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郭德纲说了,你要舍得死我就舍得埋。于是签!

说实在的签名这东西我也搞过几次,哪一次签完我都有赶紧打个车就逃的冲动——哪怕‘花’100块呢。我那个字丑得是很消魂的!

好在这回“张小”两个字写的还算顺利,我刚一放松戒惧,“‘花’”字就少了一竖,我面红耳赤地赶紧补上‘交’给经理,就差掩面而逃了——这位老哥是个很厚道的人,接待这几天尽心尽力,现在我都觉得对不起他。我以后要把字练好,一定高价把以前签的那几张都赎回来重写。

会开完猫腻却刚下飞机,他到了宾馆的时候我正在2冰那屋玩,于是伙同苍天白鹤断桥残雪等大神去看望猫腻。

猫腻是个胖子……

猫胖见这么多人来做客,心觉欣慰,众人寒暄已毕,猫胖忽指我道:这位是谁?

我郁闷,我憋屈,我一把一把薅头发呀——这些人可都是我带来的!

随后猫腻大笑:这就是张小‘花’啊,跟想象中的完全不一样!

哎,吃饭去吧,一路上赶奔餐厅的大神巨神巨大神络绎不绝,我忽发感慨:要是把这炸了我张小‘花’说不定就到了上位那一天了。

谁知这话头一起,2冰,猫胖,白鹤等人顿时大感兴趣,最后简直已经在商量细节问题了,我忿忿地想:胖子都腹黑!

晚饭是自助料理,同席者烽火方想二正太,猫胖,2冰胖,2蛇不胖。

2冰举着那个足有24寸的盘子进进出出几次,报销了无数食物,最后把盘子放在桌上,盯着它依依不舍道:算了,不吃了,我最近减‘肥’……

2蛇作风YD,把人家摆的雕‘花’大黄瓜一举拿来,绕手吞食……

对面三人聊的倒是很哈屁,从机甲到二狗再到庆余年,其间我们合众对烽火的屡次TJ行为进行了一次深入灵魂的鞭挞,烽火表示了一定的悔意,然后我们一起问他:二狗啥时候TJ啊?

饭后众神坐大巴看马戏表演,很好很强大,很美很刺‘激’。

晚上9点多回到宾馆,还是我们这拨人,去吃夜宵,来到一处烧烤,叫上烤‘肉’啤酒,边吃边聊,开始就一张小桌,人无非是白天那几个加上三江的费立国老大,314老大,罗霸道,下流挥,断桥等人,可是吃着吃着人气就慢慢起来了,先后来了更俗、不乐无语、七十二编、布老虎吃人偕同虎嫂等等,从一张桌吃成两张,两张到三张,最后那桌拼成了一个大大的“7”字,曲里拐弯占地辽阔,啤酒也不知喝了多少,最后天蚕土豆姗姗来迟,被众人逮住一通欺负,末了落了个买单的下场。

宾馆里一间房安排的是两个人,我们喝完酒回去我屋里那位也到了,此人童颜,身穿很风‘骚’的睡衣在客厅里逛‘荡’,我回去以后他倒是很直接的就介绍自己说:我是烂尾鲸……

烂尾鲸,哺‘乳’类,多年生草本植物……呃,其实就是‘射’吞,呃,蛇吞‘精’,呃,蛇吞鲸啦。他就是我的同‘床’,呃,同房室友,其后的几天里我们……没发生任何逾越友谊的事情。

我见他来了,开玩笑地说:你要今晚不来,我还准备叫个姑娘呢。

他不开玩笑地说:我也是这么想的。

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码新书无聊之余写个小游记供大家一乐,文中九成是真的,剩下一成也是真的。

本文只写了14号一天的情况,其它的不赘述,当然,很多大神的神迹将永远封存在我脑海里,直到永远……

年会补充:

1,在开会期间,4组编辑某瓜竟然在工作之余发短信给身在桂林的几位相熟的大神,要他们借机之便拍摄小‘花’果照,其行为令人发指——这事难道就不能直接找我吗?

2,爆个料,那晚喝酒我把高楼大厦和七十二编给‘弄’‘混’了……因为高楼大厦一点也不高楼大厦,七十二编倒是很高楼大厦,于是其后几天里一直喊七十二编为“楼哥”,“楼哥”很厚道,爬瀑布还帮我拿手机来着,而且最后也没生气,他要暴走的话,我肯定打不过他。

3,漓江看水,甲板上照相时才得知自己有幸被‘女’频MM大神们评为继月关猫腻之后第三位‘妇’‘女’之友,不胜荣幸兼备心有戚戚……

4,不乐鹅考等人,酷爱利用一切闲暇时间‘交’流扑克的几种打法及相关技术讨论,从不乐买那一大堆纪念品特产看,他很可能是赢了!

5,去溶‘洞’路上开轨道小火车,二人一组,我和疯狂骷髅一辆车,然后他义无返顾地把车开坏了,导致我们那辆车只能被后面的人顶着ju‘花’走了一路。

6,遇龙河上,我和烽火一条筏子,别人都买了水枪,惟独我们没买,只能一路赔笑到底。此一役,龙子湿身,三少枪坏。

7,从桂林回京,同行者夹子、宝爷、易哥、三少、番茄、血红、辰东,登机时‘迷’人的空姐对三少笑了没对我笑,究其原因估计是因为三少身高1米9把我挡住了,要不也不可能这样,毕竟我现在是‘妇’‘女’之友。下飞机后,辰东诚邀我去他家,因为第二天飞机太早谢绝了,在此再次表示感谢。

8,我们那辆车上的‘女’导游真的很漂亮!!!

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关于新书,其实也不怎么真是四个主角,不管顺不顺利,7月底肯定是要发布的,之所以拖这么久,是因为小‘花’想存稿……

为什么会从那么快乐的事情谈到存稿这种东西呢?看来本文只能以悲剧结尾了。

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