第五百四十一章 蟠桃会
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孙悟空堵着南天门摆擂,打不过他的神仙就不让参加蟠桃会,这么严重的事情,守卫南天门的天将不敢擅专,只能急忙禀报玉帝和王母娘娘。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com王母一听就努力,立即吩咐道:“嫦娥仙子和她的徒弟月华仙子来了没有?若是来了,请她们过来一趟。”
简明月的本体确实跟嫦娥早就到了,因为在蟠桃会上,嫦娥会献舞一曲,所以要早些过来做准备。接到王母的宣召后,两人一起来到后-宫,拜见王母娘娘。王母娘娘也不客气,直接向简明月质问道:“齐天大圣孙悟空在南天门外,阻挡其他人参加蟠桃盛会,你可知道?”
简明月痛快的点头道:“是,我知道。”
王母娘娘一拍桌案道:“你既然知道,为何不阻止他?你可是答应过的,若孙悟空犯了什么事,你愿同罪,现在你还有何话说?”
简明月道:“王母容禀,孙悟空在南天门外,并不是阻挡所有人参加蟠桃盛会,而是在为蟠桃盛会过滤不必要的闲人。他的原话是,能打得过他的人,才有资格参加蟠桃会,若是连他这个没接到请柬的人都打不过,肯定也没资格参加,还是不要浪费王母娘娘苦心栽培出来的蟠桃了。”
听简明月这么说,王母娘娘要是还不明白孙悟空为什么捣乱,她就成智障了。她立即脸色一沉,问身边一个总管模样的仙人道:“你是怎么办事的?齐天大圣为什么没收到请柬?”
那人立即跪倒请罪道:“王母娘娘恕罪,小神是按照往年的惯例发放的请柬,因为齐天大圣的职衔有些特殊,小神一时疏忽,这才酿成大错。小神这就去给齐天大圣补发一张,请王母恕罪!”
王母娘娘冷哼道:“你犯下如此大错,还想让我饶恕你?你想得美!念在还需要你打理蟠桃会的杂务,暂且给你记上一笔,等蟠桃会结束后,自己去领三十鞭子,记住了吗?”
那人连忙谢恩退下,王母娘娘这才又对简明月道:“这事是我手下人的疏忽,怪不得齐天大圣。现在我已给他补发了请柬,让他收了擂台吧。”
简明月点头道:“是,谨遵王母娘娘懿旨。”
本体这边答应了,分身那边也立即知道了,只是孙悟空此时正和真武大帝打的火星四射,根本停不下来,简明月也只好等他们打完再说。而打斗的两人因为打的太过激烈,闹出了不小的动静,不但让后来的神仙只能远远的驻足观望,南天门里也有不少神仙被吸引过来,围观这场热闹。
真武大帝虽然号称大帝,传说是北方之神,是太上老君的化身,还曾是伏羲。但在西游副本中,他在天庭的封号仅仅是荡魔天尊,只有下界的百姓才称他为真武大帝。不过天庭也没追究他擅加封号的事,说明他的实力还是非常被认可的。同时他既然被封为荡魔天尊,就负有清理下界为祸一方的妖魔的重任,能担负起这样的重任,同样也能证明他的实力非凡。
等漫天神佛都到齐后,蟠桃盛会终于开始了。在给各个座位送上蟠桃及其他美味佳肴后,还有其他节目一一奉上。其中一个,就是由嫦娥献舞。
嫦娥的美貌是三界公认的,她的舞姿也是无人可比的。只是嫦娥也是星君之一,职位非常高,一般人哪有让她献舞的资格?只能在每次蟠桃会上,才能一饱眼福。
虽说王母娘娘举办的蟠桃会其实就是她自己的生日会,每年都会举行。可是天上一天、地上一年,而天上一年,地上就过去了三百六十五年。所以简明月即使已经在这个副本里过了三百多年了,也还是第一次参加蟠桃会,同样是第一次见到嫦娥的舞姿。
看到嫦娥跳舞,简明月第一时间就沉迷了进去。她自己也是个舞蹈高手,现代的各种舞蹈她都有过涉猎。嫦娥的舞蹈应该算是古典舞的一种,这种舞蹈在现代早已不流行的,因为现代人都觉得没什么意思。可是现在简明月亲眼看到嫦娥的舞蹈,才知道这种舞蹈也是分谁跳,嫦娥来跳,就比任何舞蹈都更吸引人,也只有这种舞蹈才能尽显嫦娥仙子的无穷魅力!
不只是简明月,其他神仙也纷纷被嫦娥迷的有些失神。在场的可都是修为高深的满天神佛,连他们都被迷住了,可见嫦娥的舞姿有多大的魅力。等嫦娥一曲舞罢,震天的叫好声响彻云霄。其中叫的最大声的,是一个有些胖乎乎的虬髯大汉。简明月本不认识他,掐指一算才知道,原来他就是天蓬元帅。
没投猪胎的天蓬元帅,其实还是挺威武的,只是眼神太灵活了,显得有些油滑。不过这和简明月没关系,她只是瞥了一眼就不再关注了。
嫦娥的舞蹈结束后,下一个节目刚开始,孙悟空就发作了。将那个总管叫过来,揪着他的领子质问,自己为什么吃的是六千年的蟠桃?最好的九千年蟠桃为什么不给自己?
孙悟空的叫嚷,惊动了其他神仙,纷纷回头看去。玉帝和王母娘娘也听到了,见又是孙悟空,脸色都不太好看。而孙悟空还不肯罢休呢,拖着那个总管来找他们评理,当初玉帝明明说过,齐天大圣是极品神位,为何自己只能吃到六千年的蟠桃?
这事玉帝还真没法解释,难道他明摆着告诉孙悟空,自己当初是忽悠他的?所以只能和王母娘娘商量了一下,给孙悟空换了个座位,让他和最顶级的那些神仙坐在一起,并重新上了一份蟠桃。
可没想到孙悟空还不罢休,三口两口将九千年的蟠桃吃光了,大声赞叹桃子的味道,并要求再上一份。
这可就不是简明月教他的了,连简明月都暗暗皱眉,孙悟空这是还要大闹蟠桃会的节奏吗?rw
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