第185章 莫装逼,装逼遭雷劈!【3更】
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“我来!”唐奕觉得自己身为拳三人组中的轻功第一人,有义务当这只出头鸟。
唐门三绝,轻功、暗器、毒a功排在第一位,可绝不是浪得虚名的!
唐奕忽然感觉有身边有杀气,他慌忙回头一看,只见圆通大市意无意的把他那根又黑又粗又长的东西比比划划着,唐奕缩了缩脖子——卧槽?忘了z少林寺内不准用别派武功!
如果我说我刚才是吹牛逼的你们相信吗?唐奕笑得很猥琐,牙齿缝上还塞着一根绿油油的韭菜。
“你可以的!”潘行、粉红凤凰都是满怀期待的看着他,唐门郎啊喂a功好就是任性!
卧槽拼了f奕一咬牙一瞪眼,一双刑腿儿紧倒腾,“嗖嗖嗖”的就钻进了酗子。
“噗通[通[通”唐奕感觉心跳的很厉害,他也不知道为什么,就是觉得这明明什么都没有的酗子给他带来了极大的心理压力,就仿佛有许多双色迷迷的眼睛在偷窥着他!
唐门三绝并不是浪得虚名,为了修炼暗器,唐奕的一双耳朵甚至能够在漆黑的房间里听到两只苍蝇在交配的声音!
所以静下心来倾听之后,唐奕很快就现了极为绵长细微的呼吸声,黑暗中也不知道隐藏着多少人!
“嗤——”
唐奕猛然停下了脚步,果然前方一道劲风猛然劈下,只听“当”的一声金铁交鸣,青石地砖上竟然是激荡起了一溜儿的火星子,借着火星子微弱的光芒,唐奕隐约看到了那是一根铁棒!
卧槽猴赛雷f奕不禁倒吸一口冷气,如果刚才他再往前一步脑袋就得被开瓢了!
毫不犹豫的唐奕掉头就跑,这巷子也不知道有多深,明显走回头路才是捷径啊!
然而他才刚刚跑出两步,一道劲风便呼啸而来,唐奕慌忙向后急退,但是就在此时脚下又出现一道劲风,唐奕想都没想就立即腾身跃起,可此时头顶上方忽然一棒子抡下来。
“呯!”
唐奕倒在了地上,一翻白眼一蹬腿,昏了过去。
漆黑中传来了几声不屑的冷笑,跟着两个人影走到唐奕身前,一人拖着一条腿,把唐奕就这么拖出了巷子
“老大,你说这巷子里会有什么危险呢?”粉红凤凰紧紧地贴在潘行身旁说着悄悄话。
对于她这种喜欢躲在自己身后的行为,潘行早就习惯了,她在第六区里还是伪娘的时候就这样了。
潘行现她只要跟自己在一起,就喜欢躲在自己身后,反正自己也不捡肥皂,也就随她去了。
圆通大师偷眼瞄着粉红凤凰前凸后翘的火辣娇躯都快成了潘行大腿上的挂件儿了,不禁心里满满的羡慕嫉妒恨——这么一尊美丽性感的女菩萨,为什么不来度我?
恕我直言,贫僧慧根很大的!
“不知道”潘行昧着良心说着假话,忽然听到漆黑的巷子里一阵风响处,一个瘦小的身影仿佛离弦之箭般飞射了出来,姿势优雅、自由落体的“啪嗒”一下摔在了潘行他们的脚下。
“唐僧?”粉红凤凰不禁大吃一惊,只见唐奕脑袋上顶着一个红得紫的大包,两眼紧闭不省人事。
“阿米豆腐,两位施主放心,唐施主只是昏过去了而已,并无大碍。”圆通大师慈眉善目笑眯眯的道:“接下来轮到哪位施主了?”
粉红凤凰刚想说我来,却被潘行一把拦住了,回眸一笑,驴儿哥淡淡的道:“后退,我要开始装逼了!”
粉红凤凰不禁“噗哧”一笑,心里却是暖暖的,柔声细气的道:“老大,谢谢你”
“不用谢,我叫雷锋!”驴儿哥转回身拖着沉重的步伐,椅晃的走向巷子,虽然巷子里伸手不见五指的黑,但是驴儿哥觉得自己胸前的红领巾更鲜艳了!
阿米豆腐,潘施主,莫装逼,装逼遭雷劈啊圆通大师双手合十,笑得十分猥琐。
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