第七百三十九章 呆萌的孙悟空
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也不知布尔玛是不是也有主角光环,一路走来,竟然没遇到过什么猛兽,孤狼就算是最危险的野兽了,一梭子子弹就吓跑了,毫无难度。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com这让简明月暗暗吐槽,不是说这个世界是有恐龙的吗?怎么都躲着布尔玛走?
开着开着,越野车开到了一处沿山公路上,一侧是山壁,一侧是悬崖。简明月又想吐槽了,这里根本是人迹罕至之处,孙悟空生活在这里,除了爷爷就没见过其他人,居然有人在这里修建公路,真是不是说什么好了。
布尔玛开到这里,也感觉道路太险要了,停下车拿出龙珠雷达看了看,见下一颗龙珠确实在前方,这才重新上路。可是没开多久,刚拐过一道弯儿,忽见前面一条大鱼横在路上,布尔玛反应不及,踩刹车也没能停下,直直的撞了上去。大鱼虽然体积不比越野车小,可是毕竟不如越野车重,被撞的滚了几滚。
布尔玛急忙探头一看,发现大鱼后面钻出个小男孩来,而且毫发无损。这让她很惊讶,说道:“咦,还活着?”
简明月坐在副驾驶的位置上,也看到了这个小男孩,发现他身后果然拖着一条尾巴。人类的模样却长着尾巴,不用想就知道,他肯定就是孙悟空了。
孙悟空从小在森林里长大,一直都是跟野兽玩耍。被越野车撞了之后,第一反应竟然不是索赔,反而以为越野车是个妖怪,要来和他抢食物,就要将越野车扔出去。
简明月既然在车上,怎么可能让孙悟空将越野车摔坏?一闪身下了车,一只手按在孙悟空的脑袋上,说道:“小猴子,随便破坏东西是不对的,尤其是别人的东西,损坏了是要赔偿的,知道吗?”
孙悟空此时还是个小孩子,身高只到简明月的腰部,一只手按着他非常趁手。但这只是简明月的感觉,孙悟空可不这么想,发现自己竟然没有简明月力气大,立即向下一缩,整个人团成一团向后翻滚,脱离了简明月的控制,同时抽出金箍棒,大叫着“好厉害的妖怪!”同时挥棒就打。
简明月当然不会被他打到,只是觉得这个时候的小悟空很好玩儿,就只是躲闪并不还手的跟他玩儿了起来。可布尔玛却看不出简明月是在逗着孙悟空玩儿,还以为她被孙悟空逼的没有还手之力了,急忙掏出手枪来,向孙悟空一通乱射。孙悟空措手不及,被连连打中,然而明明被打中眉心了,却只是揉着脑袋大叫好痛。
简明月在旁边也看的小吃一惊,布尔玛距离孙悟空也就三米远,手枪子弹竟然连油皮都没打破,孙悟空的防御力得有多高?即使比不上雷神托尔和绿胖子浩克,也比美国队长强不少。而且孙悟空还在幼年期,实力提升的空间非常巨大,不说他巅峰时期,只是长大之后,估计就不比绿胖差了,而且还是有理智的绿胖。
布尔玛枪-击孙悟空,孙悟空没事,却把布尔玛吓坏了。连忙扔枪投降,说明自己和简明月都是人,不是妖怪。孙悟空也是太单纯,布尔玛说什么他就信什么,才知道原来眼前的两个生物,就是爷爷说的“女孩子”。
既然爷爷说了,对待女孩子也温柔,孙悟空立即收起了金箍棒。不过女孩子没有尾巴,让他颇感奇怪。
孙悟空也是太寂寞了,本来能和他作伴的就只有爷爷,前几年爷爷还死了,他只能独自生活。现在遇到两个女孩子,还是从都市里来的女孩子,让他很是兴奋,主动要招待他们,邀请两人去他家。
在跟孙悟空回家的路上,双方互相介绍了各自的名字。孙悟空的名字对简明月来说有特别的意义,但对这个副本的土著来说却只是个普通的名字而已。倒是布尔玛的名字,被孙悟空嘲笑了一通。幸好简明月的名字很正常,要是也被孙悟空这么嘲笑,弄不好生气之下会揍这小鬼一顿。
到了孙悟空家,一进门就见一颗四星龙珠被供奉在桌子上。布尔玛一见龙珠,也不知哪来的力气,将孙悟空一下拨到一边,上前捧起了龙珠。这下孙悟空不干了,立即将龙珠抢回来,说这是他爷爷留下的唯一遗物,看到它就像看到爷爷一样,任何人都不能乱碰。
经过布尔玛的解释,孙悟空才知道龙珠的作用,但不管布尔玛怎么说,都不肯将龙珠交给她。布尔玛无奈,只好施展忽悠大-法,引诱孙悟空跟她一起去寻找龙珠,顺便冒险磨练武道。
在布尔玛的心目中,一直觉得孙悟空比简明月更强大,把孙悟空拐带上,不但有龙珠,顺便还能当保镖用,这笔账太划算了。孙悟空也好忽悠,一听说冒险能让他和爷爷一样厉害,立即痛快的答应了。
孙悟空和布尔玛一说好要一通冒险,转身就要上车继续走。简明月无奈的道:“喂,我记得有人说要招待我们来着?而且现在天色已晚,你们打算连夜赶路吗?”
孙悟空打回来的大鱼还没吃呢,现在才想起来,憨憨的挠挠头道:“对哦,还没吃饭呢,吃饱了再上路不迟。”
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