第420章 用生命在装逼【3更】
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余师兄一副过来人的口气随口教育着红毛男子：“纵然是能在凡人之中横行无忌，百年之后也不过一抔黄土。
“这天外邪魔再邪门也只是一个的武士而已，张成龙、黄夏柳、上官芙蓉真是一群废物！”
“是，余师兄说的是！”红毛男子郑剑平陪着笑脸问道：“余师兄，要不要通知余长老来……”
余师兄不禁“嗤”的一笑：“区区一个纵横境武士，随手一剑斩了便是，还用得着通知我叔爷？”
“卧槽你俩儿说相声呢？”驴儿哥听得嘴角一抽一抽的：“一个逗哏一个捧哏，玩的挺专业啊！”
“何为卧槽？”余师兄微微一怔。
“对呀！卧槽是什么？”红毛郑剑平在旁边赶紧给捧哏：“快说！我们余师兄问你呢！”
“没文化，真可怕！”驴儿哥一种智商上的优越感油然而生，不屑的瞥了他俩一眼：“卧槽这个词是很有内涵的，原本指的是牛、马等牲畜睡觉时躺在槽里，也是象棋术语卧槽马的简称，也可以是一种生活态度，不过我一般用来骂人防和谐！”
令堂尝戏寡人耶！余师兄和他的小伙伴儿们都惊呆了，脸色从白里透红渐渐转为红里透黑，余师兄冷声喝道：“牙尖嘴利之辈，只会逞口舌之利！待我一剑斩之！”
余师兄提着那郑剑平往下方一跃，轻飘飘的便落了地，与此同时他手捏兰花指向着潘小闲一指，顿时那空中漂浮的飞剑便化作一道白光，“唰”地飞射向了潘小闲！
说也奇怪，那道白光刚刚飞出时也不过就是三尺长的青锋，但剑光却是在空中不断的飞涨，眨眼间就成了比门板还大的巨大剑光，寒气逼人、剑气刺骨，就仿佛要将虚空都一剑斩碎！
“呼”的一下巨大的剑光瞬间便吞噬了潘小闲的身影！
只听“轰”的一声巨响，那巨大剑光竟然是将荒凉的大地斩出了一个一米宽、六七米长的深邃沟壑！
而潘小闲已然是随着剑光的散去而散去！
“余师兄威武霸气！”郑剑平赶忙送上了一拍新鲜出炉的马屁：“剑光所至，天外邪魔已是化作飞灰！”
“化！肥！会！挥！……”余师兄的脸上刚刚现出洋洋自得的笑意，却听不远处忽然传来一个宛如铜钟大吕般的声音，竟是在接着郑剑平的话继续说去。
“卧槽？”余师兄刚学会的新词儿就用上了，这一刻他感觉这个新词儿真是太能表达自己此时此刻的心情了，他慌忙定睛一看，只见潘小闲竟然是出现在了那沟壑旁十步之外！
这厮不但安然无恙毫未损，竟然还在笑眯眯的大声说急口令？等一下，化肥又是何物？
郑剑平顿时跟吃了屎似的噎住了，难以置信的瞪着潘小闲——这是个有故事的天外邪魔！
师父这口奶得真是太及时了！
潘小闲这一刻心里真是暖洋洋的，如果不是觉悟大师传了他，刚刚那一剑他是绝逼躲不过去的，当时只是觉得觉悟大师是看着自己的短板传授的，可是现在潘小闲想想，觉悟大师是知道他要来阴间的，这是摆明了给他一条活路啊！
佛门武功在阴间能挥出来的威力是很夸张的，他有这大挪移身法防身，几乎等于手握免死金牌！
只可惜潘小闲现在只是驾轻就熟的水平，暂时只能前后左右四个方向的十步之内挪移，据说这大挪移身法越是练到高深之处就越是厉害，让潘小闲真的十分期待！
“黑！化！肥！！灰！灰！化！肥！！黑……”驴儿哥每说出一个字时，那个字便会化作一道金光冲出口中，却并不飞走而是停在他面前不停地金光闪烁！
猝不及防加上吃了一惊，郑剑平和余师兄两人都是被震得脑袋里“嗡嗡”的，然后就身不由己的进入了驴儿哥的节奏。
余师兄和郑剑平的脑海中都仿佛有着一座青铜大钟，驴儿哥每说出一个字，他们脑海中的大钟便响一次，钟声雄浑、庄严甚至还带着点儿神圣，人深省、振聋聩！
余师兄已经是意识到大事不妙，但他的意识刚刚清醒一点，大钟便又响一次，他再刚刚清醒一点，大钟就又响一次，就这样脑海中不停地“嗡嗡”作响，根本停不下来！
这大概是驴儿哥学会佛门神功狮子吼之后第一次玩这么多字的叠加，最后他深吸一口气大吼一声：“黑！化！肥！！灰！会！挥！！灰！化！肥！挥！！会！！黑！”
一道道金光在他的面前已经渐渐叠加在一起，就仿佛是一颗烈日骄阳般光芒万丈！
随着驴儿哥最后一个“黑”的脱口而出，就仿佛是导火索燃尽，“轰”的一下他面前的烈日骄阳便炸碎开来！
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