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第四章 柔能克刚

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对于诗人我一向是敬而远之,人对自己永远不可能理解有一种发自本性的畏惧和排斥,而且诗人这种东西,本身就充满危险味道,你根本不知道他什么时候发起疯来就拿着斧子砍下别人和自己的脑壳,而且名曰:太爱你了。更多小说ltxsba.com

非著名网络写手张小花那句话说的多好啊:见了诗人给一板砖是最起码的社会公德。

好在李白性格比较疏狂,他的白头发一屡一屡披散在肩上,穿着白底蓝印的t恤,更像个画国画的,>:|+他和宋清坐在一起,听宋清给他启蒙,宋清告诉他,这世界上有种叫麦克风,只要支在嘴上,说出去的话就能声震千里,李白摸着下巴寻思说:“当年金殿之上要有这么个东西……”他这种发散性的思维到是很符合时下流行的yy风潮,实际当年他要有这么个东西献给李隆基的比他写几千首诗要对仕途有利的多。

大家都知道封建帝王有文武百官一说,那时候是文东武西位列两班站着,也就是说只有两排,这对空间节约就是一个挑战,因为站在队伍最后面的人离着皇上可就十万八千里了,而皇上说话向来是慢条斯理的,这就从客观上造成了很多人听不清楚他在说什么,你又不能对皇帝说“讹干”?“一可死抠死蜜”?更不能掰着前边人的膀子问:“圣上老丫白活什么呢?”“别穿内裤”,久而久之,这样的人不是被流放就是被杀头,以至于很多耳音不好的大臣叹生出“伴君如伴虎”的感慨来——这扯哪去了这是,怎么也没人拦着我点呢?

李白了解了麦克风的作用以后又用一句话把宋清问愣了:“为什么会这样呢?”

这种人最可恶了,得寸进尺,告诉他个事非要问个所以然,以为自己是loli,而且这种人还有一个毛病就是你不让他干什么他偏干什么,除了让他摸烙铁。可怜的宋清他怎么知道为什么呀,我都不知道他能知道么?

不过确实挺神奇的啊,一个筒里塞俩节电池,能把声音扩那么大,这是为什么呢?

荆二傻闻言凑了过来,神秘地说:“因为里面有小人……”

李白马上就明白了:“是他们帮着一起喊的……”

我索性再也不理他们,继续看比赛,经过武林世家那么一闹,曾经沧海难为水的观众们对别的节目根本看不在心上,而那些表演队也属实乏善可陈,我们看得意兴索然,好消息是林冲说照这样下去光凭半段表演也稳拿第一了。

观众们没有了乐子,很自然地把目光都集中到我们那面校旗上,他们也分成了三大派,第一派认为那上面画的是一朵向日葵和两个三角板,虽然他们不明白为什么会有三角板,但对向日葵一说他们非常笃定,此派人大多没什么想象力,以行政人员居多;第二派认为那是蜡笔小新,他们也由此推断,我们的学校其实是一家类似幼儿园的幼儿兴趣小组,持有这种想法的人一般比较天真,各种职业者都有;第三派是主流派,他们认为:我们的校旗挂到那么高的地方还被乱写乱画成那样,大会组委应该负责……

在所有人都在无聊的时候,主持人走上舞台报幕:“下面一个节目,由新月女子保镖学校表演。”

离舞台最近那支队伍的领队不满道:“她们怎么不排队呢?”

这时从对面的贵宾席跑出一长队美少女来,都着小短裙,半袖衫,一阵阵香风掠过,不消片刻便来到舞台下,领头的不是眯眯眼,不过也是一个漂亮的女孩儿,她冲抱怨的那人嫣然一笑,柔声说:“对不起呀,通知我们的时候我们就已经做准备了,但是换衣服耽误了太多时间……要不你们先上?”

那人几乎被姑娘们的小白胳膊小白腿晃花了眼,他挠挠头,不好意思地嘿嘿道:“哪能让你们在外面晒着呢,我们等会没关系。”说着还回头问同伴们,“你们说是不是?”他的同伴们却都已经眯起眼睛,嘴角挂上了高深莫测的笑,在专注地挑选自己喜欢的类型,见领队问话,忙纷纷点头。

那女孩们温柔地笑笑,这才带这队伍慢慢走上舞台。今天i比较活泼俏丽,但台下的人连一个起哄的也没有,人们都知道这些女孩子们可不简单,昨天被那女领队一敲打,今天都乖乖的,而且更重要的是想看看她们还能拿出什么本事来。

我一边好奇一边纳闷,她们穿成这个样子,岂不是连跟头也翻不了,而且眯眯眼不上,谁来劈砖头呢?

十几个姑娘站好以后,音乐一起,就那么慢腾腾打起拳来,我看了半天,慢腾腾还是慢腾腾,丝毫没有奇处,我拉了拉林冲的袖子问:“这套拳法里也暗含杀着了?”

林冲摇头道:“我也看不懂她们想干什么,这是一套普通的太祖长拳而已。”

吴用忽然插口:“太祖长拳是少林拳法。”

我往老和尚那一看,果见这老头眉开眼笑的,连眉毛里的沙子也顾不上抖了。

女孩子们抡了会拳,又从台下助手那里接过剑画圈圈,一见圈圈,我下意识望向那老道,老道把帽子拿在手里拍着,乐呵呵的,那表情很是飘渺,很是飘渺呀。

我脱口道:“太极剑!”这次该林冲好奇了:“太极剑是什么东西?”

我随口说:“是一种无招胜有招的剑法,看过以后谁忘得最快谁厉害。”

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