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第三百三十八章 狡猾的猴子

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“那就这么说好了,什么时间夏令营开始你通知我。”

关掉对话框,刘军浩又刷新了一下十八楼的页面,不出所料,自己新发那帖子已经有十几个人回复。他看了看里边的选项,选择摸知了的要多一些。当然想参加篝火晚会的也不少,更有甚者在下边提出要搞游泳比赛的。

一切忙乎完,他才施施然的搬了把椅子坐在院中。

“吱吱”猴子一看到主人空闲下来,立刻跳到身边,手中还抱着一个大桃子猛啃。刘军浩现在一看到桃子就满脸的怨念,桃子已经完全熟了,有茶杯口那么大,红通通的分外诱人,几乎每一个来院中的人目光都会不由自主的被吸引,甚至有人主动提出要购买。可是等尝过之后,都一个劲儿的摇头。要说没熟之前还吃着有几分酸甜。等成熟之后,吃起来竟然没多少滋味了。尝过的人多了,大家一传十十传百,都知道他院里有株怪桃树,不少人还特意站在桃树下照相。

话说回来,单从卖相上看,这桃子确实很能迷惑人的。

这桃子到底是怎么回事儿,刘军浩特意找村里的老人询问过,不过都说不清楚原因,刘五爷给出个模棱两可的答案,说这味儿像以前山里的疙瘩桃,那桃子吃起来好像锯末一般。连赵教授这个搞了一辈子水果种植的专家也说不出个准确答案,只说可能是变异。

找不出原因,刘军浩更加肯定是石锁的副作用了,看来那泉水和桃子犯冲。以后自家再种桃树的话,一定不能多浇泉水。

桃子没人吃,悟空倒是吃的有滋有味,从刚发酥就开始摘,到现在树上也没剩几个了。

没一会儿,这家伙就将一个大桃吃进肚子。桃核它照例没扔,而是规规矩矩的放在猴窝前,不知道收藏起来有什么用。要说院里的动物大都有搞收藏的习惯,小皮喜欢藏骨头,小猫喜欢将鱼埋在沙子里边,那喜鹊也不是省油的灯,去年不吭不声的在柴草垛中藏了一大堆枣子。

一个大桃仍然没有让猴子满足,它很快又盯上了院里的鸭梨。这家伙倒没有吃独食,蹭蹭爬到树上摘了两个梨子,然后放进木盆中清洗干净,其中一个特意讨好般的递到主人的手中。

吃人家的嘴短,那人家的手软,看悟空这副模样,刘军浩不好意思再训斥它贪嘴。

“七月核桃八月梨,九月柿子黄了皮”这个一般说的是阴历,现在才阴历六月末,梨子应该没到吃的时间。不过看猴子抱着啃得这么欢实,刘军浩忍不住也咬了一口。

先是有几分苦涩。继而一股清凉的蜜意在口中蔓延。这个味道似乎很不错的说,被桃子郁闷了半天的刘军浩终于露出几分笑意。不过他很快又想起梨核的问题,赶紧咬了两口果肉,到第三口才咬到果核。还好,总算梨树比较正常,如果再来个大梨核他非哭不可。

这些天西瓜吃的有点烦了,换换口味也不错,刘军浩三下五除二,鸭蛋大的梨子就进了肚子。午后天热,这一会儿工夫脑门上冒出不少细汗,一个梨子根本不解渴,他又将视线瞄向那葡萄架上的青葡萄。那葡萄前些日子还没有玻璃珠子大,现在已经一嘟噜一嘟噜沉甸甸的挂在架子上。再加上外边那一层薄霜,看上去好像玛瑙一般。

葡萄也是八九月份成熟的,既然梨子已经能吃,这玩意儿估计也是早熟品种吧。

“悟空,葡萄!”他喊一声自家的猴子,伸手指向葡萄架。

“吱吱……”这家伙好像没听明白,扭头对着他乱叫一通。

“葡萄”他对着那串最大的葡萄指了指,做了个往嘴里塞的动作。

这下猴子明白过来,身体快速窜动到葡萄架子上,尾巴勾住横梁来了个海底捞月,七八粒葡萄已经落入它的手中。

悟空摘了葡萄后竟然没有偷吃,而是全部送到主人手中,然后小眼睛眨巴眨巴的望着他。

“总算没白养你,知道有好东西留着给主人。”刘军浩很是欣慰的摸了摸它的脑袋,继而将一枚葡萄上的霜气擦干净塞入嘴中。

“嘶……”他突然感到自己的腮部被什么重重的击打了一下,半边脸都瞬间麻木。过了两三秒钟,一股让他打颤的酸意从牙梆上蔓延。

“我x……”刘军浩从椅子上蹦起来,这葡萄也太酸了点吧。他连吐了几口将口中的葡萄吐干净,然后又冲进屋中对着凉开水咕嘟咕嘟猛灌一气,这才感觉到牙梆恢复过来。

“吱吱……”悟空看到主人这副模样,顿时在地上蹦跳起来。瞧那模样,明显是在幸灾乐祸!

刘军浩也明白过来,这天杀的猴子,难怪它摘了葡萄一个都不留,全部塞到自己手中。自己真晕,竟然还以为它改了性子呢。要知道平时这家伙碰到好东西从来都是藏进猴窝偷偷吃的,什么时候主动往主人手中塞过。

“悟空,给我过来”一看这家伙还在那里蹦跳,刘军浩火上心头。

“吱吱……”听主人这么一叫,猴子退的更远了。

“过来,过来给你吃枣子。”刘军浩极力的诱惑。

“吱吱……”那家伙说什么也不往跟前凑,猴脸上摆明了不相信。

做人真失败,现在连猴子都骗不到了!他最后只能极其郁闷的打消教训悟空的念头

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