第275章 换个姿势，再来一次！【2更】
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“你说什么？”金不换、史劲飞和桃夭道人都斯巴达了，师叔祖这个称呼可不是随便叫的！
如果你叫一个人矢，这个人可能是你的矢，但也很可能是一位车里满载着种子的老司机！
但是师叔祖就不一样了，这代表了两人之间是同一个宗派的联系，刚才潘行叫了金不换和史劲飞为师叔祖，证明他就是丐帮的人，可是现在又叫本色、本性两位大师为师叔祖，难道他还是少林的人？
尼玛现在连拜师学艺都流行劈腿了？吃瓜群众们纷纷表示不可饶恕——为什么不是我？
“阿米豆腐，三位死猪有什么问题吗？”本色大师的雄睛眯缝成了一条缝，从缝隙里射出两道寒光！
卧槽你说阿米豆腐我也就忍了，施主说成死猪绝逼是故意的吧？金不换和史劲飞、桃夭道人都是敢怒不敢言，方言口音的问题纠正也没意义，重点在于潘行“劈腿”！
“两位大师，”金不换压抑着怒气道：“这潘行乃是我丐帮弟子，不知为何他称呼两位为师叔祖？”
“阿米豆腐，潘行乃是我少林的俗家弟子，法号可能，称呼我们师叔祖又有什么问题？”本色大师双手合十，雄睛定定的盯着金不换，盯得金不换脊背凉飕飕的。更多小说ltxsba.com猎文网
原来是俗家弟子金不换、史劲飞、桃夭道人乃至吃瓜群众们都是暗暗松了口气。
俗家弟子的话就好说了，俗家弟子那就不能算是少林寺的人，丐帮虽然是不能接受帮中弟子劈腿，但如果是少林寺俗家弟子的话反倒是很欢迎。但如果是剃度了的和尚，那反倒是个大忌讳。
这主要是因为有前车之鉴，凡是和尚加入丐帮的，基本都又改换门庭撒油娜拉了。
最有名的两人，一个是大力将军吴六奇，吴六奇原为佛门弟子，后来又加入丐帮成为八袋长老，担任前后左右中五方护法的左护法，和现在的西门风月是同等职务，之后又退出丐帮加入了天地会成为洪顺堂的红旗香主，最后被顺治皇帝封挂榆兵左都督、太子少保、晋少傅兼太子太傅。他的故事被蒲松龄写入了聊斋志异之中广为传颂。
另一个便是那大明开国皇帝朱元璋，朱元璋同样是先在皇觉寺剃度出家，寺里揭不开锅，朱元璋只能是离开化缘，这化缘说好听了是化缘，说不好听的就是乞讨，化着化着朱元璋干脆就入了丐帮，真的改为乞讨了，但是在丐帮没待多久朱元璋就又跳槽去了明教，最后还当上了皇帝，这事儿地球人都知道，但是对于丐帮而言就是耻辱。
他们的离开对于丐帮算不上耻辱，耻辱的是他们离开丐帮之后还特么混得那么好！
“可能，你与佛有缘，本座还是那句话，只要你肯剃度为僧，本座立即收你为徒，等本座圆寂之后戒律院座就是你的！”本色大师抓着驴儿哥的手就不肯放，这孩子越长越招人喜欢了，而且这么短的时间里似乎又武功大进，真是惊才绝艳啊！
卧了个大槽吃瓜群众们集体震惊了，戒律院座啊d然比不了丐帮帮主，但这是本色大首口许诺的，属于板上钉钉的事情，虽然不能娶老婆，但这里大把的人想当接盘侠啊！
给驴儿哥跪了！吃瓜群众们对于潘行已经是崇拜到五体投地——潘行只要肯剃度，那就是未来的戒律院座，不剃度，那就是未来的丐帮帮主r直就是进可攻，退可受，文能提笔定萝莉，武能床上定人妻，前能欺身压正太，后能提臀迎众基
驴儿哥嘴角僵硬的抽搐了一下，虽然暂时我的如意金箍棒只能缩小不能变大，但我觉得我还能抢救一下，总有一天我这根如意金箍棒可以“大大大”到捅破天啊！
“谢谢大师的厚爱，弟子心领了”驴儿哥含着眼泪拔出了自己的手，跟开香槟似的“嘣”的一声。
“没关系，本座可以等你，你再考虑考虑啊”本色大师恋恋不舍的，被本性大师等人用推动进去了大宅门。
太气人了＊夏六大派对于我等而言简直就是挤破头都进不去i是对于这厮，他不但娶了华山派长老宁平潮的孙女儿，还拜了丐帮少帮主西门风月为师，少林戒律院座本色大师哭着喊着的要收他为徒——麻痹这个世界到底肿么了？
金不换和史劲飞看着潘行的目光都是很怪异，一开始他们看到潘行时，都以为西门风月收潘行为徒是看中了他的颜值，可是现在他们才现似乎并非如此
“潘行”金不换的独眼目光复杂的看着潘行：“你矢已经为你报名了丐王天下大比，届时君山之上我倒要看看你矢到底哪儿来那么强的自信！”
“丐王天下大比？”驴儿哥眨巴眨巴水灵灵的大眼睛：“丐王是什么？争到了有什么好处？”
“呵呵，丐王那便是丐中之丐，威震天下！”说到这里金不换和史劲飞交换了一个意味深长的眼神，哈哈大笑着越过潘行往大宅门里走去，作为举足轻重的大人物，他们在大门口已经耽搁了太久。
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