第66章 你不是不在服务区吗
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“爸,您这是急什么啊……”宋青松身为一个孝子只能是低眉顺目的在旁边好言劝道:“您要是想见我,直接一个电话我不就去见您了吗,还用得着您老受这个罪?”
“我呸!你个混蛋玩意儿不是不在服务区吗?”宋元桥终于是吐得差不多了,扶着潘小闲直起腰来,指着宋青松的鼻子尖喝道:“我这不是到服务区外边儿找你来了吗?”
宋青松老脸一红,老爷子你咋还记得这个梗呢?
“哼!知子莫若父,你一玩这套我就知道你小子有猫腻!果然我这一查,你车就在附近!我赶紧找了个班里的富二代拉着我过来,紧催慢赶的,才终于是赶上了,要是再晚到一步,我那宝贝徒弟就得让你给祸害了啊!”宋元桥气得身子直哆嗦。
开空跑送他来的富二代学生嘴角一抽一抽的:同样是一个班的同学,他是“宝贝徒弟”,我就是“班里的富二代”,老师您这心眼儿都偏到腚眼儿去了啊……
“爸!”宋青松真是又气又急,原本他是不想忤逆父亲的意思,可是亲爹被一个小骗子忽悠得团团转,这让他怎么能忍得下这口气?再说他也不想看着自己老爸再被骗下去了,再骗下去只怕棺材本儿都没了!
“他就是个骗子!”宋青松一咬牙指着潘小闲跟宋元桥摊牌了:“爸!您还真以为他是为了跟您学那个老年健身操呐?您那个老年健身操有什么好学的?学了有什么用?
“您就没发现,他才跟您学了一个月,您的国王黑金卡就成了他的了吗?再跟着学上几个月,是不是咱家房产证的名字都得改成他的了?要是学上一年,咱一家子就得沿街乞讨了吧?”
“混蛋玩意儿你说什么呢?”宋元桥气得脸都绿了:“你这不是在骂他是骗子,你这分明是在骂你爸是傻子啊!”
“不是不是,爸我不是这个意思,我就是打个比方……”老爷子一发飙,宋青松顿时就萎靡了。
“什么叫老年健身操?”宋元桥气得一巴掌拍在宋青松后脑勺上:“那叫太极拳!”
宋元桥这辈子没什么爱好,就爱打个太极拳。宋青松这话对他而言简直就是侮辱,他没好气的喝道:“怎么的?我就把卡给他了怎么的?他是我徒弟!给他我乐意!”
卧槽……宋青松堂堂总督都是心里骂娘了,老爷子你要这么说我不跟你犟,咱们是骡子是马拉出来遛遛!
“爸,这么的吧,既然您说这小骗子……”宋青松说到这里,宋元桥一瞪眼珠子,吓得宋青松赶紧改口:“既然您说这小伙子是您的衣钵传人,学了您的老年健……太极拳,那咱们就让他来打一遍怎么样?也让我们大家来开开眼啊,看看您的宝贝徒弟什么水平!”
“呵呵!”宋元桥冷笑,他可是心里有底,自己这个徒弟虽然是笨了点儿,但却是把四十八式太极拳都学全了的,虽然还需要再细细雕琢,好好抠一抠,但打出完整的一套肯定没问题。
“等一下!”一直没掌握话语权的宋家驹忽然这时候站了出来,戏谑的瞟了一眼潘小闲,说道:“爷爷!爸!一个人打能看得出来什么水平啊?我觉得只有两个人对练,才能真正体现出来水平!”
干得漂亮!宋青松暗地里跟儿子一竖大拇指,不愧是老子的种,关键时刻神助攻啊!
“嗯,家驹说得也有道理,爸,要不您看这样,我这几个保镖也都会两手乡下把式,三脚猫功夫,不如从他们里边儿选一个去跟小骗……小伙子过过手?”宋青松完美的将军。
“好啊!都是自己人,点到为止就行了,不伤和气,友谊第一比赛第二嘛!”宋家驹挤眉弄眼的道,然后跟自己老爸对视一眼,爷俩儿的眼神默契在空气中无形的击了个掌。
宋元桥很是为难,虽然他对自己的太极拳很自信,可是他心里也明白太极拳没什么攻击力,表演还行,可要是跟人动手嘛……那基本就是送菜上门求轻虐……
就在老爷子想着什么措辞能把这话给圆过去的时候,潘小闲已经主动站了出来:“好啊,不过我有一个条件!”
“你说!”宋青松不禁心中暗喜,管你什么条件我都答应了,只要你愿意打就好,到时候让我的保镖打你个菊花灿烂,然后我再当面拆穿你的丑恶面目,看你还怎么忽悠我爸!
“道歉!”潘小闲嘴角勾起一抹邪魅笑意:“你口口声声说我是骗子,说我不是为了学拳拜师——那好,如果我用跟师父学的四十八式太极拳打败了你的保镖,我要你向我道歉!
“向我道歉,因为你诬陷我是骗子!也向我师父道歉,因为你还诬陷我师父是傻子!”
潘小闲提出的要求真是让宋青松打心眼里憋闷,宋青松可是堂堂山城总督,封疆大吏,除了跟他爹以外,即便是在联邦总统面前都没说过一句软话!
让他给潘小闲道歉,简直比杀了他还让他难过!
【感谢relife(1000)、邵歆伶(100)两位兄弟的打赏,挨个抱抱,欢迎relife兄弟的回归组织另外我得说一下,一本书的写作周期是很漫长的,一年、两年或者更长,作者也是人,有着七情六欲,也有各种烦恼,不可能每一天都保持同样的状态,所以如果有时偶尔装的逼不够清新脱俗、打的脸不够风骚别致,还请大家多多包涵。这就好比你有个漂亮女朋友,总不可能因为她今天脸上长了两颗青春痘就把她甩了吧?忍两天痘消了,那不照样还是个大美女嘛对吧?】
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