第488章 烽火戏诸侯
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月奴忍了许久,一口痰水吐在了白铁余的脸上,怒骂,“丑八怪,你下辈子也没这机会!”
“我现在就有!”白铁余大怒,刚要伸手去抓月奴的胸部,身后传来玄云子的声音——
“白铁余,你若不守信,我现在就咬舌自尽。”
白铁余的手生生的定住,然后哈哈的大笑,“对,对。男人必须守信!朕是男人中的男人,更应该守信——大胸脯,朕暂且先饶了你!你听着,用不了多久你就会和朕后宫所有的女人一样,每天晚上都渴求朕来宠幸于你!”
月奴冷笑,“你后宫里养的是一群喂了春药的母猪吧?不然怎么可能会盼着你这个比猪还丑的丑八怪去宠幸!”
“你一再的说朕丑?”白铁余像是听到了这天底下最冷的笑话一样,不可思议的叫道,“大胸脯,你是不是瞎了眼睛?朕活了快四十年,夸朕英俊的人或许不多,但还真没人说过朕长得丑!”
“那得看和谁比。”月奴很是不屑的撇着嘴,被绑着了也晃起了脚尖,“跟我家公子比起来,你就是一口连皮都长皱了的大黑猪!”
白铁余气得愣住了半晌,猛一抬手想要抽打月奴,一扭头看到了冷冰冰的玄云子,又呵呵的笑了两声放下了手,“小娘皮,嘴倒硬!没关系,朕心胸宽广虚怀若谷,不与你一般见识!稍后把薛绍擒了来,朕到要剥了他的皮来看看,他的皮是怎么长的!”
“白铁余,你一个大男人欺负一个被绑住了的女子,算什么本事?”玄云子淡淡的道,“你若真能把薛绍擒来,又何须在此多费唇舌?”
“是,皇后说得极是。”白铁余不急不忙笑眯眯的走了过来,伸手想要抱玄云子一下,玄云子马上朝旁边一躲。
“我还不是你的皇后。”
“嗬嗬,用不了多久就是了。你看,这婚堂都准备好了!”白铁余眯着眼睛,眼睛缝里闪出两道淫猥的光茫,说道,“等捉来了薛绍,拜完了堂,我要让全军的将士欢呼庆贺!然后,我们就在这里洞房花烛,在几万人面前洞房花烛!我要让全天下的人都羡慕,我娶到了这么好的一个皇后!”
“粗鄙野胡,无耻流氓,你连猪都不如,还敢诈称皇帝!”月奴啐骂不停。
“啧啧,好像你也是混血杂胡吧,哪能这样骂自己人呢?再说了,朕还是你的夫君呢!”白铁余摇头叹息,一副痛心疾的样子。
“你有完没完?”玄云子依旧很是淡定,说道,“洞房花烛,你的烛呢?”
“呃……这个!”白铁余一介胡人还真没怎么把中原的婚俗放在心上,这时干笑了一声说道,“夜风太大,点不起蜡烛。算了吧!”
“不行。”玄云子不容辩驳的道,“少了一样,我都宁死不嫁。”
“行行——来人,赶紧去弄红烛来!”白铁余不耐烦的叫道。
“不麻烦了。”玄云子平静的说道,“白铁余,你听说过烽火戏诸侯吗?”
月奴心中一亮:烽火?烽火!……玄云子好机智,我可真没白忍这么久!
白铁余眨了眨眼睛,呵呵一笑,“皇后,朕虽然粗俗野蛮但确实也读过几本书,不然也打不下这一片大大的江山。难道,你也想让朕给你来一出烽火戏诸侯,博你一笑?”
“怎么,难道我不配?”玄云子冷冷的道。
“配,当然配!你可比褒姒那个祸国殃民的蠢娘们漂亮和聪慧了一百倍还不止!——但是朕,绝对不是周幽王那样的昏君!”白铁余哈哈的大笑。
“废话连篇!”玄云子很不耐烦的把凤冠都取了下来,“我冷,赶紧给我升起大火来取暖!”
“呃……早说嘛!”白铁余一拍脑壳,同时一脚踹向他身边的近卫,“你没听到吗?升火!快升火!升起大火!!——烤羊!烤全羊!烤很多的全羊准备犒军!”
“是,陛下!”
月奴长长的吁了一口气,感激的看向玄云子。
玄云子仍是那样淡淡的静静的站着,像是永远也不会有任何值得他紧张的事情生。
叛军的两万余主力,从两个方向像潮水一般汹涌的扑向了郭元振和郭安。他们确信不疑,那一面大旗的下面就是唐军主帅薛绍。捉了他,能换来无数的金银财宝!
于是他们杀得很猛,如群狼夺食。
夜色之中,惊天动地的喊杀之声震动了整座鬼头山。城平县里所有的狗疯似的叫了起来,百姓们全部被吓醒,家家户户点亮了灯,全城都亮了。
薛楚玉和他麾下的一千骑兵,全体静静的看着军营的方向,每个人的脸色都是铁青,身体绷得像拉满的弓一样。
他们眼睁睁的看着袍泽被围歼,一个个战死。
心如刀割,纹丝不动。
熊熊的篝火,燃烧了起来。为了献些殷勤,白铁余让人把火烧得很大很旺,火苗蹿得比营房还高。
“将军——火!!”
薛楚玉和所有人一起看向东北方向,所有人在同一瞬间热血,被那天边一点红光,烧红了眼睛!
“那不是火。”薛楚玉举起了他的方天画戟,指着火光的方向,“那是阵亡兄弟们的——魂!”
一千骑飞掣而去,风卷残云,譬若惊飙!i
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