第225章 换个姿势!再来一次!【2更】
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“驴儿哥来了!大家都准备好了!”贱人就跟侦察兵似的气喘吁吁跑回了教室里对学生们喊道,顿时全班同学的情绪都高涨了起来,一个个脸色潮红呼吸急促,就仿佛是马上要见到偶像的脑残粉。更多小说ltxsba.com猎文网
当潘行和宁玉碎挽手走进来的时候,“哗啦啦”的全班同学起立齐声振臂高呼:“信驴儿哥得永生e驴儿哥得永生e驴儿哥得永生!”
还是你们最懂我!驴儿哥欣慰的回头对宁玉碎笑笑,然后咳嗽一声对激动地同学们劝道:“同学们别这样,我会膨胀的。其实我也只不过是个普通人,只是做了一件普通人都做不到的事情而已,千万别把我捧得太高,这样不好,不好”
虽然嘴里是这么说,驴儿哥的目光却是充满了鼓励、期待:再多说两句啊们懂我的!
有的同学就面色古怪起来,但是绝大部分同学还是激动地一起振臂高呼:“信驴儿哥得永生e驴儿哥得永生e驴儿哥得永生!”
“哇哈哈哈,你们别这样,低调,低调一点!唉,真是拿你们没办法呢!”驴儿哥脸上挂着苦笑,但是兄还在微微向上虚抬,雄神儿一挑一挑的:换个姿势y来一次!
夹在人群之中,张丽君和刘华、叶枫、常立志他们个个都是垂头丧气,尽量的缩性己的占地面积,以免引起别人的注意。
而他们之中此时此刻最苦逼的就是张丽君了,回想起几个月前她因为被高富帅梁家满追求,春风得意的在教学楼面前当众要潘行不要追求她,当时被宁玉碎打脸她还不服气,可是还不到一个学期的时间,潘行就完成了丝的逆袭!
现在梁家满家破人亡,潘行却成了五交会的状元,全蓄炙手可热的风云人物,谁都知道潘行未来不可限量,而随着潘行成为每个人都必不可少的话题,她也就跟着被人一遍遍的提起,一遍遍的躺枪
张丽君的课桌抽屉里每天都会藏着一盒六块钱的麻辣烫和一碗酥油茶,但是潘行一直也没出现,好不容易今天出现了,却是挽着宁玉碎的。
看到宁玉碎那张绝美的小脸儿,张丽君自个儿照了下械子,果断缩卵,不,是缩乳了。
让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧'万不要因为我是一朵娇嫩的楔而怜惜我!驴儿哥恬不知耻的对同学们含笑点头,哪怕颈骨不断的“咔咔”抗议,但是为了满足热情的粉丝们,驴儿哥不在乎!
“信驴儿哥得永生!”忽然在潘行的身后传来了一个熟悉的声音,这个声音很猥琐,但是却是一下子让全班都安静了下来,所有人都是震惊的看着那个声音的主人。
驴儿哥一回头,却见出现在教室门口的竟然是之前总跟他做对的辅导员刘波!
刘波干笑着,举起拳头上下上下挥舞:“信驴儿哥得永生e驴儿哥得永生!”
人怎么能无耻到这个地步?全班同学纷纷表示——活久见、刷下限,月落乌啼霜满天!
对此刘波表示情绪稳定——别人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿,不见五陵豪杰墓,一枝红杏出墙来!
“请同学们收拾一下激动的心情,先到座位上坐好,我来给大家做一下寒假安排。”刘波的态度和蔼可亲,就仿佛春风拂面,让人忍不住的想要呕吐、呕吐,惊起鸳鸯无数。
“同学们,先让我们用热烈的掌声祝贺潘行同学成功的拿下了五交会的状元,为我校争得了荣誉!”刘波说完先带起了节奏,“啪啪啪”的兄拍得通红。
老刘真是玩的溜溜溜,学们都是无可奈何的跟着鼓掌,随着潘行的崛起,刘波的威望也降低到了负数,这次借着驴儿哥之名,刘波终于是享受到了久违的掌声,感动得眼眶都湿润了。
基于此刘波觉得可以把潘行这张虎皮扯成一面新的大旗,他真诚的感慨:“潘行同学积极进取、奋图强,我一直很欣赏他,所以才特地为他报名了五交会,果然就被他一举夺魁”
我从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人全班同学都感动的默默竖起了中指,以表达自己的恶心之情。
刘波在讲台上吐沫横飞之时,潘行和宁玉碎在座位上也在说着悄悄话,这自然是瞒不过在讲台上居高临下的刘波,所以刘波尽量说得小声点儿,以免打扰到了驴儿哥和驴儿嫂的感情互动
“老公,寒假我要回家去了,你和我一起回去好不?”宁玉碎小脸儿红扑扑的跟潘行主动提议。
凑不要脸在潘行前面的张丽君竖起耳朵偷听,听到这句时气得差点儿把酥油茶给泼了宁玉碎脸上。
潘行“注孤生”的属性又一次被动触了:“下次吧,这学期我一直在外面跑,所以我想寒假的时候能多陪陪爸妈”
干得漂亮e丽君松了口气,同时心里暗暗窃喜,宁玉碎走了,老娘的麻辣烫和酥油茶便有了用武之地!
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