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第三十七章 余震风波

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10分钟后,二傻的半导体里传出一阵乱音,一个男播音员沉厚的声音有些紧张地说:“全市市民注意,全市市民注意,本市刚刚发生里氏6.7级地震,震中在爻村,导致部分房屋倒塌,目前还没有人员伤亡消息,市政府已经在组织抗灾救险小组,请大家不要惊慌,下面播报地震时期注意事项和应急措施……”

我急忙跑进荆轲的屋里,打开音响,注意事项很言简意赅,包括在此期间应该准备的物品和地震中应该往哪躲,在此顺便做下知识普及,地震时藏身三个黄金地点:小厕所、桌子下、墙角,我的理解就是把自己当成猥亵男,你看人家刘邦就做得很好嘛。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

广播半小时后,全市很多莫名其妙的东西开始脱销,包括打火机(被埋进砖里可以照亮,还可以点烟解闷)、哨子(被埋进砖里可以吹着让人找到你)、小刀(不知道干什么用,难道是自断肢体?恐怖啊)、手电,卖馒头的门口排起了长队,然后是面包、饼干、方便面被抢购一空,很多人直切要害奔了粮食店。

秦始皇看着窗外慌张的人们,很不满地对我说:“都丝你干滴好四(事)!”我看包子不在,跳脚骂:“你现在知道爱民了,万里长城谁修的?”我突然灵机一动,当年所谓孟姜女哭倒长城,是不是她号啕的第一声时恰好碰上了地震?如果真是这样,我俩到是挺配的,只不过她名声比我好。

包子检查了一周,忧心忡忡地跟我说:“我和小楠的卧室墙上有条裂缝,米面还够吃一个礼拜,就怕菜不好买。”

我喊道:“羽哥,跟兄弟抢米、抢面、抢白菜去!”

刘邦忽然阴森森地说:“天灾人祸,凡有哄抬物价者杀无赦,这件事如果我办,我会杀一儆百安定民心——你说麻将馆什么时候才能开门呀?”

后来的事情证实了刘邦在综观全局上还是有点英明的,政府很快出台了严禁哄抬物价的相关政策,开始还屡禁不止,在查封了两家粮油店以后秩序开始恢复井然。而那些大型的超市像好又多、人人乐、家乐福这类连锁店基本上都有着应对类似事件的经验,价格压住没动,迎来几个购物高峰之后终于开始恢复正常。

在生活没有后顾之忧后,人们才开始担心以后的安全问题,广播上说了,地震之后余震的可能性虽然有,但不大可能超过第一次的强度,广播还告诉我们,比较好的保全措施就是睡在床下,有条件的家庭可以睡在厕所,不建议人们搭地震棚和去野外露宿。

这最后一条反而像是提醒了人们,野营的帐篷和睡袋开始脱销。公园和学校操场上顷刻间就被各式各样的帐篷挤满了。

这一次的地震对房屋的损害其实程度很轻微,只要不是这几年盖的,基本上都安然无恙的,但很多惊慌失措的人更愿意睡帐篷,他们中大多都是有钱人。这次事件的伤亡数据也出来了,一共死了14个人,大多都是爻村的农民,被倒塌的房屋当场砸死的有9个,有几个是被陆续砸进去的,与他们不同的是一个刚从2楼搬到18楼的哥们,中午正睡得迷迷糊糊的听见有人喊地震,想也没想扒着窗户就跳出去了……还有一个小意外,一个后生去纹身,本来是要纹一把剑,结果一地震,技师手一抖画了一长溜波浪线,这小伙子到是也能想得开,说:那你给我纹成金蛇剑吧。

除了公安局、自来水厂和电厂这类要害部门,学生和大部分的工厂都暂时放假了,今年我们市优秀教师没有限名额,凡在地震时没有只顾自己跑先打发学生逃生的老师包括教副科的有一个算一个全是优秀教师。

这是在金少炎走以后半个多月后的事,这小子命不错,不用担惊受怕两次。

现在安全问题也被我提上了日程,子曰:君子不立于危墙之下,让这帮人陪着我在开裂的房子里听天由命,连人家的意见也不征求就不太好了。当我问他们要不要搬出去住帐篷时,他们异口同声地问我:“你还放吗?”

我当时唯一的想法就是当着他们的面再放一个以证明我的清白,可这屁是一股气,不是你想放就放,你想它出声就出声的,硬憋住还不难,硬往出憋就很不容易了。我声嘶力竭地说:“地震真和我放屁没关系!”

几个男的面面相觑,秦始皇说:“歪(那)啧(这)四情(事情)就不要到处社(说)气(去)咧,你看把强子哈(吓)滴。”刘邦点头道:“嗯,就算我们几个以后最好也不要再提这个事了,我们就假装不知道。”项羽说:“放就放了,有什么好怕的?”

我放弃了要解释的念头,把一个啤酒瓶子倒立在窗台上,回头见荆二傻跃跃欲试的样子,叹了一口气,索性把瓶子也扔在一边,死就死吧,跟他们几个一起死我也认了。

这时刘老六的声音在楼下大声喊我,我一气儿跑出去,见刘老六居然骑着一辆彪牌电动车,一脚支地,嘴叼一根18块的兰州,我说:“嘿呀,发财了啊?”

刘老六眯着一只眼冲我点点头,把烟从嘴上拿下来,说:“还行,公园里都住满了,人们闲得无聊就找我算卦,这车是借一个卦友的,我来就是提醒你一下做好准备,那300岳家军再过3天就来,我得快回去,我那还排着队呢,再说我要再不回去这车的主人该报警了。”

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