第五百二十七章 老子调皮儿捣蛋
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早上刚起床,就听到外边的风呼呼刮。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com。
害怕冻着孩子,刘军浩起床时特意给老大小二加了层衣服。
吃罢饭张倩去学校上课,他照例在家看着两个小家伙,专职当家庭妇男。
直到半晌,大风才渐渐停止。杨树上喜鹊重新叽叽喳喳的欢叫起来,地上几只野鸭嘎嘎叫着相合,一时间,整个院子变得热闹无比。
说到喜鹊,夏天刘军浩还不觉得,等门前这几株杨树上的叶子落净,才发现上边又多了两个喜鹊窝。
一般喜鹊长大后都有分巢的习惯,这些家伙倒好,完全把此处当成根据地,死赖着不走。连带赵教授院中树上垒的两个,刘军浩家附近已经有七八个喜鹊窝了。
其实不单刘军浩家这样,刘家沟现在喜鹊窝有泛滥的倾向。几乎每家的大杨树都垒有喜鹊窝,这种“胜景”在一般的村庄根本看不到。前些日子大青山其他村庄的人来参观玄铁宝剑,看到这么多喜鹊窝也啧啧称奇。其中一个当过风水先生的老爷子更把跑到刘广聚家胡咧咧,说刘家沟是片“风水宝地”,如果听他的话引导引导,村子三代以内必出大官。
刘广聚自然不相信他的鬼话,直接撵滚蛋。
喜鹊群聚的现象也惹来不少游客举起相机拍照,一个叫李小峰的游客闲着没事,专门将刘家沟的喜鹊窝统计了一遍,村里村外竟然有五十多个。至于其他鸟窝,更是多得数不胜数,数量足可以突破二百。
这个数字连刘军浩也大为惊讶,更别说其他网友,很多人戏谑的在网上称刘家沟为鸟窝村。
刘军浩倒是对这个称为不反感,这种盛况只能说明刘家沟的环境好。
正胡思乱想着,赵教授晃晃悠悠的过来。两个小家伙看到他,也兴奋地伸着小手乱叫,想让他抱抱。
“老爷子,帮我看一会儿,我去把刘启勇家的电三轮借过来,去河滩上割些芦苇。。”刘军浩开口道。
“割芦苇干啥,你缺柴火烧呀。”赵教授将小二抱起,随后问。
“自家烧一些,另外还要给土蜜蜂准备过冬的地方。”院中芦苇垛今年增添了好几个,其中两个风吹雨淋,已经沤腐朽,土蜜蜂把蜂蜜产在里边,不好采摘。刘军浩夏天就动了更换的心思,可惜一直没时间,拖到现在。眼看马上要过冬,他才着急起来。
交代完赵老爷子,刘军浩立刻赶到刘启勇家。大门虚掩,他就站在外边喊了两声,刘启勇在里边应声回答。
看到这货头上缠着一圈纱布,包裹的好像木乃伊脑袋。刘军浩吓了一跳,赶忙问道:“启勇,你这是咋了?不会喝醉酒骑摩托,一头拱沟里了吧。”
“喝啥酒……别提,提起来就恨不得将我家那小子再揍一顿。”说起自家的孩子,刘启勇就一阵唏嘘。
老子英雄儿好汉,老子调皮儿捣蛋。刘启勇家那小子刚四五岁,却调皮的不能行,比起刘启勇甚至有青出于蓝而胜于蓝的趋势。
前段时间除给他爷爷烧纸外,还干了一件大事儿。这熊孩子不知道哪根筋不对,又或者好奇心太强,他在刘军奇家院墙外玩的时候,看到半人高的地方有个砖孔,竟然试探着把小脑袋往砖孔里塞。
结果脑袋卡住了,左右摇摆都拔不住来,他开始在砖孔里大哭起来。
为了自家儿子,刘启勇把人家刚翻修不久的院墙扒开个大洞,这才把刘麒麟弄出来。
然后……他花了半天时间给刘军奇家补院墙。
现在看刘启勇头缠纱布,咬牙切齿的样子,这孩子肯定又干了什么惊天动地的大事儿。
“前天媳妇上街榨了十几斤菜籽油,准备炸些油条熬成熟油。。结果油刚倒进锅里就发现锅灶下火通通直冒……”刘启勇咧着嘴讲起来,“当时我媳妇根本不知道咋回事儿,一个劲儿抱怨我火烧的太大,油条放锅里就炸糊了。我自己也挺纳闷,根本没敢烧,只放了几根柴火,而且那火打都打不灭。等我把柴火全推掉,才发现锅底下油哗啦啦的流,感情铁锅不知道什么时候打了个洞,难怪火
这么大。
当时我心急了,着急忙慌拿瓢舀锅里边的油,刚舀了两瓢,油锅通的一下着火。我躲避不及,眉毛头发被烧了不少,还有油腥子溅到脸上,就成这幅模样。后来听我妈说,麒麟在锅边鼓捣半天,当时根本没注意。”
听完对方的叙述,刘军浩关切的问道:“人有没有事儿?”
“已经找医生看过,没多大事儿,说是涂抹些老鼠油就行。”
用老鼠油治疗烫伤算是民间的土方法,配置很简单,就是选择哪种没长毛的小老鼠连同香油放进玻璃瓶密封,然后把瓶子挂在墙外边晾晒,什么时候完全化成油,就可以使用了。
这方法看似很让人无语,效果却出奇好,刘军浩小时候被开水烫过,刘老头就是用老鼠油治好的。
以前农村穷,小病小灾很少去看医生,很多病都用土方法治疗,像这种烫伤大多是涂抹老鼠油治疗。
现在生活水平提高,土方法倒是很少有人用。
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