第五百三十二章 骑着摩托撵兔子
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“小浩,走,和我撵兔子去。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”吃过早饭,刘军浩推着两个孩子在水泥路上转悠,碰到刑老爷子从门前路过,伸手打招呼。
这老爷子年轻时是县化肥厂的员工,干了半辈子工作,临老却落下一身病。刚来刘家沟的时候走路都不利索,还住着拐杖。在山沟里呆了半年多,身上毛病好的七七八八,走起路来虎虎生风,连拐杖都不要。
随即这老爷子又现身说法,说动几个要好的老人一起来刘家沟租房生活。那架势,准备彻底在这里养老了。
其实这样的例子还真不少,刘家沟老年疗养院持续爆满,连刘军浩的qq上隔三差五也有网友问询问,多是为自家老人安排的。看到这种情况,村里已经琢磨着年后开始三期工程了。
“我说老爷子,你这都六十多岁的人了,也跟着去凑热闹呀,想吃兔子的话,我等下去给你抓一只。”
等刘军浩看到他两手空空,又诧异的问:“你拿什么捉呀,连个棍子都没有,不会想守株待兔吧?”
“呵呵,我这是找由头,锻炼锻炼身体,能不能撵上兔子无关紧要。”刑老爷子笑着解释道:“人有念头,容易转移注意力。前段时间每天跑上几里路都累得不行,现在一天撵兔子跑上十几里完全没事儿。”
我说呢,感情这老爷子拿兔子当陪练!
“那敢情好,你老继续锻炼。”
去地里撵兔子,刘军浩倒是想,可惜根本脱不开身。两个小家伙每天都需要人侍弄,离开一会儿都不行。别人家的小孩都是十个月左右才开始学习走路,老大小二倒好,这还不到八个月呢,已经能够扶着东西抬步了。
两口子原本还小有些得意,为孩子自豪,不过等在网上看到一篇文章。里边介绍“婴儿过早行走有可能造成小腿发育畸形”。这让张倩又担心起来,连说平时不要让他们在地下走动。可这种事情根本不以大人意志转移,一到外边两个小家伙就挣着要下来。根本不让抱。
没办法,他们只能顺其自然了。
更让刘军浩头疼的是还在后面,老大小二现在已经知道要吃食,见到什么都往嘴里塞。从纽扣到硬币,再到粉笔。
害怕他们吞下什么东西,两口子现在把屋里所有的小物品都收拾起来,放在孩子抓不到的地方。
即使这样也不行,有次一个顾客打电话说要几斤黄鳝。刘军浩将孩子放在学步车里,自己去后院捉。就几分钟的功夫,回来却吓了一跳,老大已经踩着学步车到水池边了,如果不是小皮在旁边用身体拦着,他已经一头拱进水池里。
小二也不让人省心,这家伙身子趔趄,将学步车弄倒后从里边爬出。这会儿工夫。手里不知道拿着什么东西往嘴里塞。刘军浩赶忙跑到跟前掰开他的小手。才发现原来是抓的一块干鸡粪。
这让他哭笑不得,再也不敢离身。
本以为像刑老爷子这种人很少,哪知道最近几天功夫,下到河滩里捉兔子的游客不在少数。
很多人都像刑老爷子一样,赤手空拳,三五个一群结伴。浩浩荡荡杀向河滩。这样能捉到兔子才见鬼,除非那东西脑袋傻掉。守株待兔的运气不是人人都有。
其实他们自己也明白,不过是凑热闹图个乐子罢了。钓胜于鱼嘛。只当是到野外呼吸新鲜空气了。
那啥……按照不少游客的说法,经常呆在大城市中工作压力过大,容易得“文明病”。刘家沟有山有水有鸟叫,在这种地方旅游,只当疗养,可以彻底消除身心疲劳。
囧,连文明也成一种病了。
要搁几年前,刘军浩肯定说他们生在福中不知福。现在却表示理解,这些日子网上铺天盖地都是关于雾霾袭城的新闻,患有呼吸道疾病的人大幅增加。省内也是如此,刘家沟最近来疗养的老人持续增多,其中就有这方面原因。
刘军浩还在网上看到一个笑话:说是某老外刚来国内大都市,为锻炼身体,每天早晨来个万米长跑,一个月后,他患上了呼吸道疾病。
现在水泥路平整光滑,推着学步车也不费什么力气。刘军浩带着老大小二转到村里,和人闲聊一阵,再转回来。折腾几次,差不多也到中午。
把两个孩子交给小皮看管,然后他才抽身去后院弄菜。前几天见到小皮的表现后,刘军浩就给它增加了任务,趁自己忙时帮着照看两个孩子。动物当保姆照看孩子的例子在网上有很多,他这也不算是首创。更何况自家小皮办事儿,从没出什么乱子,绝对让人放心。不像悟空,这家会是偷奸耍滑的典型,干什么都打折扣。
前段时间往地里撒油菜籽的时候,刘军浩特意多撒了几斤种子。现在后院里的油菜苗挤挤挨挨,连落脚的地方都没有。
这正符合刘军浩的心意,多余的油菜苗拔掉不但自家可以吃,还能喂鸡鸭。
中午炒了个嫩油菜下面条锅里,再做个莲菜炒肉,饭菜齐活。
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