第179章 入戏太深也是病【3更】
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“一般人想学他们的武功真心不易,没想到这回政府支持五交会的力度这么大”
“这少林七十二艺和少林七十二绝技有什么不同?”潘行好奇的问道,他生长在贫民窟对这些知之甚少,唐奕身为唐门子弟自然是要知道更多华夏六大派的事情。
“七十二艺既有软硬之分,软功,以静制动,以柔克刚,巩纯者,无往不胜。彼专以阳刚之劲,号拔山举懂雄者,当之无不败也”唐奕嘚嘚瑟瑟的说——后退,我要开始装逼了!
看到潘行听得直蹙眉,粉红凤凰立即睇一句:“说人话!”
“咳咳,少林七十二艺就像是我们刚开始学习汉字,少林七十二绝技则是到了写作文的水平。”唐奕被怼得欲仙欲死,果断一句话结束战斗:“老大,没什么事儿的话咱们明天见?”
“明天见。”潘行心里还装着事儿,也没有多说的兴致。
“老大,你去哪儿啊?”唐奕走了,粉红凤凰却没有离开,而是跟在潘行身旁问道。
粉红凤凰假扮伪娘的时候就是这么叫潘行的,可是她早就恢复本尊了,却还是一直这么叫潘行,搞得潘行心里总觉得怪怪的。这时就只剩下他们两人,潘行便忍不住问道:“粉红,为什么你叫我老大啊?”
“叫顺口咯!”粉红凤凰的小脸儿红扑扑的,也不知道她是因为害羞还是兴奋。
这也能顺口?潘行也是醉了,你该不会是假扮伪娘上瘾了吧?入戏太深也是病啊!
“那随你吧。”潘行无所谓的道:“之前一个星期都是在第六区,之后的半个月又要去少林,所以趁着今天有时间,我要去医院看望我的父母。”
“是叔叔还是阿姨生病了?”粉红凤凰关心的问道:“我反正也没什么事,不如我陪你一起去啊!”
“谢谢你的好意,但是我们小两口去就好了。”宁玉碎神出鬼没的及时出现了,亲热的薄了潘行的胳膊,笑里藏刀的盯着粉红凤凰:“就不麻烦粉红姐姐你了!”
“不客气,我作为朋友也该去探望一下的!”粉红凤凰就仿佛完全没听出来宁玉碎话中内涵似的,笑嘻嘻的对潘行道:“老大,我只是想去探望一下叔叔阿姨而已,你该不会嫌弃我这个电灯泡吧?”
“抱歉,可能不太方便。”潘行毫不犹豫的拒绝了她,“为朋友两肋插刀,为女朋友插朋友两刀”的道理驴儿哥早已深谙个中三味:“谢谢,你的好意我们心领了!”
“没关系,不方便就算了,老大明天见!”粉红凤凰就仿佛丝毫没受到什么打击似的,若无其事的对潘行挥了挥兄,然后又笑嘻嘻的跟宁玉碎道:“大嫂拜拜!”
你是不是傻?有你这么跟人争男朋友的吗?你看看人家无瑕小道姑!出家人都比你懂得多!
用目光表达了对粉红凤凰的鄙视之后,宁玉碎踮起脚尖给潘行送上一记香吻:老公今天表现棒棒哒!
“对了老婆,今天去见爸妈,有件事你得配合我”潘行拉着宁玉碎说起了悄悄话。
夕阳映黄了洁白的窗帘,部里潘老实正在闷着头给妻子按摩手指,隔壁床大妈正在拿潘行的英雄事迹教训儿子。
“你说说你,也老大不小的了,怎么就不能给我领个儿媳妇回来?”大妈气呼呼的道:“你看人家老潘家儿子,刚上大学就带回来女朋友了,长得那个漂亮哟,啧啧,跟仙女儿似的!”
“妈你快别开逗了,真要是跟仙女儿似的,能看上他们家?”大妈是个热心大妈,但是她儿子说话却是不中听的,瞅瞅潘老实身上穿的衣服档次,她儿子嘴撇得跟破瓢似的:
“妈你看我好歹也算是个白领阶层吧?要人儿有人儿,要个儿有个儿,家里还有车有房,我都快三十岁了还没找到合适的,他一个穷学生,哪个仙女儿愿意跟他?”
他话音未落,就见从门口逆光走进来了一对金童玉女,男的大约一米九左右的身高,一张小白脸儿帅到没朋友,女的清纯可人,有着倾国倾城之貌却甘愿旭依人。
两人肩并肩手挽手走进来门来,异口同声的喊道:“爸、妈,我们来看你们了!”
卧槽!大妈的儿子捂着胸口仿佛中了一箭:这个世界对我真是充满了深深的恶意
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