第328章 进可攻、退可受【2更】
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难怪伴生缘盛会的结果会决定了门主继承人的甄选,这尼玛要是收个战神蝎当毒宠,就相当于随身有个准宗师保镖了,那还不是想打谁打谁?唐奕要是得了战神蝎,就算是跟唐千机也可放手一搏啊!
可问题是要收个战神蝎当毒宠,谈何容易?
驴儿哥回想了下战神蝎表现出的战斗力,都感觉头皮麻麻的,然后他忍不住问出了自己心中的疑惑:“唐奕,你们家的毒虫到底是怎么养的?就算是成天给它们打激素也不能长这么大啊!”
“这个我也不懂,都是三十六房中的五毒房在搞”唐奕说到这里眼泪哗哗的:“老大我觉得这事儿我们可以稍后再讨论,现在最关键的是帮我把屁股上的獠牙拔出来啊”
驴儿哥这才想起来,唐奕现在还蹿被菊爆状态,连忙把唐奕放在了一块大石头上趴着——放下之前驴儿哥仔细研究过了,这确实就是一块大石头,据唐奕所说须弥山蜘蛛其实也不多见。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com网
按理说须弥山蜘蛛已经在千毒岭食物链的上游了,在唐奕的梦想里能拥有一只须弥山蜘蛛当毒宠就堪称完美,至于战神蝎这种恐怖的存在,唐奕连梦都没敢梦。
唐奕羞耻的撅着屁股趴在大石头上,回过头来眼泪汪汪我见犹怜:“老大,轻点儿”
卧槽你怎么不去死?驴儿哥也是醉了,尤其是唐奕长得还这么娘炮,一巴掌拍在唐奕屁股上:“少特么废话!把脸转过去!”
“老大我怕”唐奕楚楚可怜的道。
“怕个毛啊不是号称‘进可攻、退可受,文能提笔定萝莉,武能床上定人妻,前能欺身压正太,后能提臀迎众基’的吗?”驴儿哥很不屑,手指头捏着他屁股上的獠牙摇了摇。
“艾玛疼!”唐奕不禁倒吸一口冷气,只能是含泪转回头去,牙齿遗嘴唇嘟嘟囔囔的:“我只是吹个牛逼而已”
“不可以的!”驴儿哥跟他唇枪舌脚,当然了,这是驴儿哥有意借此去转移唐奕的注意力,就好像当年关云长刮骨疗毒一样,没有麻药的情况下不能要求驴儿哥更多。
但是那两颗獠牙深深刺入了唐奕的屁股,而唐奕的汉服里三层外三层的颇为碍事,驴儿哥心想救人要紧,反正大家都是兄弟没什么大不了的,于是他两手抓着唐奕的汉服用力一撕,只听“嗤啦”一下,唐奕的整个屁股便都暴露在了驴儿哥的眼前。
“老大没想到你是这种人——”唐奕顿时急了,本能的扭动身子反抗,潘行的手正抓着獠牙要往外拔呢,被唐奕一扭动身子影响了操作,便厉声喝道:“别动!”
或许是因为当潘行的小弟太久了,早就习惯了服从潘行的命令,也或许是他被潘行的气势给震慑住了,还或许是他心里对潘行有着绝对的信任,总而言之在潘行厉喝之后,唐奕便老实了,趴在大石头上撅着屁股小声的抽泣,却是真的不敢再动。
潘行也没理他,爱哭哭去吧,反正这厮就是个小白脸儿,再说这跟大刀似的獠牙插在屁股上,搁谁谁不哭?
按着唐奕的屁股以防他吃痛乱动,潘行一只手抓着那獠牙仔细研究了下,因为獠牙上生满了锯齿,如果硬扯的话,肯定会扩大伤口,要是割断什么动脉可就死定了。
思索再三,潘行终于想到了一个好法子。他先用神鹰之眼看透了这半截獠牙上的暗伤,跟着再用寂寞九剑去攻击獠牙上的暗伤,只是一次点击,便将这半截獠牙硬生生的击碎了!
然后驴儿哥就哭了,麻痹失策啊!
獠牙碎在唐奕的屁股里,大的碎片能有药丸那么大,小的跟绿豆似的,他还得给唐奕清理屁股上的伤口,没有工具,这么多的獠牙碎片只能用手抠,得抠到什么时候去啊!驴儿哥的手指头刚戳进唐奕的屁股蛋子,顿时唐奕就跟杀猪似的嚎了起来。
“老大v下留情啊!”唐奕一边哭一边从腰间豹皮囊里取出了一根细长的银针:“老大我觉得你可以用针来挑,费事点儿没关系,时间长点儿也行,我一定会记的不杀之恩的!”
“早拿出来啊!”驴儿哥老脸一红,接过了银针:“你以为我愿意把手指头插你屁股里啊?”
害得你把手指头插进我屁股里,我还真是对不起你了啊f奕疼得无力吐槽,只能是趴在大石头上默默泪流满面。
用银针挑的话就顺手多了,毕竟驴儿哥现在已经恢复了手,要是以前的话唐奕还不知得多受多少苦。
挑完之后潘行又拔去另外一边獠牙,仍然是如法炮制,等把獠牙碎片都清理干净了之后,潘行接过了唐奕递过来的伤药,仔细的给唐奕涂上。
之前因为救人要紧,驴儿哥还真没想那么多,可是现在都把獠牙清理好了到了上药的阶段时,驴儿哥却是不由得生出了些古怪的念头——唐僧的屁股好白、好嫩、好滑啊
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