第六十三章 冤家路窄
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自那次课后,林楠在众人心目中的形象再度膨胀,钟大柱等人看林楠的目光已由崇拜转为痴呆,批斗会也随之改为授经会。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
中午,清香小筑的十人(林楠,郭子风除外)围坐在苦楝树下谈论如何讨女孩子的欢心。
“呵呵,泡妞有三大诀窍,就是胆大心细脸皮厚,只要你真正做到,我包你无往不利。”小泥鳅率先发言。
“哼!”王缺德嗤之以鼻,“免了吧,既然有如此诀窍,你为什么到现在还是光棍一条。”
“咳咳!”小泥鳅一下子就被呛住了,“这个,这个,只要是本人的脸皮不够厚。”
胖子拿起笔,认真地记下了泡妞三大诀窍。
“我拿脸面当板鞋,脸皮够厚了吧,可南宫琪美非但不理我,反而厌恶我,每次见了我仿佛老鼠见了猫似的。”钟大柱恨恨地说。
“你的脸皮是够厚的了,可心细呢?亏你外号叫包打听,南宫琪美喜欢啥?生活有什么规律?一个字都答不是来吧。哼!什么都不知道,还每次叫人家琪美,傻子才和你恋爱呢。”
“你——”钟大柱气呼呼地指着小泥鳅。
“确实,泡妞要做到招之即来,挥之即去,那才是泡妞的最高境界。”
“哎呀呀!乔无盐你算了吧,亏你长得那么英俊,你自己看看,泡的全是啥,一队队的炎龙骑士团,恶心死了。”李贱人连忙打断了乔无盐的发言。
“确实,确实,你那些女朋友拉出去实在有损我们清香小筑的光辉形象,不说也罢。”
“呜——”乔无盐仰天长叹,“世人皆误也!须知心灵美才是最重要的。”
“滚吧,滚吧!”几人集体反对乔无盐。
“说实话,我一直想不通,林楠长得黑不溜秋的,为什么有那么多的女孩子喜欢他,而且个个是极品,普通人能有一个即是天大福分了。”胖子终于发言了。
“的确,这个问题值得研究。”夜正寒等几人连忙附和。的确,在清香小筑中,夜正寒属于那种很普通很普通的类型,这种人的最大悲哀就是难以给人留下印象,故找女朋友中最着急的就是他们这类人。
“五朵金花居然有三朵倾心林楠,委实不可思议。”赵志鹏插话了。
“我看,是他的运气太好了。”罗汉果跃跃欲试,“若我有他那么好的运气,那该多好啊。”罗汉果一脸的贱态。
“切!文不对题,滚到一边去。”众人起哄。
“我看林楠必是修炼了像勾魄大法之类的功诀,让少女一见倾情。”小泥鳅语出惊人。
“有理,有理。”大家纷纷点头。
“有机会把他那套功诀搞过来就好了。”胖子羡慕地说。
“小泥鳅,你聪明绝顶,这个光荣的任务就交给你了!”
啊?正在笑吟吟地小泥鳅的脸唰地白了,“不行,我干不来,胖子人缘最好了,此事非胖子不可。”
“呵呵,别推辞了,就这么敲定了。”众人异口同声地说。
呜——,这下搬起石头砸自己的脚了,小泥鳅恨不得打自己几个嘴巴子。
“咚咚”的敲门声传了过来。“谁呀?中午跑过来,不怕打扰别人午休吗?”小泥鳅心情很不好,不高兴地朝门外吼了一声。
“咯吱”一声,小泥鳅开了门。??门外居然是水梨月等五朵金花。五大美女光临清香小筑,小泥鳅兴奋得连他老爹都忘了,“请,请进。”一腔热血冲天而起,冲得小泥鳅满脸通红。
哇!五大美女来了,众人丑态毕露,吧嗒吧嗒的口水淌了一地。“唔——,呕心死了。”几位美女拿衣袖掩住口,脸上全是厌恶的神情,众人忙擦去口水,整整衣冠,一本正经。
“真丢人!一群猪哥。”小泥鳅心中恨恨道。
“请问林楠在吗?”水梨月轻轻地问。
“在,在,在。”钟大柱抢着回答,鸡啄米似的点个不停。昏!又是找林楠,为啥不找我?众人哀嚎,为什么黑皮狼有这样的艳福?天啊,你真的没长眼睛,如此鲜花居然插在牛粪上?
“请!”钟大柱一把推开门,做了个手势请五大美女进,但瞬间他就呆住了。幻觉,一定是幻觉!钟大柱狠狠地揉了揉眼睛,但事实胜于雄辩。林楠正舒舒服服地趴在床上,床边,一位貌比天仙的黑衣女子正替他捶背。那黑衣女子穿着极为开放,经意不经意之间,玉乳露出一大片。唰——,钟大柱的鼻血狂喷而出。
水梨月也怔住了,她们本来想邀林楠去游览流碧湖的,不过现在用不着了,看林楠的模样,只怕快活似神仙。“姓林的,我总算认识了你。”水梨月手掩着脸走了,五大美女瞬间一个不剩,范飞飞临走时对林楠投下幽怨的一瞥。林楠本想起身,后又想,误会就误会吧,自己已经有了康梅雪了,又何必耽搁别人的青春呢?
其他人见五大美女走的匆忙,不竟感到奇怪,纷纷进了房来看。不看不打紧,一看吃一惊!可怜这些未经人事的纯情少男,哪里竟得起这天地间的极大诱惑,个个鼻血狂喷,一双双眼睛死死地盯住彩练那露出大半截的玉乳,咕咕声响不绝如耳。林楠一看,原来是众人在咽口水。
“真丢人,一点定力都没有。”林楠摇了摇头。
“丰乳肥臀,极品,极品啊。”小泥鳅边擦鼻血边指指点点。
“林,林大情圣,你是饱汉子不知饿汉子饥,自然说出这等没人性的话,若让你憋了三年,到时候别说是美女,就是一条母牛你也照上不误。”
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