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第二百八十八章 游玩尴尬事儿

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屋里边零零散散已经坐了二十多个人,都是自家门户上的人,刘军浩一个人也不认识,坐一阵子顿感无聊。看时间还早,他就给庞旭说了一声拉着老婆出门转悠。

庞旭家离他们当初上学的高中不远,还不到半里路,刘军浩也想拉着老婆看看自己读书的地方。

算起来,天阳高中的历史算比较悠久了,是为纪念民国时期一个在此处抗日阵亡的中将所建。学校面积不大,可是名气却不小。因为里边还有一坐古城。

说是古城,小的让人难以想象,只有四丈长,四丈宽,还不到二百个平方,也就和农家的小院差不多大小。

城池虽小,可是城垛,箭塔、瞭望口等等一个不少。而且这城池也有几千年的历史了,相传是汉光武帝刘秀下令建造的。

当地的传说是新朝末年。天下大乱,刘秀与兄乘势起兵。不久刘秀兵败被王莽一路追赶,眼看要被追上,刘秀只得对着一块大石拜道:“今日我如果能够逃脱,来日必定在此处筑城感谢。”

话刚说完,那大石头显现出一道石凹,恰好可供一个人躲藏。

王莽追到此处发现刘秀消失,赶忙派部下四处寻找,可是找了很久也没有找到人,只得无奈返回。

等追兵退去,刘秀又从石凹中钻出来。

刘秀称帝后,想起自己当初的诺言,就下令调拨银两在此处建一座长四十丈、宽四十丈的城池。可惜建城的银两被层层剥削,等到地方的时候只剩下不到三千两,当时的地方官于是建了一座四丈长宽的小城应付了事。

现在是假期期间,学校里学生很少,看大门的老头一听他们要参观四丈城,直接放行。

这城墙刘军浩上学的时候攀登过无数次,因此觉得没多大意思,反倒是张倩很有兴致,特意拿出手机让他拍照。

拍了几张,张倩又想找个人帮他们合影。

刘军浩扭头见旁边走过来一位老人,就想上前让他帮忙,可是看着等那人走进,他赶忙转身朝回走。

“刘军浩,是刘军浩不是,你别走呀?”那老人突然开口大叫道。

“喊你呢,你往哪里躲?”张倩看老公鬼鬼祟祟的样子,顿觉奇怪。

“哦……谁喊我呀,是柴老师!”刘军浩赶忙上前打招呼,脸上相当的不自然。

“我离老远就觉得是你,走进一看果然是,哈哈,你见我躲啥呢,现在我又不当你的班主任了。”那老者上前笑着拍了拍他的肩膀。

“刚才没看清楚,我见到老师怎么会躲呢,这是我媳妇张倩,也当老师”刘军浩赶忙打哈哈转移话题。

“哦,你小子现在已经结婚了。”柴老师笑着开口问道,“小张在哪里教学?”

“在刘家沟教小学”

“刘家沟,你们刘家沟最近名气不小呀,成乡村游的典范了,现在电视台可是三天两头都在报道。我这个学生倒好,毕业之后从来没打电话请老师过去玩几天。”

“柴老师,看你说的,我这今天不就是来找你嘛。”刘军浩不好意思的回答。要说退学之后,这还是第一次到学校呢。

“就你,你小子能有这心?啥时候见我别扭头跑我都庆幸……”

“看柴老师你说的……”他越来越汗津。

“呵呵,你,还有庞旭,我知道的太清楚了。教半辈子学,还是第一次碰到两个人才。你说你们上学干的这叫什么事儿。往公共厕所里边扔擦炮,把教导主任吓得差点没拉裤子里。还有上我的课竟然敢在教室后边做饭吃……做饭你动静小点也行呀,你还用电饭锅做火锅,一教室都是香油味……”

“还有这事儿?”以前就听徐晓丽说老公是个强人,没有想强到这种地步。

“聪明事儿多着呢,为了逃课,特意拎几包药到我办公室请假,结果我打开药一看,里边放的是钙片和木糖醇。”

“那个不是我,是庞旭”刘军浩赶忙纠正。他现在恨不得找个地缝钻进去,心中苦叫不已:这老爷子,当着我老婆的面,你总要给我留点面子是不,怎么说也是你教的学生。再说,那些事儿也都有庞旭一份儿,总不能冲我一个人数落呀。

尤其是装病这招,以前只要拿出药包,老师肯定批假。谁知道柴老师那么较真,特意把药包打开检查。

“装病逛庙会那次总是你吧?”柴老师笑着反问

“呵呵,那时候不是还小,不懂事嘛。”没想到老爷子记得这么清楚,他彻底没有了侥幸的心思。那次镇里边有庙会,他和庞旭听说有县歌舞团表演,准备偷偷溜出教室去看。哪知道刚走出大门,看到几个老师迎面走来,其中就有柴老师两人吓得赶忙往回走。

没走两步,被追上来问“你们想干什么?”

“头疼,想到镇卫生院看病。”

“那怎么不去了?”

“刚出校门,头不疼了。”

当时几个老师听过这回答,差点没集体晕倒。事后,都说四班出人才。

老爷子诉说一大通,最后终于转移话题道:“事情还多着呢,我今天就不说你,对了,你是参加庞旭婚礼的吧?”

“嗯”一听他老人家不再追究,刘军浩赶忙点头。

“那走吧,咱们一起,我中午也要去喝酒。”

“啥?”他顿时傻眼,估计中午要被数落一中午了。

庞旭这小子真是的,请柴老师也不提前打个招呼。

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