第五十五章 九八拐六五四三两幺
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“谁要跟你交流了？”郎苑是一贯的说话不算数。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
“夫人呐，你不都已经准备好了吗？”胖子幽幽怨怨地不依。
至少比刚才少了毛衣毛裤什么的，就衬衣外面披着外套呢，很方便的说。其实就算不方便，哥也不是很怕麻烦的人。
“这不是中断了吗？还得从头准备，过程复杂着呢，也不一定能准备好。”郎苑是一贯的理直气壮。
“夫人呐，那你快点准备吧，我把肩膀借给你，不要客气。”胖子不由分说地关了灯，房间内再次陷入了绝对的黑暗。
还真是好事多磨了□哥的第一次，初妹的第一次，初哥和初妹两人的第一次，三项“第一”合而为一，具有重大的现实意义和深远的历史影响，经历重重险阻，克服种种困难，终于推进到了临门一脚的节点上。
导弹都上了发射架了，火箭已经加注了燃料，各项参数检测正常，按照程序倒计时读秒，九、八、拐、六、五、四、三、两、幺到了洞就点火。结果，洞都到了口上了，却被不相干的恶人硬生生地打断——我跟你有什么仇，有什么怨？这得多大仇，多大怨！
大不了从头再来，说得轻巧啊，没准就错过了发射窗口。胖子决定自己辛苦一点，帮郎苑一把，与人方便自己方便嘛！
“别闹说这事儿算完了吗？我怎么觉得就跟闹着玩似的。”郎苑躲避着胖子的咸猪手，但再豪华的大床能有多大？
“其实，我就是不想让恶人坏了我们的新房。你说在新房里动手多不吉利。”胖子的嘴巴很利索，禄山之爪也在摸着石头过河。要是被打回来，就另辟蹊径，左边不亮右边亮，“这事完不完呢，还要看马所长能不能查到你的背景。”
“那他肯定查不到＊不，我打个电话？”郎苑倒是替敌人担忧了，一个派出所长能有多大能量？
“不管他r人呐，我们可得抓紧着点了，冬天夜太短”
在胖子不屈不挠地努力下，在郎苑不情不愿地推拒中，对话声渐渐消失，喘息声渐渐增强。闲话少叙，发射进程再次开始了倒计时，九、八、拐、六、五、四、三、两、幺
“啊——”
前厅突然传来了一声惊叫！
洞口上的胖子那个窝火啊c像是白眼球的叫声？今晚这个漂亮的小妹妹帮了太多忙，特别有同情心，也特别有头脑，哥总不能听而不闻吧？
要不等正事办完了再过去看看？也不行，得一个斜，不，两个斜呢！
也是胖子担心马所长那边再闹出什么幺蛾子，听力就放开了些，至少要听到三十米外的脚步声——要是房间被人浇了汽油，北风呼呼的，那可就暖和大了。
郎苑并未听到叫声，却察觉了胖子的紧急刹车，含糊不清地问道，“又怎么了？”
“前台服务员那儿好像出事了，等我一下，马上回来！”
唉，你说哥这牺牲精神p多大恩情都报了
胖子迅疾地穿上了裤子，先检查了后窗，出门时还搬着个沙发堵在了外面，确保这边有人挪动沙发时，可以立即返回——马所长不会高明到调虎离山吧？从其性格能力上分析，又愚蠢又自大的，应该到不了这么一步。
嗯，那厮顶多有点偏向虎山行的豪迈，也就是冲到敌人跟前去送死。
不过还是心为上吧，毕竟郎苑毫无防御力地独守空房呢。
胖子确实是多虑了。白眼球和死油头的吵闹声已经传了过来，胖子三步变两步地冲进了前厅。到丑一把抓桌油头的头发，薅到了与自己眼睛平齐的高度，爆喝了一声，“想死？！”
突然增高二十余公分的死油头惊恐万状，想堆笑却是没成功，不想死倒是表现出来了。
胖子心急火燎的，哪有闲工夫跟死油头掰扯，劈手将其掼在了地上，顺道踩上了一只脚。尼玛手上沾了一层油好多毛，真是晦气！
“胖哥，谢谢你！”白眼球惊魂未定地薄了胖子，红彤彤的小脸贴着胖子的后背，心肝嘭嘭嘭地跳。
可怜胖子就穿了条裤子，上半身还光着呢，虽然并未觉得冷，到底是与时节不符。胖子的腰围够粗，白眼球环抱得很勉强——嗯，还是有点料的
哥这是被人占便宜了啊v子拍了拍白眼球的胳膊，“小妹妹，有绳子吗？”
绳子没有，床单被罩就多的是。白眼球放开了胖子，脸红红地找了几条过来，按照胖子的指示，兜头就往死油头身上套。先来一个被罩，就像笨婆娘缝被子把自己缝在里面，或者是白色的裹尸袋。
“呃，呃”死油头本来还想挣扎或者辩解一下呢，胖子脚下稍一加劲，死油头就两端翘起，上边要吐下边要泻，出气多进气少，哪能说出话来。
白眼球手艺潮了点，材料就够多。眼见着死油头被裹了个里三层外三层，能呼吸就算是他肺功能强大，胖子一溜烟地跑回了房间。
“他一动弹，你就敲他脑袋。他要是让我听见声，我就出来把他踹成两截。”
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