第190章 专治各种不孕不育【为simon2014盟主加更2】
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好吧我承认我是吹牛逼的,我连粉红凤凰都带不走,哪敢招惹你老人家?驴儿哥在圆通大师淫荡的笑容中果断缩卵了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com猎文网
转眼就是一个星期过去了,潘行和粉红凤凰仍旧还是每天只能吃一顿晚饭,虽然他们一天比一天更努力,甚至可以说一天比一天更拼命,但是圆通这个老变态却是每天都在给他们增加着工作量。
现在潘行已经是每天早上都要劈十棵大树了,等他劈完一般都是过了早饭时间,然后就开始炒栗子。
那位把炒栗子这种好机会完全让给了潘行的五大三粗和尚算是彻底解脱了,除了每天都会过来指点潘行几句以外,小日子过得滋润极了,而等驴儿哥炒栗子炒好基本也就是晚饭时机
粉红凤凰只能是比他更惨,这一晚两人又是拖着疲惫不堪的身躯,扑到了通铺上。
“咕噜噜”
粉红凤凰的肚子叫了起来,她顿时俏脸绯红,伦家可是黄花大闺女呀y谓姑娘十八一朵花,正是放个屁都带着玫瑰花香味儿的时候,怎么能在男人面前出这么羞耻的声音呢!
可素,可素,可素伦家真的好饿啊
今天她先是挑满了两缸水,错过了早饭和午饭,又捻了十斤黄豆,错过了晚饭,好不容易把黄豆给捻完了躺到床上,还没把被窝给焐热乎呢,圆通又来叫魂儿了
如此大的劳动量,粉红凤凰却是一直饿着肚子,她一个正在长身体的小姑娘怎么受得了?
悄悄把兄塞进了袖子里,饿得眼睛都绿了的粉红凤凰掐住了银蛇的小三角脑袋:素贞啊,我是吃你呢还是吃你呢还是吃你呢?
还是算了吧粉红凤凰饿绿了的大眼睛里闪过一丝温柔,终究是培养了半年才成功的,人非草木孰能无情
就在这时,她瘦削了的后背被潘行捅了捅,粉红凤凰吓得一激灵,兄赶紧把银蛇给塞回袖子里,回头对潘行无辜的眨巴眨巴大眼睛:“老大,长夜漫漫无心睡眠啊?”
“你看!”潘行笑眯眯的扬起了双手,每只手里都握着一个大馒头。
“馒头!”粉红凤凰的眼眶湿润了,曾几何时这是她不屑一顾的食物,但是现在简直比金子还金贵!
“我们一起吃吧!”潘行递给了她一个,少林寺的膳食是定时定量的,可以不吃但绝不允许暴饮暴食,潘行也只有两个馒头而已,全都给拿回来了,倒是还喝了一碗粥吃了几口小菜。
“谢谢老大!”粉红凤凰跟饿狼似的接过了馒头,深深的呼吸了一口其实并不存在的香气,然后“啊呜”就是一大口,馒头就少了三分之一。
看着她狼吞虎咽的样子潘行的丹凤眼弯弯的,粉红凤凰很可爱,但也很率真,如果是宁玉碎就算是饿死也肯定是汹汹的吃东西,细嚼慢咽,绝不会像粉红凤凰这样。
但偏偏她狼吞虎咽的样子都是萌萌哒,就好像一只还没学会爬的刑猫,让潘行情不自禁的伸出手去揉了揉她的性袋。
说起来自从唐奕走了之后,两人孤男寡女共处一室的都一个星期了,却是始终什么都没生过。
要说不正常确实是挺不正常的,可是潘行和粉红凤凰却都是很自然,就仿佛本来就是该如此。
潘行有宁玉碎这个女朋友,也有无瑕小道姑这个疑似“小三儿”,但粉红凤凰反倒是第一个和潘行同床共枕的女孩,而且一睡就是一个星期,可以预料的是两人会睡够整整半个月,这缘分也是没谁了!
眼瞅着粉红凤凰跟饿急眼了一样三口两口就吃完了一个馒头,潘行就把自己那个馒头也递给了她。
其实驴儿哥不吃也可以的,大不了多喝两口西北风呗,反正这少林寺里别的没有,大自然的原生态新鲜空气可是量大管够!
但是潘行知道粉红凤凰不行,除了在下毒方面她是专家以外,武功仙平常,说她是个战五渣肯定冤枉她了,但不用毒的话也就是一鹅之力吧,不能更多了!
粉红凤凰是真的饿急了眼了,完全没有察觉到哪里不对,顺手接过来就给吞噬了。
今天终于又艰难的活过来了粉红凤凰长长的呼出口气,虽然只是填了个三分之一饱,但是起码把命给薄了。如果不是吃了这两个馒头,粉红凤凰怀疑自己会不会成为五毒教第一个饿死的圣女!
等一下!
两个馒头?
粉红凤凰呆了一呆,为什么会是两个馒头?明明他给我的是一个馒头啊!
无辜的粉红凤凰眨巴眨巴大眼睛,看看潘行干干净净的嘴角,下意识的伸出粉嫩舌尖舔了下自己嫣红的唇角,竟是扫到了一粒馒头渣,条件反射的舌尖灵活的把馒头渣给勾回到徐儿里了。
顿时粉红凤凰涨红了小脸儿,结结巴巴的道:“对,对不起,老,老,老大,我不是,不是故意的”
“妹子心好大。”驴儿哥一本逗逼的道:“你这样很容易失去我的!”
粉红凤凰嘤咛一声就钻到驴儿哥的怀里去了,驴儿哥当时就傻眼了,卧槽你该不是想碰瓷儿吧?
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