第314章 逼良为娼【1更】
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驴儿哥艰难的决定继续每天吃饭睡觉打豆豆——至于曼陀罗的事情,像我这么一尘不染的蓝孩子,当然要么么哒才能帮她!
连么么哒都没有我师出无名霸不对?
所以驴儿哥决定先把唐奕的人情还了,在他父母坐军区医院之前,一直是仰赖唐奕在暗地里保护着,也没出什么差错,唐奕有事相求他当然得帮。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com猎文网而曼陀罗,讲真,驴儿哥一直认为这是个能一箭射爆地球的奇女子,地球上谁能逼婚了她?
除非是曼陀罗亲自来找他帮忙,他才会考虑是否出手,仅凭骆驼的一个激将法就想让驴儿哥上套,未免有点儿太甜了!
“老大,这事儿无论如何你要帮我!”驴儿哥的办公室里,唐奕的小白脸儿五官都嘬在了一起:“你要是不帮我,我可就完蛋了,而且这事儿除了你也没人帮得上我,非你不可跋大”
“到底什么事儿你说不说说不说!”潘行瘫在大沙上,像这样整个身体和沙的松软贴合起来的曼妙蝗驴儿哥已经很久没有享受过了,以前整个身子僵硬得都弯不过来,现在好了,驴儿哥想葛油瘫就葛油瘫,想碧瑶坐就碧瑶坐,想李易疯躺就李易疯躺,不服来辩!
“我说我说,其实是”唐奕才刚刚说了一句,便见潘行双手捂住了耳朵:“我不听我不听!”
卧槽唐奕也是醉了,不过作为四逼青年他非稠解老大抽风性的逗逼行为,所以他仍然继续说道:“老大别闹,其实是要到我们唐门十年一度的伴生缘盛会的日子了”
驴儿哥惊呆了:“不会你也要被强行联姻了吧?”
“老大你想多了等一下,为什么你要说‘也’呢?”唐奕狐疑的看看潘行,这是位有故事的男同学啊!
“唐僧,知道的太多了不一定是好事,来,还是让我们继续讨论你的相亲盛会吧!”驴儿哥笑眯眯的看着唐奕,现在的他终于可以像从前一样做出各种丰富多彩、撬百态的表情了,不过这种笑眯眯的笑里藏刀的表情是他最喜欢的,仅次于淡淡然的装逼。
“老大,真不是相亲!”唐奕很无奈:“说出来你可能不信,我们要寻找的伴生缘其实是五毒!”
“你也要成为一个操蛇的男人?”驴儿哥惊呆了:“呃,不对,我这话有瑕疵2可能是操蝎子、操蜈蚣、操蟾蜍、操蜘蛛卧槽唐僧你还真是金蝉子转世啊!上一世为了拳没操成的要这一世补上是吧?”
“老大你在外面这么污嫂子们知道吗?”唐奕小白脸一黑:“唐门三绝,轻功、暗器、毒,其实跟轻功和暗器比起来,毒是要稍弱一点的,只有加上伴生缘才能并驾齐驱。
“我们唐门有一座秘密的培养了几百年的千毒岭,这座山上全都是我们唐门费尽人力财力物力培养的五毒。
“平时千毒岭都是被封山的,每隔十年千毒岭才会开启一次,我们唐门的精英就在这一次盛会中去寻找一只适合自己的五毒,用秘法驯养之后,我们称之为毒宠。
“这毒宠是会伴随我们一生的,一般而言一只毒宠一生只会有一个主人,而我们同样一生也只会有一只毒宠,所以称之为伴生缘。
“但是这伴生缘盛会表面上看起来只是寻找适合我们的毒宠,但实际上却也是门主继承人的遴选。”
“咔不是唐门的天骄吗?噗9有什么好遴选的?噗[!”驴儿哥抓着一把瓜子嗑得有声有色,嗑瓜子哎,这个动作你知道以前驴儿哥做出来有多难吗?但是现在没问题了,驴儿哥想嗑瓜子就嗑瓜子、想剥花生就剥花生、想喝八编就喝八编
“老大说正事儿呢你能不能严肃点儿?”唐奕很郁闷,同时也很心痛,潘行的话等于给他心口上插了一刀,疼得他半晌没缓过劲儿来,好一会儿唐奕才黑着小白脸道:
“好吧我承认,其实我这个天骄只是外面人瞎叫出来的,我在唐门根本就不是天骄”
“不会吧?五交会上不是说你们是六大天骄的吗”驴儿哥惊呆了:那可是全球直播啊!
“那只是配合五交会的广告宣传而已”唐奕面红耳赤的捂脸:“其实我们六个里边其他的都是各自门派的天骄,只有我和宁大嫂子是被拉出来凑数的”
“等一下!嫂子就嫂子,宁大嫂子是什么鬼?”驴儿哥古怪的看着他。
“不是还有别的嫂子吗!”唐奕理直气壮的道。
“哪儿来的别的嫂子啊?”驴儿哥理直气壮x2。
“当然是峨嵋派的无瑕嫂子和五毒教的粉红嫂子啊!”唐奕理直气壮x3,理直气壮之中还带着满满的怨念,同样都是参加一次五交会,我只拿了个探花,老大你不但拿了状元,还把六大天骄里所有美女都给收入囊中,真是升级泡妞两不误啊!
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