第一百八十五章 吕后
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暂时作别了项羽和花木兰等人,我随5万楚军进入兵道,不多时就又回到了垓下旧地,黑虎整列队伍,我爬上一片高地喊道:“兄弟们,咱这就散了吧,回去以后好好过日子,到家跟当地政府报个到,都按退伍军人待遇安顿。更多小说ltxsba.com”一干将士一边痛别项羽,一边毕竟是思家心切,轰然答应了一声便各自上路,他们也算碰上好时候了,要不是没办法谁愿意每天刀头舔血的?我相信邦子完全有能力让他们过上正常人的生活。
我一个人往前溜达了不大一会,就进入了刘邦现在的临时行宫,皇帐之外,有两个特别眼熟的兵丁在那站岗,他俩看见是我,对视了一眼,表情复杂地朝我走来,我赶紧轻车熟路地把身上的东西都掏出来准备交给他们检查——上次我闯进去拿酒壶把刘邦砸倒事发之后他们居然没受处分,可见刘邦对下还是很宽厚的。
没想到这俩人离着我还有十来步就赶忙跪倒,必恭必敬道:“参见并肩王。”
我一愣,马上想到这大概是刘邦当了皇帝他当年封我的并肩王也兑现了,话说加在我身上的官衔可不老少,有时候都能弄混了,齐王魏王太师宰相的,不过要说起来还就是这个并肩王最有实权,刘邦当时在火锅旁亲口御封,百舍之内见我如见汉王,一舍30里百舍就是3000里呀,也就仗着中国地大物博,要是在棒子国这3000里一封就没正主什么事了。
这时张良从旁边转出来。见了我亲热道:“亲家!你来啦?”
要不张良能起山呢,识时务啊,见老大对我青眼有加,萧将军也不喊了,套了瓷再说,我对他也没有恶感,就势借坡下驴拉着他的手亲热道:“我儿媳妇挺好的吧?”
张良挠头道:“你儿媳妇……哦,你是说犬女呀,挺好挺好。”
我跟他套近乎可也不是全是虚情假意地,万一包子真生个儿子呢。性别栏里只要一填了“男”,那就光荣地加入到了中国的6000万光棍行列,当爹的能不未雨绸缪吗?女大三抱金砖不说,起码是高干子女,有这老丈人,我儿子吃不了亏。
说着话我就要往里走,张良犹豫道:“亲家,我看你还是一会再进去,皇上正在歇息……”
里面传来懒懒的声音:“是小强吗,让他进来吧。”
张良顿时对我再次刮目相看。羡慕道:“亲家得上之恩遇真是一时无双,皇上从不在休息的时候接见大臣的。”
我冲他微微一笑,走进临时寝宫,刘邦好象是刚睡醒不久。眼屎堆积,穿了一身黑色的睡衣无精打采地坐在一个墩上,难怪他不肯这会接见大臣,那副尊容实在是有欠恭维,估计谁见了都得暗叹择主无方。
刘邦见我一个人。指了指身边一个墩让我坐下,倒了杯水吸溜着说:“项大个儿还是不肯来见我?”
我摆手道:“别提了,他说欠你人情,永不踏入汉地一步。”
刘邦鄙夷道:“德行吧,不就是打了败仗脸上挂不住吗?我打败仗那会怎么见他来着?”
我说:“人和人能比吗?他就喜欢用那个视死如归的,你手下全是钻人裤裆捡人破鞋的,这是性格决定命运。”
刘邦气愤道:“都是兄弟,我怎么感觉你老帮他说话呢?”
我说:“废话,我们是一家人。你要把重重重……孙女嫁给我我也帮你说话。”
刘邦道:“孙女没有,闺女倒是有俩,最大那个12岁了,有时间领你看看去?”
“……算了吧,犯法!”
刘邦不以为然地啧了一声道:“在这个地界,咱哥俩就是王法!”
我笑道:“为了跟大个儿扯平你是真下血本啊。可是不行啊。你也见了,包子她爹都是项羽孙子。你把闺女嫁给我大不了跟老会计是平辈,那可就陷瓷实了!”
刘邦道:“我就是试试你,你要真敢要我给你告包子去!”
这什么人性!
我们正在说笑,一个娇臃又有几分磁性的女人声音从内室传出:“皇上,今天这么早就起来了?”随着话音,一个女人从里面踱了出来,双手正在盘弄乌黑地发髻,萝衫半解,柔媚不可言物,她没想到外头还有人,走出来见我正坐在刘邦对面不禁小吃了一惊,顾不上头发急忙下意识地掩好胸口,神色间也有微嗔之意。
我一见这个女人不禁也呆了一呆,你看咱小强毕竟也是阅人无数的主儿,见过的美女可谓形形色色,李师师那样的极品小妞不说,风格迥异的少女熟妇也打过交道,扈三娘的泼辣、倪思雨的娇憨、秀秀的清丽、花木兰的英姿,可跟这个女人一比,全都少了几分“媚”力,这娘们那叫一个伏波起伏,浪劲十足,虞姬虽然称得上女人中的典范,相较之下却又不及她风韵致然,就算李师师那种出身,跟这个女人放在一起也是宫装美女和春宫美女地区别……
此时此景中我们两个互相一打眼,都是无语片刻,顿了一顿我这才赶忙站起,尴尬道:“哟……这是嫂子吧?”
那女人看样子本来就要发作,可是忽然想到能入室相见的,必非常人,眼角一舒,对我微微颔首,总算没有让彼此太难堪,可见此女颇有城府,她随即把衣衫理好,她虽然身材火辣,但表情步态都恢复正常之后便带了一股冷飕飕的味道,淡淡道:“皇上不是从不在内室会客的么?”
刘邦大大咧咧地一指我介绍道:“这就是小强,不是外人。”随即跟我说。“你叫嫂子是没错,不过一般人都喊她皇后娘娘。”这贵妇果然是刘邦地正室吕后。
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