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第八十六章 史上第一混乱的晚餐(下)

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二傻啃着鸡爪子,忽然毫无来由地说了一句:“水火不相容。”

我们一桌人都倒吸一口冷气。一个傻子冷丁来这么一句。显得很有禅机的样子,让本来就局促的气氛顿时紧张起来——我想这句话应该是当年太子丹教给他的。

包子在桌子上划拉了一会。失笑道:“还真是!不过你这三个水可比你哥哥地两个火厉害多了。”

项羽笑道:“本来是这样,但中间加一个少字,意思不就反过来了吗?”

幸好包子才没兴趣在这个问题上纠缠,她问金少炎:“你哥哥在国外挺好的吧,我们大家都想他呢。”

金少炎勉强笑道:“挺好……”

包子托着下巴看着金少炎说:“你们兄弟不会真的因为财产闹翻了吧?”

“没有地事,怎么会呢?”

“就是,亲兄弟没有隔夜仇,再说你们家的钱100人也够花几辈子地了,争什么争?你给他打个电话吧,正好我们也跟他聊聊。”

……

这个要求一提出来,所有人都目瞪口呆,现在出现了一个更好玩的局面就是:现在终于有了一个不知道金少炎是金少炎地人。

金少炎愣了半天没动静,包子奇怪地问:“你不会连他地号也不知道吧?要么你的电话不能打国际长途?”

显然这两个理由都说不通。

现在态势很明朗了,那就是这个电话必须打。包子不喜欢“金少”,并不是因为他说话绷着,最大地原因还是因为我当初一句随口的瞎话给金少炎编造出一个兄弟来,在包子印象里,金少炎和蔼可亲,但他这个“兄弟”却一直在虎视眈眈地要置他于死地,要是不打这个电话顶如把这事坐实了……依着包子爱憎分明的性格,当场翻脸也不是没有可能。

金少炎拖拖拉拉地掏出电话,求助地看了我们一眼,见没有回应,只好拨号,然后他把电话放在耳朵边上听着,我想他现在最好能真的给国外的朋友打一个,说几句外语应应景。说不定就能把包子糊弄过去。

只听金少炎道:“喂?”

除了包子之外,一桌人全把菜吃到了鼻子里:喂?这是跟谁呀?

金少炎象模象样地说:“哥,是我呀,你猜我跟谁在一起呢?……呵呵,不是,我跟你以前的朋友们吃饭呢——”

我们都暗挑大指:不愧是影视公司的总裁,真像!

然后我就见金少炎眼睛里闪过一丝狡诈的光:“哦,你要跟他们说话呀?”

我们一起晕,这小子。这招移祸江东太狠了!

金少炎把电话递给李师师:“他说要先跟你说话。”

包子笑呵呵地说:“金少炎这小子真是重色轻友呀。”

李师师只能满脸茫然地接过电话,她现在必须得把戏演下去,因为金少炎是为了配合她才这么做的。

李师师把电话拿起来,轻声道:“喂,你好吗?在外面要保重……”虽然只有几句话,但带着无限地惆怅,连金少炎也耸然动容。好象真的有人要跟他抢李师师似的李师师不再说话,长时间地静静听着,好象对面真的有人在跟他倾诉似的。过了一会,她把电话向我递来:“表哥……”

我心说终于轮到我了,我调整了一下表情。刚接过电话就大声笑说:“哈哈哈,泡到洋妞没?”里面一个年轻的小伙子抓狂地说:“这里是国美电器客服部,250为您服务。请您说明情况……”

我故意大声道:“你不是还惦记我表妹呢吧?”

小伙子:“……你表妹是谁呀?”

我哈哈笑道:“你们那边天已经亮了?我们这边还没黑呢!”

小伙子已经完全不再用那种机械的口气说话,他大概是把电话递给了旁边的人。新奇地说:“诶诶你听,这傻b是不

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