第28章 回去我就金盆洗手
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“卧槽！我们还真成了搬运工了！”打手甲抱着脸盆、水壶什么的，跟身旁抱着被褥的打手乙抱怨着。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com原本因为人手问题，潘小闲父子并没有带多少东西，现在既然人手充足了，又有车，潘老实可就舍不得自己那些破烂家什了，于是堂堂斧头帮的打手们就成了不要钱的苦力。
“谁知道刀疤哥这是怎么了？”打手乙摇晃着大脑袋：“不就是贫民窟的一对普通父子吗，用得着这么巴结？”
“别乱说话，老大这么做肯定是有原因的。”打手丙在旁边警告道：“贫民窟的一对普通父子？呵，都忘了刚才真爱酒吧的老板亲自带队过来吗？
“你们该不会真以为事情就这么简单吧？哼，总之等回头问问老大就知道了，现在都老实搬东西吧！”
“搬搬搬！”打手甲和打手乙都是无可奈何的摇摇头，黑社会混到这地步的也特么没谁了！
“站住！”就在这个时候，包子铺里的街坊邻居们一窝蜂的冲出来了，并且还在不断煽动着其他人家。
“什么情况？”打手们都愣住了，平时这些贫民窟的穷逼看到他们都是躲着走，怎么这会儿都跟打了鸡血似的？
“你们不准走！”灌汤包大婶一把扯住打手乙抱着的被褥，冲打手乙撒泼的尖叫：“老娘不让走谁都不准走！”
“东西放下！”身强力壮的水果摊大伯夺过了打手甲手里的水壶，狠狠往地上一摔，还用力踩了两脚，把那水壶给踩瘪了一块，水果摊大伯挑衅的瞪着打手甲：我就踩了怎么的？
眼镜大叔拦着打手丙，脸上挂着不屑的嘲讽笑意：“别演了，我们都看出来了！哼，新剃的光头吧？你看，还刮了个血口子呢！金链子咱们这街上也有卖的，十块钱一米要多少有多少！还有这纹身贴纸挺逼真啊，呵呵，噗！”
吐了口吐沫在手指头上，眼镜大叔肆无忌惮的在打手丙胸口露出的虎头上搓着。
搓了两下，哎？怎么没掉？又使劲搓了两下，还是没掉……眼镜大叔的冷汗下来了——该不会是真的吧？
手指头颤抖的搓着打手丙的虎头纹身，眼镜大叔小心翼翼的抬起头来，正迎上打手丙凶恶的眼神。
“我超耐磨的！”打手丙狠狠一拳打在眼镜大叔脸上，顿时眼镜被打飞了，眼镜大叔捂着眼睛往后仰倒……
看着地上被踩扁的水壶，打手甲太阳穴的血管一跳一跳的，猛地从后腰拔出了斧头，一斧头砍在了水果摊大伯的肩头上。
“啊——”水果摊大伯整个人都懵逼了，等到疼劲儿上来才终于是意识到发生了什么，他顿时痛得鬼哭狼嚎起来，肩头上鲜血淋漓让身强力壮的他瞬间就变成了软脚虾，“噗通”一下就跪下了。
灌汤包大婶还在跟打手乙抢被褥，跟撒泼的五十岁大妈战斗，打手乙一时竟然没占了便宜。恼羞成怒的打手乙用力一推，顿时灌汤包大婶就抱着被褥摔倒在地。
“去年买了个表！”打手乙助跑两步，就仿佛足球运动员射门一般狠狠一脚踢在了灌汤包大婶脸上。
顿时灌汤包大婶满脸开花，鼻子、嘴巴里都在往外淌血，刚刚还很泼妇的灌汤包大婶瞬间就吓傻了。
类似的一幕在不断上演，虽然总共就只有七八个打手，但是个个如狼似虎，数以百计的金街老街坊却是如同一群逆来顺受的小绵羊，任凭七八个打手肆虐，最终是跟硝烟弥漫的战场一般倒了一地，有的躺着、有的跪着、有的趴着，个个鼻青脸肿还一脸的奴才相。
“全都是大傻币！”七八个终于发泄爽了的打手抱着东西继续走向停在街口的小巴，看都懒得看这些街坊邻居。
“不是说这些人只是潘小闲请来帮忙的狐朋狗友吗……”年轻女孩捂着破烂的衣衫泪流满面，她的脸上留下个清晰的大手印，胸口上也有，斧头帮的打手忒不讲究，不但打了她还顺手占了便宜。
“这些人绝对都是真流氓！”拄拐棍的老大爷趴在地上吃力的喘息着：“而且还是手上有人命的……”
“妈啊……”灌汤包大婶“噗”的吐出口血，血里还和着两颗亮晶晶的东西，赫然是一对门牙。
“是哪个傻币说的他们不是斧头帮？”水果摊大伯捂着不断流血的肩头，脸色苍白的问道，他是受伤最重的。
这是斧头帮的打手们看在潘小闲的面子上，手下留情的结果，否则金街残联今天就可以正式挂牌成立了。
水果摊大伯这句话问到了每个人的心坎里，谁也不会承认自己是傻币，所以他们必须找一个傻币出来背锅，以证明自己不是傻币。
“唰唰唰——”所有人的目光都集中到了眼镜大叔的脸上，眼镜大叔的眼镜飞了，一只眼睛高高肿起成了一条缝根本就睁不开，他呆呆的环顾四周：“你们都看我干什么……”
“看你麻痹！”
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