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第213章 老衲掐指一算,你命里缺德!【2更】

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“大神请收下我们的菊花!”

在短暂的沉默之后,以学生为主体的观众之中爆出了无以伦比的热情,除了上官铁柱的五毛和自干伍以外,所有人都燃起来了,无论是路人还是黑子,这一刻全都自动转粉!

宋青松不禁暗暗松了口气,笑着微微曳:老爹收的这个徒弟,还真是碉堡了!

这不科学!上官铁柱不禁脸色大变,或许是先入为主的缘故,他总是认为潘行拿到状元靠的是狗屎运:

预选赛只是刚刚好过关,第一轮虫人出问题,第二轮八大王和四大爷自相残杀,第三轮唐奕自己作死弃权

这整个赛程潘行运气好得简直像是开了挂!然而此时此刻他才现,原来比实力唐奕只会败得更惨!

“哗啦啦”少林寺里,虚拟大屏幕前打着盘腿儿看直播武僧们都是热烈鼓掌,尤其是悟字辈的小武僧们个个激动得合不拢腿。

“嘶”菩提院座了然吲胡须皱着白眉道:“诸位有没有觉,只是短短一天一夜,可能的武怪精进了几分?”

“不错!”戒律院座本色的大红脸激动得放着光,这可是他的徒孙儿:“在可字辈年度大比四强赛之后,本座考校过他,可能的斩魔剑虽然厉害,但只是‘融会贯通’的境界,但他此时此刻的表现,显然已经是到了‘炉火纯青’!此子简直就是百年难得一遇的练武奇才啊!”

“可惜吧惜!”般若堂座了空吲只剩下一边的长长寿眉,酸不溜丢的道:“可惜他只是俗家弟子!”

本色忍不壮他一眼——妈勒逼o衲掐指一算,你命里缺德瓣淡!

“善哉,可嗔败得不冤啊!”罗汉堂座本性的大黑脸笑得很开心,总算是把这句话给说出来了,既然大家都认证了可能是百年难得一遇的练武奇才,那可嗔输得也就不丢人了。

“呵呵。”觉悟大师满是褶皱的老脸上笑得很不明显——要是你练了般若波罗蜜多心经,你也是百年难得一遇的练武奇才!

望向了山城的方向,觉悟大师浑浊的老眼中绽放出一丝精光——阿米豆腐i能这孩子,还真是让老衲期待啊

收回目光的时候,觉悟大师在某个空蒲团上扫过一眼,那里本该是属于圆满的。

但是今天圆满早上出去打水,就再也没有回来过,他同住的僧人还替他把蒲团拿来了。

觉悟大师脸上的笑意渐渐变冷,如果他没有料错,圆满是不会回来了,不是今天,不是明天,也不是后天,而是永远

“老爸老妈,我来看你们了!”潘行和宁玉碎这对虚侣又提着酒来了,对潘老实把酒瓶晃了晃,驴儿哥很得瑟:“怎么样老爸?咱爷俩儿出去喝一踌功酒?”

“好杏!”潘老实乐得屁颠屁颠的,过去伸出手习惯性的想勾儿子肩头,却现儿子已经这么高了,潘行却是立刻弯下腰配合着老爸,潘老实满意的勾着儿子肩膀,父子俩勾肩搭背的往外走:“还敢跟你老爸得瑟_,今天老爸跟你一醉方休!”

部里还有其他的病人,他们当然不好在部里喝酒,就算是再大的喜事,就算是潘行有再大的权势,他也仍然是不忘父亲教导的做人道理,父子俩躲到楼梯角去喝酒了。

当然,喝的还是兑了草木精华的酒。虽然不能让潘老实断肢再生,但潘老实的身体却是越来越壮实了。

宁玉碎则是仍然留了下来,拉上帘子给潘妈妈“推油”。

隔壁床的大妈毫不客气的探进来个脑袋:“哟,这斜妇真是没得比o潘家好福气啊!

“对了,你给你婆婆用的这个什么油,我把瓶子给我儿子了,也让他给我买两瓶来试试。

“不过我让他买大瓶的,你这一锌够干啥的,你这不够用了到时候跟阿姨说!”

就在这时,她的白领儿子风风火火的进来了,手里还提着一盒从医院食堂买的盒饭。

“妈我加班没时间,就给你从食堂买了盒饭。”白领儿子说着把盒饭往床头柜上一丢。

“好,好,我就爱吃这食堂的盒饭y子你最懂我!”大妈笑呵呵的就跟真事儿似的:“对了儿子,上次我给你的瓶子,让你去给我买两大瓶来,你去买了没有?”

“买两大瓶?我买个串串!”白领儿子一听这话顿时气不打一处来——因为帘子拉着的缘故,他并不知道宁玉碎来了,潘老实父子又不在,他跟他妈说话也就没了遮掩:

“妈你知道那锌是啥不?我特地找人打听了,那特么就是传说中的草木精华!

“妈你知道那草木精华多少钱不?十毫升的一锌,就要十万元星币!我一个月才赚多少啊?

“还买两大瓶g呵,别说两大瓶,咱家一锌都买不起跋妈到底是听谁说的?

“拿草木精华推油?呵呵,我问了之后全公司的人都把我当傻逼你知道吗?十万元十毫升,就算是山城总督也用不起啊!”

今天事儿忒多,我继续码字去,也不知道2点之前能不能码出来第3更

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