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第433章 你们是猴子请来的逗逼吗!【4更】

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吓得我瓜子都掉了!驴儿哥从头看到尾,只觉“胸不平何以平天下,乳不巨何以聚人心”都是扯王八犊子,粉红凤凰靠的就是赤果果、血淋淋的杀戮,就问你怕不怕!

在粉红凤凰亮出了她的蝎子尾巴刺死了金蟾堂堂主的时候,驴儿哥心头奥巴马乱撞,因为就在前一天,粉红凤凰还拼命在他的面前遮掩,却没想到只过了一个晚上,粉红凤凰就敢大张旗鼓的把蝎子尾巴亮出来杀人了!

这一个晚上粉红凤凰到底经历了怎样的心理历程,驴儿哥不得而知,他只知道自己被骗了,那个娇俏可爱萌萌哒的粉红凤凰只不过是个假象,此时此刻杀伐果断冷血无情的才是真正的她!

可是他却恨不起来,因为他亲自见识到了五毒教的残忍。更多小说ltxsba.com

义父把干女儿像养蛊一样养大,然后又把她们吸成干尸,只为了成全他自己的仙福永享寿与天齐……

姐妹之间的感情亦是淡薄,在何铁心吸干红凤凰的时候,如果黄凤凰出手援救,或许红凤凰和黄凤凰都不会死,也或许她们还是都会死,但至少死得不那么孤独……

分堂堂主对于红凤凰和黄凤凰的死毫不在意,甚至对于教主的死是又惊又喜,看到新教主年幼可欺,就仿佛一群饿狼的扑上来争夺位子,这个时候他们是联盟的……

可是在他们中的一个被粉红凤凰以雷霆手段杀死之后,联盟顿时土崩瓦解,大家一起极尽阿谀奉承,向新教主表白忠心,但是他们的忠心只怕连他们自己都不相信……

这些都不过是五毒教的一点缩影,管中窥豹略见一斑,连五毒教的高层都是活得如此没有安全感,可想而知那些中低层又该是怎样的活法,粉红凤凰还只是许多小女孩之一时又是怎样的活法……

娇俏可爱、活泼率真的粉红凤凰和此时杀伐果断、冷血无情的粉红凤凰在潘小闲的心里就好像是两个不同的女孩,这让他的心里很不舒服,就好像他心里曾经好到可以同床共枕分享秘密的那个粉红凤凰,被另外一个粉红凤凰杀死取代了一样。

但就在这时,忽然圆刚跳了出来,浓眉大眼一脸正气的他大吼一声:“佛光普照!降魔卫道!佛门弟子何在!与我一起降妖除魔!剪除了这个滥杀无辜的妖孽!”

“佛光普照!降魔卫道!”十八铜人异口同声的呼啸着跳了出来,在圆刚的身后变出各种各样逼格满满的姿势,没有一个是相同的,却是个个威武霸气,顿时一股正大光明、肃穆庄严的气势便散发开来,宛如佛祖金身降临世间要镇压邪魔普渡众生!

你们是猴子请来的逗逼吗!驴儿哥也是醉了,这特么都什么年代了?还尼玛喊着降妖除魔往上冲?

今天这事儿跟你们有一根毛的关系吗?人家五毒教内部都妥妥的了,你们这些没毛的反倒跳出来搞事情?

说好的师祖娘呢?说好的站场子呢?老衲带你们是来给你们师祖娘砸场子的吗?

然而人家圆刚和十八铜人做的也不是错,如果粉红凤凰不亮出尾巴来,圆刚和十八铜人肯定是不会搞事情的,可是粉红凤凰一亮出尾巴就完蛋了,妥妥的是个妖孽啊!

倒不是说粉红凤凰是妖怪变的人形,都这个年代了圆刚和十八铜人也都知道世界上不可能有妖怪,可是从江湖正义的角度上来说,粉红凤凰这种存在也是邪魔歪道,是少林寺这样的名门正派必须要铲除的对象,换个套路的说法就是:邪魔歪道,人人得而诛之!

正邪不两立!

圆刚和十八铜人瞬间就把什么师祖娘给抛之脑后,满脑子的就是降妖除魔,这可是业绩!

不对,是功德!

“圆刚!”驴儿哥小白脸儿一黑,一拍桌子厉声呵斥道:“你们干什么!老衲都还没动呢!”

“师叔祖请息怒!”圆刚显然是误会了,连忙回来张开双臂拦住驴儿哥一本正经的劝道:“师父有事,弟子服其劳!

“师叔祖您是少林高僧,见到妖邪当然金刚怒目!但是有我们这些徒子徒孙在,师叔祖您尽管宽心安坐,弟子们这就出手铲除妖孽,绝不辜负师叔祖您的殷切厚望!”

卧槽你特么出来之前把嘴开过光了啊!驴儿哥也是醉了,这狗日的平时跟在自己身边十分狗腿,没想到今天怼起人来如此犀利,竟然说得驴儿哥都无言以对了。

圆刚在跟潘小闲说话的这会儿,十八铜人已经是冲上去把粉红凤凰给围了起来!

刚刚才喊着口号向粉红凤凰效忠了的四个堂主彼此对视一眼:少林寺真是业界良心啊!

“大师稳!”

“整个武林我就服少林寺!”

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