是多少?b。如何用手指和眼睛测距?c。爆破一个直径两米的混凝土桥墩,需要多少tnt炸药?怎样计算?d。
如何在夜晚用星辰判断方向?在阴雨天的森林里如何判断方向?e。你能分出美军作战飞机的类别吗?类别的字母都是些什么?f。你能分辨出巡洋舰、驱逐舰、护卫舰吗?它们各自的用途和特点是什么?一百单八将们面面相觑,谁也不吭声了。段鹏冷笑道:都傻了吧?平时不是都挺能说吗?老天爷是老大,你们是老二,咋都不言语啦?花和尚,你小子不是能的很吗?你说说。花和尚低声嘟囔着:怎么跟考大学似的?咱一个当兵的,知道那么多干啥?段鹏说:你们以为枪法好,会格斗,有实战经验就叫特种兵了?告诉你们,差得远啦,你们这两下子不过是刚刚具备了基本条件,就像刚上小学的儿童,后面还有小学、中学、高中、大学的课程,要学完可早着呢。我先简单说说咱们第一步训练科目:第一,体能训练,每天早晨10公里武装越野,腿上绑沙袋;第二,万米泅渡,人人过关;第三,驾驶训练,摩托车、汽车、坦克、装甲车、小型舰艇,都要熟练掌握;第四,伞降;机降训练。还有,炮兵观测、无线电技术、战场自救……我就不一一列举了,明天正式开始训练。还有,这几天咱们的纪律够糟糕的,大家今后要自律,我不会用普通连队的条令和纪律要求你们,但你们也不能登鼻子上脸。我可丑话说在前面,往后哪几位愿意‘切磋‘一下拳脚功夫,找个没人的地方单练去,别让我看见,要让我看见,没说的,就处分你,谁叫你不长眼?听明白没有?战士们都严肃起来,大吼道:明白啦。解散。
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