第161章 勾引二嫂,江湖大忌【2更】
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所谓一山不容二虎,除非一公一母。龙腾小说ltxsba.com五虎彼此之间都很少来往,唯一的例外,就是金毛虎和笑面虎。
金毛虎染着一脑袋黄毛,笑面虎是光头大胖子,单单从外形上来看都不像是一个位面的,然而这哥俩儿却是走到了一起亲如兄弟,真相只有一个——臭味相投!
今天金毛虎和笑面虎都是闲着没事儿,各自找了两个美女上酒楼里寻欢作乐,却刚好碰上有人吃霸王餐。
金毛虎和笑面虎本来是懒得管这闲事儿的,可是当看到吃霸王餐的人之后,金毛虎和笑面虎瞬间就做出了一个艰难的决定——谁也别拉着我b闲事儿我们管定了!
“来按啊!打我啊!打我啊!”笑面虎笑得很淫荡,像个皮球似的弹来弹去拉仇恨,速度之快竟是在身后都拉出了一串的虚影!
笑面虎身高一米九几,体重绝逼能上四百斤,但却是个灵活的死胖子,真不知道他的轻身功夫是怎么练出来的。
“哈哈!打不着!打不着!”笑面虎肆无忌惮的调戏着面前这个小美女,他仗着一手轻功已经是立于不败之地了,更何况旁边还有金毛虎在压秤,他贱的毫无压力。
这小美女长得不但美如天仙,而且一脸正气,还有一身好功夫,实在是第六区难得一见的极品!
以这小美女展现出的身手绝不在自己和金毛虎之下,但是这小美女也不知怎么搞得身子很虚,面黄驾、形销骨立,仿佛一阵风都要吹倒了,十成功夫至多还剩个三四成,真是天上掉下个林妹妹啊!
只等把小美女给累倒下,笑面虎就要坐享其成,却没想到就在这时,“呼”的一声,一个身影就仿佛是人肉炮弹般越过人群在半空中划出一个抛物线,照着他当头轰了过来!
这尼玛谁啊?笑面虎大吃一惊,却是根本躲避不开,因为他此时正在同向移动着。
你麻痹&面虎情急之中挥手一拳打去,然而让他意想不到的是那人影竟然一把便擒住了他的腕子,将他往怀里一拽,与此同时右手狠狠一拳正击中他的胸口!
“噗——”
笑面虎仰天喷出一口老血,如同腾云驾雾一般倒飞了出去,同时他耳膜中传来了“豁啦啦”的一连串骨骼断裂声,虽然还没有感觉到疼痛,但笑面虎已经笑不出来了:卧槽断了
金毛虎大吃一惊,刚要上前接力,但看清来人时不禁脱口而出:“卧槽怎么是你?”
“卧槽怎么是你?”来人简直是跟他神同步,只不过却是看着那个吃霸王餐的小美女说的。
驴儿哥紧赶慢赶的终于是赶到了,而且一上来就出手打飞了灵活死胖子,本想着在老婆面前好好表现表现,却没想到吃霸王餐的不是宁玉碎,而是无瑕小道姑!
卧槽你咋混成这逼样了?
潘行不敢相信的上下打量着无瑕小道姑,她身上原本穿着的鹅黄色道袍破破烂烂,简直就是乞丐装,大袖子也不知道是被谁给硬生生扯掉一只,露出一条脏兮兮的小胳膊跟藏边喇嘛似的。手里的雪白拂尘也秃了,只剩下檄拉的几根白毛迎风招展
再往脸上看,那双斜飞入鬓的剑眉耷拉成了倒八字,杏核眼里水汪汪的含着泪,薄薄的嘴唇两边向下弯着好似下弦月,整张脸就是一个大写的“囧”啊!
头上扎着的发髻也乱了,披头散发、蓬头垢面,出尘脱俗的气质就更别提了,这要是在基地里,往街边儿一蹲都不用表演胸口碎大石菊花开瓶盖什么的,就得有好心人扔钱
所以说金毛虎和笑面虎都是老司机,即便无瑕小道姑已经蹉跎成这样了,也仍然被他们看透了她天生丽质难自弃的真相。
以往的时候无瑕小道姑对潘行那是满满的怨念,然而此时此刻看到潘行,无瑕小道姑竟然有种老乡见老乡、两眼泪汪汪的感觉。
无瑕小道姑这两天过的简直不是人过的日子,她以名门正派弟子自居,自然是不肯做那些下三滥的事情,同时她又有着一颗正义之心,对于不明真相的同性之间的打斗她是可以无视的,但对那种当众强奸或者疑似强奸的事,无瑕小道姑当然是要代表月亮惩罚他了!
所以她不但这两天忍饥挨饿、滴水未进,还一路跟人打打杀杀,关键是有时候打跑了强奸犯却被受害妇女抓着不放,让她先把嫖资给付了否则不准走这简直就是给无瑕小道姑造成了暴击伤害!
到今天她实在是饿得头晕眼花,去当铺把宝剑给当了二百块钱——这可是掌门师尊赠给她的白虹剑g狗日的当铺居然说是“一把锈迹斑斑的破铜烂铁,可当两百元”!
所谓人穷志短,无瑕小道姑含泪把白虹剑给当了,想着两百元也不少了,省吃俭用一点儿好歹能把这一星期熬过去。她上酒楼抠抠索索的点了一盘炒饭打包,哪想到付账的时候竟然要三百元!
无瑕小道姑简直要疯,你们这饭是拿金坷垃炒的啊?一盘炒饭要三百元,你们怎么不去抢?
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