第524章 一朵纯洁的小白花【2更】
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正所谓,胸不平何以平天下,乳不巨何以聚人心!
瞬间驴儿哥就明白了为何西门风月为何在丐帮是人心所向,凭借着巨大的胸怀,西门老师分分钟教他重新做人!
讲真潘小闲的女人虽然不少,但却是以太平公主居多,领衔的便是宁玉碎和唐玉,这两位一个是胸像包子一个胸像馒头,只不过宁玉碎的包子是蚊子包,唐玉的馒头是旺仔小馒头。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
其次就得说是太史小慈了,太史小慈比宁玉碎和唐玉好点儿有限,虽然她人是霸气侧漏,但胸怀真的不够宽广,只能算是华夏人中的普通水准。粉红凤凰这个小萝莉却有大馒头,加上她萌萌哒的可爱形成了巨大反差,便自带童颜巨辱属性。
但事实上最霸气侧漏的还是唐仙儿,发如白雪、胸如满月,白发红颜人间极品。
可即便是唐仙儿比起西门风月来也是逊色一筹,唐仙儿因为身材矮小所以反衬得胸部巨大,西门风月可是一米八的顶级名模身高,仍然是波澜壮阔波涛汹涌,可想而知她是何等的规模!
偏偏又因为自幼习武的缘故玉峰高耸,在红肚兜炸碎的同时挣脱束缚一下子跳出来,顿时亮瞎了驴儿哥的鎏金狗眼。
若是一般的女人多半是会羞涩难当,就算不立即背过身去起码也要遮掩一下,但西门风月又岂是一般女人?
虽然身为处子的她也一样会有羞涩,但彪悍的她却是冷笑一声挺起了胸膛:“小兔崽子!涨姿势了吧?”
驴儿哥嘴角隐蔽地抽搐了两下,连忙双手捂住了眼睛,指缝张得大大的完全挡不住他水灵灵的大眼睛:“老师没想到你是这种人!我真是看错你了!人家还是个孩子!”
“孩子?”西门风月气得都笑了:孩子孩子,为何你这么坏,欺负欺骗,为何你做出来……
“滚犊子!”西门风月怒气冲冲上前一脚将驴儿哥踹翻在地:“老娘打死你个熊孩子!”
“老师!”驴儿哥声泪俱下:“人之初,性本色!教不严,师之惰啊!”
“呸!这锅老娘才不背!”西门风月不禁又好气又好笑,对着驴儿哥一通乱踹,最后还一把扯下了潘小闲的外套穿在了自己的身上。
她本就性子豪放不羁、不让须眉,再加上和潘小闲的关系,打完也就过去了,也不会因为潘小闲不小心看到了什么就要求他负责,穿好了衣服之后西门风月猛然想到了什么,急忙回头去看自己炸碎的红肚兜。
只见那红肚兜虽然是碎裂成了几片,但仍然是能够看得出来端倪,其他部位都是完整无损,唯有胸口部位竟然有着一个拳印镂空,那里的布料已然炸碎成了齑粉!
换句话说,西门风月竟然是中了潘小闲一拳,只是潘小闲将力道控制的恰到好处,只打到了红肚兜便立即收回,是以红肚兜之后会炸碎,而她竟然都没有马上察觉到!
西门风月难以置信的瞪大了美丽的睡凤眼瞪着潘小闲,她本以为已经很了解这个弟子了,却没想到这个弟子竟然还隐藏着实力,这怎么可能?他今年才多大?
得了污婆的三十年功力之后,西门风月颇有几分志得意满,她的硬实力已然凌驾于四大长老之上,在丐帮仅次于洪兴和污婆这两个帮主,甚至她都有点儿跃跃欲试想去和污婆过过招,可是此时潘小闲打中她一拳她还懵然不知,这尽管是因为她怕打伤潘小闲而未尽全力,也因为潘小闲是她的弟子而心存轻视,但也足以引起她的警惕了。
出关之后膨胀了的西门风月顿时就冷静了下来,她意味深长的看了潘小闲一眼,道:“明日鸡鸣开始,你到后山跟老娘学降龙神拳的后六拳!来迟一次,打你一次!”
说罢西门风月便迈开大长腿大步而去,鼻青脸肿的驴儿哥趴在地上伸出颤巍巍的一只小手儿:“老师,暴力是解决不了问题的,请务必以说服教育为主、体贴关怀为辅啊……”
宁可相信这世上有鬼,也不能相信驴儿哥这张破嘴!西门风月怒气冲冲的走出了潘小闲洞府的大门,一抬眼却正看到史劲飞、金不换两人跟门神似的堵着郭美琪。
他们怎么还在这儿?西门风月莫名的便有点儿心虚,就仿佛是被捉奸在床了似的心情。
“风月?”郭美琪看到西门风月吃了一惊,狐疑的看看史劲飞又看看金不换:“你们不是说西门风月没在这里吗?”
“老哥,我跟你说,最近我看了一本小说叫《我的贴身美女总裁》,艾玛简直污得不忍直视啊!”史劲飞拄着拐杖一边跟金不换扯淡一边往旁边走去,就仿佛没看到郭美琪似的。
“真的?是讲啥的?我也去批判一下!”金不换兴致勃勃的和他携手而去,春风中回荡着基情满满的浪笑,一对好基友勾肩搭背的背影,真是春风十里不如你。
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