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第一百四十二章 三英战吕布

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吕布被人叫三姓家奴的事我也略有耳闻,只不过后来才知道这是张飞的原创——想不到黑大个儿骂人这么阴损。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

因为吕布最先是丁原的义子,后被董卓收买杀丁原又认董卓为父,加上他的本姓,正好是三姓,别说他就是一个反复无常的小人,就算再有苦衷这也是一件非常丢人的事,配上“三姓家奴”这个外号,直戳人脊梁骨,你叫吕布怎么能不疯狂?

不过从两军阵前和吕布的反应来看,罗成应该才是第一个这么叫他的人,这也不足为怪,骂人也是需要心情的,就比如有人借你20块钱不还,这虽是件小事,可你气不过,于是挖空心思地想出几句促狭话来损这小子,一般这样的心态下比较容易出经典,为人们所广为流传,张飞上回在虎牢关前和刘关同战吕布就属于这样的情况,“三姓家奴”一词实是神来之笔;可是这次还不等他有闲情逸致来挖苦吕布刘备就已经被抓了,所以这句话反而是罗成给吕布用了……

罗成引吕布下关,抱拳对关张说:“两位哥哥且回,看我戏耍三姓家奴。”

张飞撇嘴道:“小白脸,可别说大话。”

关羽拉了他一下,跟罗成抱个拳道:“罗兄弟小心。”他看出罗成傲气冲天,又不知他底细,于是拽着张飞回归本队。

罗成绰着枪悠闲地望着城门,一通鼓响吕布面色铁青手挽方天画戟快马冲出城来,我们一看都乐:这小子气得头发都跟弹簧似的一圈一圈绷在头上。

关二哥却看着吕布的坐骑呆呆道:“那是我的赤兔……”

我说:“那你叫它一声,说不定它还认得你。”我知道马这种动物灵性十足,像项羽骑的瘸腿兔子就认了项羽三辈子。

关羽摇头道:“强求无益,随它选择吧。”

吕布被罗成骂了一声三姓家奴,几乎气炸心肝肺,也不多说。大戟指着罗成道:“你是何人,报名受死!”

罗成道:“我乃隋唐第七条好汉罗成。”

两军士兵及将领忙纷纷议论:“第七条了第七条了,不知道第一条来没来。”

罗成一报完名吕布大戟已经兜头盖了下来。罗成举枪一架,看样子颇为吃力,但随后抖手就是一排枪影子扎了回去,吕布轻描淡写地闪开,冷笑道:“什么十八条好汉,我看也不过如此。”

吕布这句话大概也戳中了罗成的痛处,罗成虽然在十八强里只排第七,但败绩很少,反正比排第二的宇文成都是少多了。宇文成都被李元霸狠揍那就不说了,被排名第三的裴元庆也是见一次打一次,而且罗成单以枪论,除了隐藏级boss他同父异母地哥哥罗春以外谁也不能跟他相提并论,加上小伙子家世显赫相貌英俊——我就不明白相貌英俊有什么好牛的,那玩意能当饭吃吗……哦能,能吃软饭。s所以罗成目中无人惯了,今天遇见一个比他更自大的,一句话连十八条都带进去了,罗成自觉在秦琼和单雄信前颜面无光,加上又在关羽张飞那夸下了海口,一心求胜地他奋起十二分精神,大枪像出水的怪龙一样盘绞咬扎,吕布恨他出口阴损,方天画戟也步步不让地攻了过来。

这二人,一个是下山的猛虎。另一个……另一个是另一头下山的猛虎,在场上你来我往地互戳起来,我们就坐山观虎斗,两军将士看得头晕目眩,其时赵云还未出世,能用枪跟吕布叫板的也就只有罗成一人,那边打了个飞沙走石,这边人们好奇心更强了,他们听秦琼等人口口声声说十八条好汉,这才出来三条就已经搅得风云突变的。不知另外的十五条来没来,目光不禁都朝我们这边扫来,更有不少人揣测我就是这十八人里的主将,我面带高深微笑,把装着板砖的包拿在手里微微摇着——反正现在诸葛亮也没出世。咱可以先找找感觉。再说我虽然不跟十八条好汉一个序列,但也是梁山地一百零九哥。绝不含糊!

这边,铁枪跟方天画戟的战斗也很快到了30合,枪这种东西,其实就是棍子上多个尖儿,虽然也有刃,但主要讲的是刺和挑,所以出手就容易快,而方天画戟更像是枪、战斧、大刀的结合体,砍扎捅都可以使,对武将的综合素质有更高的要求,所以自古使戟的将领没有太弱地,吕布用戟的特点更加明显,集中体现了枪的快和刀的狠,不但在速度上不输罗成,而且力量也足,罗成占不到便宜,50合一过明显落了下风,两腮通红呼吸急促,已经在勉力支应了,秦琼见状叫道:“吕布厉害,表弟速回。”

罗成本来是憋着劲上的,这时听表哥让他退下,又羞又恼,再次鼓起精神挥舞长枪向吕布扎去,秦琼再怎么喊也充耳不闻了。

吕布跟罗成打了一会便知这年轻人不是自己对手,这时以单手持戟好整以暇地撩拨开罗成的攻势,笑眯眯道:“小白脸,你不是挺狂的吗,怎么这么快就没力气了,是不是在你娘怀里奶没吃够啊?”

虎牢关上的守军和吕布带出关的人马闻言都轰一声笑了起来——我觉得不可乐呀,他们笑点太低了。

秦琼忧心忡忡道:“坏了,表弟非玩命不可。”

果然,罗成好端端的一个小白脸此刻硬是学起了张飞,哇哇大叫着缠住吕布不放,自他出道以来还没有吃过这样地亏,那时的大将讲究输阵不输脸,像吕布这样拼命挖苦人的也不厚道,不过也活该,谁让他骂人家是三姓家奴呢——加上二胖现在的姓氏,那就是四姓了。

吕布嘴上说着风凉话,眼里可没放过观察情况,罗成虽然不是他对手,可他要想一招得手也不是那么容易,又是几个回合一过。心浮气躁的罗成左肩漏洞大开,吕布绰戟刺到,罗成慌乱一架。却只荡开了来势,吕布手一拧,方天画戟收回来的时候在罗成的头发边“噌”的一下划开了罗成的发束,刚才利落地长发都披散下来,小罗状极狼狈。

秦琼一看,再也顾不得其它,催马挺枪上前要抢救罗成,与此同时跟他一起冲出去地还有单雄信,有矛盾归有矛盾。毕竟是当年一起结义的兄弟,在生死关头单雄信这个大哥还是很疼这个小幺弟地,秦琼无暇多说,坐在马背上微微冲单雄信点了点头,单雄信眼神不看他,嘴上道:“你左我右,接下罗成。”

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