第二百零五章 不该
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我敢保证，没有比哇一声能带给站在产房外的父亲更震撼的声音了，我腿一软，再次坐倒在地，这回是再怎么也挣不起来了，产房里杂七杂八的声音道：“生了生了，终于生了！”二傻正带着一帮人准备喊三呢，愣给憋回来了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
一个婆子飞跑而出，兴奋道：“恭喜齐王，母子平安……”
二傻打断她道：“别说性别，让我猜猜是男是女。”傻子手抚下巴看了一会天，笃定道：“女的！”
项羽道：“嗯？听这声音应该是男孩。”
李师师咯咯笑道：“我看是个女孩子。”
项羽回头问我：“小强，你说呢？”
我鄙夷地看了他们一眼道：“人家不是说了么，母子平安！”
众人大惭，项羽呵呵而笑：“是我们欢喜得狠了，在这个关头还是小强这个当爹的心细呀。”我见他一副以后打算含饴弄孙的德行，提前警告他道：“不许说是你们项家有后啊，儿子跟我姓。”项羽哼了一声，过去揽住虞姬的肩头道：“咱自己生。”
刘邦看看我，问：“你怎么还不去看看你儿子？”
我冲他一伸手：“你敢拉我一把不？”跟在后面，婆子和侍女端着盆鱼贯而出，屋里只剩下吕后怀里抱着孩子，她冲我一笑道：“恭喜了，是个大胖小子。”
我郑重地接过来，小家伙秃头无眉，满脸褶皱，像要跟谁拼命似的愤怒大哭，一边还被胎液呛得咳嗽几声，手脚还上下乱动，身体粉红，我故意咋呼道：“咋这丑呢！”
吕后边擦手边说：“小孩子生出来都是这样的。看这孩子的大眼睛，长大以后八成是俊俏后生。”说着把验明正身的儿子用布裹起来。
李师师怜爱地接到自己怀里，用手绢轻轻擦着小东西的脸，欣喜道：“小家伙精神可真好。”
项羽抱过来微微一掂，道：“嗬，这家伙足有八斤！”刘邦抱过也掂一下，附和道：“得有得有！”
趁这个工夫我看了看包子。看来生孩子真是体力活，包子躺在那一个劲眨巴眼睛，却连说话的力气也没有了，我伸手摸了摸她的脸颊，问她：“想吃啥？”当着这么多人的面，这实在已经是我能想出的最肉麻地话了。
包子快如闪电地一口咬在我手上，紧接着痛入骨髓，开始我还以为她是出力太多饿昏了把我手当猪肘子了，等看见她眼睛里忿忿和顽皮的神色以后才明白她这是在报复我，我手如火烤。又不好意思叫，只得尽量压稳口吻说：“我刚才去完厕所没洗手。”
包子吐掉我手，眼睛往身下望去，道：“我儿子呢，给我也看看吧——”
这会孩子正在秦始皇怀里，胖子的身体冬暖夏凉的，我儿子待得舒服了，停止了哭声。把眼睛眯缝起来打量了一下秦始皇，然后好象还满意地点了点头，意示嘉许，众人无不失笑。都道：“这小子架子可够大的。”
二傻张开双臂道：“给我玩玩。”
嬴胖子扭身道：“不给，挂皮！”
包子捶床道：“胖子，给我拿来！”众人均寒……
秦始皇见这孩子的本主说话了，赶紧乖乖送到包子眼前，我把孩子放在她枕头边上，包子侧过脸，爱怜横溢地看着他，这时小家伙也张开了眼睛，那么漆黑无邪地盯着包子看。包子用一根指头摸了摸他柔软的下巴，小东西就呵呵笑了起来，众人无不被萌，刘邦道：“小强，这孩子该起名字了吧？”
项羽用那种老辈人地口气沉声道：“是啊——”我转头瞪他，项羽摊手道，“姓萧也得起名字吧？”
秦始皇挥手道：“还起撒（啥）么。就叫萧情（秦）生！”
刘邦不满道：“为什么不叫萧汉生？”
秦始皇毫不迟疑顶回去道：“因为不丝（是）在汉朝生滴！”
刘邦辩驳道：“这不对呀。大家都哥们，不能因为在你家生就由着你来。我还把我媳妇搞来帮忙了呢。”
吕后斥道：“去，出去争去，让包子好好休息！”
众人急忙噤声往出走，只不过秦始皇还是低低地道：“萧情（秦）生！”
刘邦：“萧汉生！”……
我和包子相对一笑，吕后道：“小强也出去，孩子由我照看着。”
……我只好也背着手幽幽地出来，院子里，孩子名字的争论范围又加大了，项羽高声道：“要这么说，没我还没包子呢，就叫萧楚生！”
二傻悠悠道：“这个不好。”
项羽怒道：“怎么了？”
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