第四百六十一章 组织学生挖泥鳅
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周围的学生这才现老师在岸边站着,一时间哗啦啦都往岸边跑。
“不准跑,给我站好,上课时间跑出来扒泥鳅,谁带的头?毛孩子,是不是你?”刘军浩把这些家伙都叫过来,跟着提着刘长林的耳朵让他站在队前。
老虎不威当是病猫呀他极其郁闷,自己是个没脾气的,弄得学生根本不怕。现在竟然出现集体逃课扒泥鳅这样的事情,如果传出去,还不让村里人笑掉大牙。
“疼,疼,小浩叔,别拧……”毛孩子站在队前龇牙咧嘴,浑然不觉得害怕。还用兴奋的语气说道,“我们这是挖泥鳅当班费呢,张老师不是说让我们以后去市里边旅游吗,我们要早些攒钱”
“扒泥鳅当班费,你小子真敢吹。你们挖了多少,够塞牙缝吗?”刘军浩又好气又好笑,都怨老婆,提出什么让学生旅游的话,现在他们捣蛋连这个理由也用上。
不是开玩笑,就这水洼连脚脖子都漫不住,能挖二斤泥鳅他都敢生吃掉。
“多得很,快有半桶了,不信你过去看”毛孩子说着从他手挣扎出去。主要是刘军浩手上没用劲儿,只是吓唬吓唬这家伙。
半桶?刘军浩自然不相信,可是等走到一个硬泥坑跟前却傻眼,幸亏刚才没把生吃泥鳅的话说出口,否则真丢大人。
那硬泥坑挤挤挨挨爬满了泥鳅,足有十几斤。看水洼的样子,被他们刚挖不到十分之一的地方。如果这水洼全部挖完,能挖上百斤泥鳅,值七八百块呢。
他原本打算把这群家伙抓上岸训斥一顿回去上课,可是看过水洼后心一动。这里没有水,学生下去并不会生危险。毛孩子刚才那话虽然是狡辩,但是并非没有可操作性。
两堂课为学校增收几百块钱,相信老婆也不会说啥。
想到这里,他清清嗓子叫道:“全体都有,立正,稍息,继续扒泥鳅”
听到他的口令,这群熊孩子愣在那里,排头的两个人连步子都不知道迈了。
“没听懂我说的话,继续扒泥鳅,咱们这节体育课就是挖泥鳅”刘军浩板着脸强忍着笑意说道。
“真的?”胆小的学生还不可思议的望着老师,毛孩子等人已经大呼小叫跳下水洼。
“慢点,小心别让螺壳割到脚”刘军浩叮嘱一声,跟着脱掉鞋子。
扒泥鳅,他也是内行
刚踩到泥,脚趾缝里面就夹着根泥鳅,被他利索扔到岸上。
水洼的淤泥不到二十厘米深,一般情况下这种坑根本不会有泥鳅。但是泥鳅却多的出刘军浩的想象,小泥鳅基本上是一窝一窝的,只要找到一个洞,附近能扒出七八条。而且水洼里的淤泥浅,挖起来非常容易。
大泥鳅倒是很狡猾,比较少见。
原来毛孩子他们下课去后边捉迷藏,看到坑边脸盆大的水洼漂着两个翻身的泥鳅,就好奇的用手一扒,结果挖到一窝泥鳅。于是这些家伙纷纷朝下跳,泥鳅越挖越多,立刻有人去把操场上站队的同学叫过来,全部下坑捉泥鳅。
在刘军浩的带领下,学生排成一排,呈直线推进。
他不断叮嘱孩子们小心一点,别碰到玻璃瓶。虽然这水洼很少有人取水打药,但是难保那些捣蛋的学生特意往里边扔农药瓶。捉泥鳅是好事,不过要是被扎到就得不偿失了。
瞧大家在水捉的带劲儿,悟空在岸上分外眼热,最后也按耐不住跳进水洼。不过这家伙立刻悲剧,身体直接陷进淤泥,怎么提都提不出来。这家伙无奈只得趴在淤泥里双爪踢腾,越踢腾陷得越深,最后开始吱吱叫着求助。
幸亏旁边的学生递过来一根树枝,否则这家伙非吃两口淤泥不可。
在张倩的教导下,悟空很讲卫生,弄成泥猴子,只能跑到学校前洗干净。它重新跑回来,这次说什么也不往下跳,只是拿木棍对着泥鳅敲打。
没曾想水洼不单有泥鳅,连黄鳝也不少。不过黄鳝洞比较深,学生们挖这个不在行,纷纷交到刘军浩手。
其实刘军浩也没什么好办法,黄鳝大多在沟边打洞,洞一般有几十厘米深,加上土地瓷实,用手根本没办法挖。洼里没水,用草堵塞效果不明显,只能用铁锹挖。为几条黄鳝回去拿铁锨,也不划算。
不过淤泥的黄鳝倒是可以捉,这东西和泥鳅不同,非常警动,刚挖出个脑袋就往淤泥深处缩。因此捕捉的时候需要眼疾手快,稍不留神就消失在淤泥深处。
正挖的带劲儿,一个孩子突然捂着手大叫起来,刘军浩还以为他被农药瓶割到了呢,谁知道这学生兴奋的叫起来,“你们看,我抓到一条大刀鳅。”
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