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第一百三十二章 编钟

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对于此,我只能抱以满头黑线,刚有游戏机那会光听说过孩子磨着大人替自己写作业贪玩的,由此还引发了争论,说什么那代人是垮掉的一代,还借题发挥给起了个很好听的名字:小皇帝。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

没想到今天见着老皇帝欺负小皇帝了,你说小孩被这么压迫上他长大以后能不残暴吗?其实据我观察小胡亥还是个不错的孩子,虽然有点愣头愣脑吧,天性还是纯良的。

小家伙被挤个四脚朝天,拍打着地面哭叫起来,胖子幸灾乐祸地看了自己儿子一眼,继续打游戏……

我好不容易才从石化中解脱出来,小声跟秦始皇道:“嬴哥,孩子不是这么教育的。”

包子把小胡亥从地上捞起来,看着他眼泪巴叉的样子,顿时母性泛滥:“呀,这小孩咋这么好玩——”

再次无语,我就没看出来这孩子鼻涕嘛擦的有哪好玩。

包子抱着胡亥呵斥胖子道:“你就不能跟他一块玩吗?”

在我们两口子的声讨下,嬴胖子这才不情愿地让出巴掌大一块地方给小胡亥坐下,把二号机塞在他手里,又大声威胁道:“死完咧包(不要)借饿滴人奥——”

晚上,秦始皇为我们安排了盛大的晚宴,毕竟我和包子现在是公众人物,我们两口子兼着三个王,一个大司马,虽然是玩票性质,可官运之隆,只怕从秦朝以来到2008年都是绝无仅有的,出于对秦始皇的敬畏,群臣没有就包子担任大司马的事情发表异议,这就是暴君声名在外的好处,当老大的说什么你们只要服从就是了,不用发表意见。这样从另一个层面上也可以让底下的人劲往一处使,缺点是水能载舟亦能覆舟,能处理好独断专行和从谏如流就是一个好皇帝,太左太右都不行,胖子现在这个皇帝当得可谓是左右逢源风生水起,所以他才能一边发动对外战争一边大修面子工程还能无聊得跟儿子抢游戏机。

就是曾想把自己贴饼子闺女嫁给我的李叉叉大人一见包子就大惊失色,跟旁边的王叉叉大人小声说:“我早年曾丢过一个姑娘,那相貌跟咱们地大司马真是像啊……”

席间,秦始皇指出。统一六国之战是势在必行的,一切抵抗军都是纸老虎,但是。全国人民也必须认识到这一战争的残酷性和持久性,不冒进不悲观,稳扎稳打,争取在两个五年计划内完成这一千秋大业。胖子强调,万里长城和地下皇陵也都是造福子孙后代的万年基业,各部门切不可顾此失彼,要三手都要抓,三手都要硬……

讲话完毕后,皇上慷慨地赐给群臣今晚的宫廷大菜——西红柿鸡蛋面,君臣之间其乐融融,李斯还叫进来十几个敲编钟的,为我们演奏了他谱曲的《死了都要爱》编钟版打击乐曲。

等这顿饭终于曲终人散后,包子“噌”一下从小几前蹦了起来。揉着腿叫道:“好好坐着不行吗,干吗老跪着谁受得了啊。”

我幸灾乐祸道:“这样不得痔疮。”反正我一直是盘腿坐着的。

回到住所后,蒙毅特地又来串了个门,他哥已经带着部队打六国去了,蒙毅现在是上卿。具体负责法律这块,好象挺忙的,他说王贲要是知道我来了肯定得一起过来,不过他现在也带着兵打燕国去了。在萧公馆住了一晚上,第二天我一早就被一阵极其难听地噪音吵醒了。起来一看。见包子站在院子里一排编钟前,整了个小槌儿正敲呢。我蹬上裤子跳到当场,气愤道:“还让不让人睡觉了?”

包子一见我就兴奋道:“诶你说我们的儿子以后搞器乐怎么样?听说婴儿在母亲肚子里就能接受熏陶,我以后每天敲半个小时。”

我仰天打个哈哈:“算了吧,有个能把编钟敲这么难听的妈,贝多芬地坯子生下来也最多只能敲架子鼓了。”

包子道:“真的很难听吗,我觉得我还是能敲出多来米的。”她左右看看,见佣人们都靠墙贴边走,看她的眼神里充满敬畏,不好判断自己地水准,忽然一眼看见坐在台阶上的荆轲了,二傻低头微眯着双眼,脸上带着平和的笑意,用小草棍儿在地上划拉着。包子振奋道:“看见没,有一个死粉还是支持我的。”

我哼了一声:“也就轲子那样的才能受得了你的折磨。”

包子说:“咱们这几天还去哪玩呀,我发现这秦朝除了空气好点以外也挺无聊的,我想跟蒙毅商量商量,等我生完孩子就跟他哥打仗去。”

“……你少添乱吧,无聊了也得等我办完鸿门宴再说,对了,明天我就得回羽哥那了,你是跟着去呢还是就在这待着?”

包子道:“我不去,又是吃饭,你办完事回来接我。”

“那说好了啊,接上你也只能先回家,育才那还一摊子事儿呢。”

包子撇嘴道:“那你不用回来了,等你办完育才的事过个十天半个月再来接我,我好好研究研究编钟,这东西在咱们那不好买吧,再说肯定贼贵,一架钢琴还好几万呢。”

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